This just might be the, dare I say it, gasp! FINAL CHAPTER! Dum dum dum….

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Secret Agent: CHEAT

Chapter 8: The Final?

The Cheat took Homestar "downtown" and started to question him. "Hrdrfrgrkrdrfrmr?" asked the Cheat. "I already told you, I robbed the bank." "Hrg! Drfrmrggrfrr!" said the Cheat, which meant: "Aha! You admit it now!" "Didn't you already figure that out?" asked Homestar. Holy crap! Homestar just outsmarted me, thought the Cheat.

"Hrdrg, frrfrgrdrgr?" asked the Cheat, which meant: "Well, who was your accomplice?" Homestar gave the Cheat a mysterious look and said, "I told you, I work alone." The Cheat just sat there, and rolled his eyes. "Hrfrdrmr! Hrdrjrmrbrdrgrfrmr!" said the Cheat, which meant: "Don't be stupid! The police saw there were two of you!"

"There were? I thought there were three of us." Aha! So there were three… "Hrfr Drgrdr, Frmrmrdrkrrfr?" asked the Cheat, which meant: "So Homestar, who were the other two?" "The other two, eh? Why it was me and Marzipan." Oh my god, what an IDIOT. "Hrdrfrdr drfdrfrdgr" asked the Cheat.

"Ah, the third person. Why it was Mr. The Poopsmith. He was a great, uh, what's the word…fondue? Planner! There we go," said Homestar. Ah, yes. No one would ever suspect the Poopsmith. The Cheat then walked over to the Poopsmith's…uh…place. Then the Cheat confronted the Poopsmith about it.

"Hrdrfrgrdrfrgr!" said the Cheat, which meant: "Alright the Poopsmith, you're going to jail for stealing a bunch o' money." The Cheat walked over to the Poopsmith to "cuff" him. Oh my crap! That smell…good god the Poopsmith, take a bath or something, thought the Cheat. The Cheat then "cuffed" the Poopsmith and took him to the jail. He put Homestar in the jail also.

The Cheat then went to Marzipan's home to take her to Strongbadia Jail. "Hrdrfrgr, hr hrdrfrdrmrkr," said the Cheat. "You heard I was one of the people in the Strongbadia National Bank heist? Um, of course I wasn't… I would never do that…" said Marzipan. "Hrfrdrgrdr," said the Cheat, which meant: "I'm sorry, but you're going to jail."

The Cheat took Marzipan to jail. It was all figured out. The Cheat went back to the government building to tell Bob. He went to the 173rd floor. Then he remembered it was actually the 187th floor. So he went to floor number 187. Bob had been waiting for him. "I've been waiting for you," said Bob. "Hrfrgrdrmrdrdrmr!" said the Cheat.

"Yes, I know you know who it is." "Hrdrgrf, hrfrmrhrh, rhrfrgrgfrmr, mrfrgrghrmr,hf,mrh,fmrh,gmrhfdr,hdrdrhrdr,mgrhrhfjrdmrmr,drjrmfrjr,frmrmrjr,drdrhrgfr,grfr,nrgrfhr,frmrhrhrhr,frgrgfrmr,mrfrg,rghrmr,hfmrhfmrhg,mrhffrjrfrm,rmrjrdrdrhrg,frgrfrnrgrfhr,frmrhrhrhrg,hrmrhfmrhf,mrhgmrh,fdrhdrdrhrdrm," said the Cheat which meant: "At first, I thought you were the one who committed the crime.

"When I came here, you were sweating and stuff. But then I noticed it was really hot, and you were just saying 'um' and 'uh' a lot because you do that. I also saw Meredith do something. She was eating a cupcake, yet it was 10 a.m. Who eats a cupcake at 10 in the morning? Then I kept remembering about the 'white shoes' that the cops kept talking about. They were actually Homestarrunner's feet. The special thing I got from the bank was his footprints. I got the rest of the info out of Homestar. SO THERE!"

"Wow, that was a lot of information. Good job the Cheat…you have done well. Here, take this and don't open it until 6 p.m. tonight. You have to wait, or else…" said Agent Bob, who handed the Cheat an envelope. "You also have to find out where all the money is."

"Hrdrghrmrhfmrgrgrhrfrjr," said the Cheat, which meant: "Oh, I know where it is. The Poopsmith hid it in all his pile of poop. I called the fire department and had it all washed down. They then took it to the shop 'Harry's Hair Dryers' and had all the money dried off. It was then put back into the bank."

"Good work the Cheat, you may now go. Oh, and remember, don't open the envelope until 6," said Agent Bob. The Cheat then took the elevator down to floor one and took off. He went back to his house.

Back at the house…

"Hey the Cheat, where have you been?" asked Strong Bad. "Hr,frdrdr," said the Cheat. "Nowhere again, eh? Ok then." The Cheat did normal stuff for a while. Then, he decided to take a walk outside. He thought about what he had done. He had just thrown criminals in jail and recovered a crapload of money.

At 6 p.m. while the Cheat was still doing his walk…

The Cheat looked at his watch at it said 6 p.m. He opened the envelope and took out a letter that was inside. It read:

Dear the Cheat,

This is the government again. We have another mission for you. Your mission, should you choose to accept it...well, we can't tell you your mission now, since Strong Bad is reading this again. Kick him in the leg again.

The Cheat turned around and there was Strong Bad again. "Kick him in the leg—OW!" said Strong Bad, who had just been kicked in the leg again.

You will meet a different agent this time. Meet the agent at Warehouse 8, at 3 a.m. one week from today. Hopefully we'll see you there.

Sincerely,

The Government

Then the paper started speaking. "This message will self-destruct in 5…4…3…"

The Cheat crumpled the paper, threw it up, and ducked.

BOOOOOOM. The paper exploded…

THE END