Welcome to the next installment of SAC! Please review, I need to know if I should make a sequel!
Secret Agent: CHEAT
Chapter 7: The Office
He walked in and showed his badge to the receptionist. "Oh, ok. Wait here second honey. BOB! AN AGENT HERE TO SEE YOU!" yelled the receptionist lady. "I can HEAR, Meredith! You don't have to shout!" said Bob, the agent dude. He walked out and looked at the Cheat in surprise.
"Wow, uh, what are you doing here?" asked Bob. The Cheat saw that this was the agent that he saw at the Pier. "Hrrfr, Grbrrdr," said the Cheat. "You know who it is, huh? I'm not sure, you've only been on the case a few days, are you sure?" said the agent. "Hrg, frrdrrgr," said the Cheat, which meant, "Yes, I'm absolutely sure."
"Then why did you come, uh, here?" asked Bob. The Cheat noticed Meredith do some thing odd. Something he didn't expect. "Hrr, grrjrrfrrbrr," said the Cheat. "Oh, you just wanted to let me know? Okay then…thank god," "Hrrgrdr?" said the Cheat, which meant "Pardon?" "Oh nothing, nothing," said Bob. "Hrrgrdrfr," said the Cheat, which meant "I'm gonna go look out your window for a minute, if that's ok with you,"
The Cheat walked out to the window and looked down. Yep, they were really REALLY high up, TO THE EXTREME! The Cheat then thought, Oh my god! The government has created invisible floors on this building, if they have this much power, then why don't they try to do anything good?
A voice then spoke in the Cheat's mind, because we like to see you suffer. The Cheat then looked at Bob. He smiled and winked, then had noticed he just used his mind reading/speaking power to a mere plebeian. Um, uh, forget this ever happened! Oh crap, what have I done! The Cheat then walked to the elevator and went downstairs.
The Cheat walked over to Homestar's house. He rang the doorbell. Homestar opened the door. "Why hello the Cheat! This is Homestarrunner saying hello and goodnight." The Cheat was confused, and then he walked inside. "Would you like some tea?" asked Homestar. "Hrf," said the Cheat, which meant "No."
"Good, because I don't have any. Soooooooooo…seriously," said Homestar. "Hrfrgr grd grfrd frmrkr?" asked the Cheat. "Where was I at the of the bank heist? I was at home, making sandwiches," replied Homestar. Yes, of course you were. Staying home, making sandwiches. Hmmmm… there's something peculiar about all of this.
"Hrjrmrfrdrgr!" said the Cheat, which meant: "You stole all the money!" "Why, how did you know?" asked Homestar. "Hrfrgr, drrfr, frmrkr, dr!" said the Cheat which meant: "The footprints I got, the white 'shoes', and Meredith really gave it away!" "Oh, I see. Well, you can just arrest me because I didn't have ANY, wink wink, ANY accomplices," said Homestar. "Hrdr? Hrdfrdrfrmrdrkr," said the Cheat, which meant: "What? You're too stupid to have done it on your own and the police saw there were two people!" The Cheat then "cuffed" Homestar and took him "downtown".
THE END……. Stay tuned for the final chapter next time!