Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Read to find out what Alister and Valon have to wear and do at (dum dum dum!) RAPHAEL'S TEA PARTY!
Twenty minutes later Alister stumbled out of the dressing room. He wore a frilly, puffy, pink party dress with puffy sleeves and strawberry embroidered pantyhose (A/N: heehee! I'm so mean!) His hair was a mess since it was almost impossible to pull that THING over his head. Rafael paused a moment to get a good look at Alister.
"You look marvelous!" Rafael merrily exclaimed. He put down the bowl of chocolate frosting and helped his friend look even nicer. Alister glared at him as he pulled out a frilly pink bow that matched his outfit.
"There is NO way that I'm going to wear that piece of crap!" Alister fired.
"But Valon wore his! I just gave him a cookie…Do you need a cookie?"
"NO! You can't bribe me with sugar like you did with Valon!" Alister barked.
Rafael turned evil again. "WEAR IT!" he stuck the bow into Alister burgundy red hair and pushed him out the back door and into the garden. Valon looked up from his cookie and whooped, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT DRESS IS HILARIOUS! WHERE'S THE CAMERA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What at you laughing at!" Alister shot, "In case you haven't noticed you look pretty stupid yourself!" Valon looked down at his own outfit. He was right. He looked extremely silly in his yellow sundress with daisies, lacey ends, silk gloves, a butter yellow bow with a plastic bumblebee glued to it, light yellow stockings and black half inch heels. He also had a matching sunhat and frilly umbrella to go along with his dress. Valon faced Alister and concluded proudly, "I like it." Alister gasped. Rafael took Alister to his seat and handed him a pink purse filled with candy and a red frosted cookie. Valon also received another cookie for being proud of his dress.
I can't believe it. I'm wearing a dress and itchy pantyhose that… ewwwww…I don't even want to think about it. I'm sitting at a table decorated with pink and white tablecloths and white china plates. Valon is actually proud of what he's wearing, and Rafael has gone mushy. Tell me this is a dream! Let me wake up from this nightmare!
Unfortunately, this was no dream. This was reality. Suddenly Alister had an idea. He watched Rafael closely to see if he could see him. When Rafael was out of sight Alister quickly dialed Dartz on his cell phone.
"YES! What do you want! I'm busy!" a piercing voice answered.
"Master Dartz! I need help! Rafael has gone mad and…oh no! He's coming back! Just come to Rafael's house and see for yourself!"
"Hmmm this sounds serious. I guess playing pinball will have to wait. I'm coming." Click. Alister sighed with relief, "Its okay, Valon. Everything will be alright. Help is on the way!" Rafael poked his head out of the window.
"Say what?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Alister yelped. Rafael returns to his baking.
Valon had seen what Alister had done, but ignored it. He returned to his cookie which was more important.
"ALRIGHT! How should I begin with you? Should I bite around the edge and eat you like a spiral? Or should I break you into bite size pieces and dip you into the boiling hot tea? Either way, you'll still taste delicious Valon thought out loud to himself…and Mr. Cookie.
"Valon, will you please shut up? Jeez! You're going crazy too aren't you? It must be all this sickening pink and white! Blah!" complained Alister.
"Will you quit your whining and just enjoy yourself for once mate! You can get real annoying sometimes! Oh, and by the way if you're not gonna eat that cookie, can I have it?"
"Sure. Take it." Alister surrendered feeling hurt that one of his only friends who hadn't gone totally mad yet, called him annoying.
"Awwwwwwww! You two have such polite manners! I'm going to brag about you guys to EVERYONE who's coming! OH NO! It's already 12:00! I need to get changed!" Raphael hurried to the bathroom to get ready for his guests.
A couple minutes later Dartz rings the door bell to Rafael's house. Ding dong!
"COMING!" Rafael greeted Dartz with a bright white smile. "MASTER DARTZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Rafael's smile had faded. Alister spied from the backyard. Hahahahaha! Dartz is gonna be so mad when he finds out what Rafael is doing! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Valon studied Alister's weird face and gestures. He thought to himself, Hmmmm Alister must be on some kind of drug! I hope it's not in the cookies! Wait, he didn't eat any cookies. That means he must have taken them before he got here! Hey, there's Master Dartz! Should I go say hi? I wonder if he'll join us. Do you think he'll let me have his cookie? My pantyhose are getting itchy…
"Rafael," Dartz started. He examined Rafael's clothes. He was wearing a green velvet dress (that was a little tight around the waistline area…) mint green stocking, pink frills all around and lace up black leather boots that were meant for women to wear. "Well you certainly have been busy during your day off! What exactly are you doing? I got a distress call from Alister."
"Alister! Well, never mind him. I'm uhhhh…having a tea party." Rafael guiltily replied.
"WHAT!" Dartz cried out. Alister waited patiently. Haha, this is the moment I've been waiting for: when Dartz goes ballistic and teaches Rafael a lesson! I hope this involves blood... Dartz continued, "RAFAEL! I'M ASHAMED OF YOU! I AM YOUR HARD WORKING BOSS WHO WORKS SO HARD TO WAKE THE GREAT BEAST AND YET, YOU AND MY OTHER FELLOW EMPLOYEES HOLD A TEA PARTY!" (Alister: snicker snicker) "WITHOUT ME!" (Alister: gasp faints) "WHY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEND ME AN INVITATION! WHEN WAS I GOING TO GET AN INVITATION RAFAEL!" Dartz criticized. Rafael sighed with relief; at least Dartz was not going to be mad at him for doing such a silly thing.
"I didn't think you'd want to come since you were so busy and stuff. If you wanted an invitation all you had to do was ask! Why don't you come back later when everything is set up Master Dartz? In the mean time, just find something nice to wear, like what I'm wearing, and bring a refreshment!" Rafael said gleefully. Dartz smiled a big smile and looked up at Rafael. "You really mean it! Great! I'm going home right now! See you later! And tell Alister that dress of his really looks good on him!" And with that, Dartz skipped merrily down the front steps to his car and drove off. This was going to be a hard time for both Alister and Valon…well, Alister mostly.
A/N: well, do you like it? I know it kind of look like Alister is the main character, but I'm going to make Valon have some troubles to deal with. DO NOT FEAR VALON LOVERS! THERE WILL BE MORE VALON COMING SOON! I PROMISE! until next time!...that kinda sounded like the reading rainbow dude...