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PLEAD: PLEEZ READ AND REVIEW THIS STORI! It would mean the world to me! And the other people who helped me write this…Dice Devil and Waka Waka Nutcase. (They're not real authors in fanfiction, just idea people.)

A/N: I'm gonna stick 2 humor stories now…lovey dovey stuff makes me feel funni…I dun lyk it ne more…I mean, lyk reading them but I can't write…well, hope u enjoy! Oh yea…I didn't write this alone…i should give credit 2 Dice Devil and Waka Waka Nutcase…cough family cough...yea, they helped a lot...BTW: sorry it suks. We're not good with details…

Rafael's Tea Party

Tick tick tick… Rafael had to make this perfect…if it didn't go right he'd die! This is pretty serious! I need some help! I know! I call Alister and Valon! Except I'll have to trick them into coming or else they won't want to come!

Rafael dialed the number to Alister's cell phone. Ring Ring!

"Hello?" a dull voice called out. Rafael talked with a sense of needing desperate help.

"Alister! I need your help!" Rafael pleaded holding the cell phone intentionally next to the strange ticking noise. Tick tick tick.

"WHOA! Is that a bomb I hear! Hey where are you Rafael! Are you in trouble! Don't worry, me and Valon are coming right now!" Alister hollered.

Rafael sobbed. "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! But, I want… want you and Valon to know something…I've always loved you guys…as brothers of course…" A few more sobs, sniffles and cries of pain were made to persuade Alister and then Rafael made the phone go dead, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"RAFAEL! RAFAEL!" Alister cried."HEY VALON! WE HAVE TO GO TO RAFAEL'S HOUSE!"

"Why?" Valon asked watching a frightened redhead scurry around his room looking for weapons and pepper spray.

"RAFAEL'S IN TROUBLE! HE SOUNDED WORRIED ON THE PHONE AND THERE WAS A TICKING NOISE IN THE BACK! I THINK THERE'S A BOMB AT HIS HOUSE!" Alister explained. That was all it took to get Valon running towards his motorcycle and putting on his helmet. Together, the two bikers rushed to their friend's house to supposedly save him.

When they got there the front door was wide open. They stepped in cautiously looking left and right and called out to their dear old friend. "

"RAFAEL! WHERE ARE YOU! ARE YOU OKAY! SAY SOMETHING!" A few minutes of silence were present, then they heard something. Tick tick tick. The two moved towards the sound of the ticking. It was near the kitchen. Once outside the kitchen doors they counted down.

"Three. Two. One." BOOOOM! Alister and Valon simultaneously kicked down the doors. At the exact same time, the "bomb" goes off. DING! They fell to floor scared for their lives, protecting their precious face and hair.

"AAAAAAAAAAHH! SPARE ME!" Alister cried.

"I'M TOO YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING TO DIE!" Valon bawled. Waterfalls of tears streamed down Valon's pale cheeks.

Alister looked up, "Hey, there's no one in here!" Valon cautiously opens his eyes and looks up revealing nothing but a plain kitchen which was, might I add, extraordinarily clean!

"Something smells…kinda good."Valon exclaimed," It smells like…like..."

"COOKIES!" Rafael thundered towards the kitchen in a frilly pink apron that stated Kiss the Cook. "YEA! MY COOKIES ARE DONE!" Before retrieving his cookies from the oven, he notices the knocked down doors and the frightened teenagers staring up at him.

"YEA! YOU MADE IT! Oh, before you go set the table, I need you guys to fix those doors. It won't look nice when the guests arrive!" Rafael warned.

Alister and Valon quickly repaired the doors and turned towards their big friend.

"Ok, hold it Rafael! You said you needed help! I heard a bomb in the distance and we were thought you were serious!" Alister proclaimed. While Alister lectures Rafael, Valon slowly slides his hand towards the tray of cookies. But Rafael caught him red-handed, and using natural instincts he slaps Valon's greedy hand away from his precious cookies.

"NO COOKIES UNTIL THE GUESTS ARRIVE!" Rafael shooed. Turning back to Alister, he bubbles "Now, I already have both your outfits picked out!"

"Huh! WAIT RAFAEL! GUESTS! OUTFITS! COOKIES! TABLE! What is this! A frickin tea party!" Valon explodes since he wasn't allowed to have a cookie. Rafael snickers, "Yes." The two stared in disbelief and horror. Then they turned away and started out the door.

"WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET! I'LL LET YOU HAVE A COOKIE IF YOU STAY!" Rafael persuaded. Valon jerked around, "Cookie!" his eyes glittered brightly. Alister pulled him away, "Come on! We don't have time to play tea party with you Rafael! Go find someone else to play dollies with!" That did it. Rafael cracked. He stomped up to them and held them by their shirt collars with only one hand.

"Wow, smart move Alister! You got him real mad now! Who knows what he'll do to us!" Valon turned to the giant Rafael towering above them. "I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! ALL I WANTED WAS A COOKIE!" he whimpered. Rafael closed the front door with his free hand. Still holding them by the collars, he marched them to the bathroom.

"NOW," he barked, "you two are going to attend this party, do you understand!"

"YES SIR!"

"Good, now get changed!" Rafael pointed them into assigned dressing rooms. He put them down and made sure that they went to get changed. When Alister got into his dressing room, he stared in horror at the piece of clothing hanging in front of him. Same went for Valon…sort of.

A/N: sooo, how do you like it so far? I know it has a lot of he said, and he exclaimed, he sobbed and that stuff, but I want to get the mood just right! Well, if u like it so far, you won't believe what'll happen next!