Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters…but I wish I did…sniff oh yea I DON'T own Teletubbies! All I own is and his family! Yea!

A/N:Yea! I got nice reviews! Thank you all! (BTW: Dice Devil and Waka Waka Nutcase are happy too!) Well, if you haven't noticed, I changed my name from serenitymoon8 to zigguratank. I think its cooler, and I've always like changes. Well, I'm keeping my promise and I'm going to make more pplz come in! Oh yea, and more Valon! Yea…I think Alister has too much limelight in the previous chapters. Well, here you go!

Dear Mr.Seto Kaiba

I am holding a dueling tournament: TODAY and I humbly invite you to attend. At this event, you will be able to compete against the greatest duelists of our time! Please come to the address below to register for this event:

5678 Blueberry Waffle Lane

Domino City, Japan 12345

We hope to see you there! Oh, and please dress nicely. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Rafael B.

p.s. it's the pink house on the corner next to the purple mail box.

Kaiba stared in disbelief at this letter that had arrived 2 minutes ago.

"Blueberry Waffle Lane! What idiot would name a street that!" Kaiba hooted. Mokuba cautiously stepped into his brother's room to see what had come in the mail. He saw his big brother rolling about the floor screaming with laughter and pain for he laughed so much, his sides hurt.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…BLUEBERRY! HAHAHAHA…WAFFLES!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…PINK!...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…MAIL BOX!" Kaiba howled. Mokuba, picked up the letter and soon he was laughing alongside his brother.

"HAHAHA! gasp gasp Are you…HAHAHA…really going…HAHAHA! wheeze to duel? HAAHAHAHAHA!" Mokuba asked in gasps of air.

"HAHA!wheeze…yup! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kaiba answered still not getting over the strange name of the street.

"Well, gasp...haha…you should probably….wheeze...ahaha… get dressed and…gasp…haha! get your duel monsters deck…gasp"

"You're…wheeze...right…hahaha! but what...gasp should I wear?"

MEANWHILE IN FRONT OF RAFAEL'S HOUSE…

Mai stared up at the hot pink mansion where she was supposed to register for the new dueling tournament. Well, this is it. This is the exact address that was on the invitation. See, there's the purple mailbox! But something about this house makes me question it. It's too…too… pink! Mai rang the doorbell. At first there was no chime, but then a haunting melody began to screech through the speakerphones that were hidden in the bushes, "Tinky Winky! Dip-sy! La La! Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say. Hel-lo! Eh oh!" Mai was just about to freak out when Rafael opened the door. He found a wide eye blond girl standing motionless at the doorstep.

"Eh oh Mai!" Rafael cheered. Mai decided to make a run for it. I don't care about dueling right now! All I need to do is to get away from this evil place! But Mai couldn't move for Rafael had caught her in a gut squeezing hug.

"YEA! You came! You came! Valon's going to be so happy! He's been making friends with cookies." Rafael informed. Mai was pushed inside the house. The door locked behind her.

"I'm sorry Mai, but I can't let you go see Valon just yet. You need to get proper clothes, like what I'm wearing! See?" Rafael explained. Mai had finally come back to reality after being swept, squeezed and pushed with great speed.

"Where am I?" she wondered out loud. She began to make out the objects surrounding her. A soft pink couch, a pink beaded lamp, and…

"AAAAAHHHH! What is that horrible thing! It blinds me! My eyes! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Mai screamed in horror. Rafael looked around in panic.

"Where? Where? What color is it!"

"IT'S GREEN AND IT'S MOVING! AAAAAHHH! IT'S WEARING STOCKINGS AND BOOTS THAT SO TOTALLY DON'T GO WITH THE DRESS! AAAAAAAHHHH!" Mai collapsed onto the floor wailing. She got on her knees and prayed that this was all just a nightmare. It took a while for Rafael to figure out that she was calling him a monster. He felt sad.

"Well, if you don't like my outfit then I guess I have no choice but to change." Rafael sniffled. Then he brightened up. "But since you came to join our party then I suggest you go change too or else you'd look ridiculous when you get outside. Then dressing room is down the hall to your left. Don't worry! I already picked out what you're going to wear!" Mai couldn't believe her ears. Huh? Get dressed? Wait a minute is that Rafael talking to me? Maybe he can help me get away from this monster! Mai looked up at the towering Rafael. Her face showed that she was relieved, but then it gasped in terror. AAAHHHH! Rafael is the monster! He's gone mad! NOOOOO! Where's he taking me? Rafael began to worry that other guests would be arriving soon and it wouldn't look nice to have a spazzing out person on the front. So he dragged her to the dressing room and threw her in.

"Now, if you have any problems with buttons, zippers, or waistline problems wink wink just give me a holler!" And with that, Rafael left the shocked woman to her dressing. He hummed the Teletubbies theme song as he skipped to his own dressing room.

A few minutes later Mai peeked out of the dressing room and wobbled out wearing a sparkly gold and silver poofy masquerade dress. It was lined with sparkly, but itchy, sequins, and she was also required to wear pantyhose like the others (but she didn't know Valon and Alister also wore them) Mai had felt bad for Rafael.

"Poor thing. He must have lost all sanity after trying to free the Leviathan. I guess big monsters aren't his thing." She decided to attend his…whatever it was…and wear the hideous dress. The super-high high heels were difficult to maneuver in, but she soon got the hang of it and started towards the backyard, which Rafael had informed her to go to as soon as she finished. Since her dress swept the floor with its layers of cloth, she had to pick it up with both hands. This left no free hands to open the backdoor so she kick open the door. She couldn't believe her eyes.

Valon talked and played with his new little friends (his back facing the backdoor). Ever since Rafael had been rewarding him with cookies, he only ate 4 and saved 5 to make a family. Now had a wife named 2 sons named Chocolate Cookie and Sugar Cookie and a daughter named Ginger Snap Cookie. Valon heard the backdoor open and then a stifled laugh.

"Well Cookies! It looks like we have a new guest! Let's welcome…errrr it…so Rafael can give me another cookie to make you a pet!" Valon turned around and saw Mai dressed in the shiny masquerade gown choking back her laughter. Valon's eyes widened in terror. He never expected Mai to come! Valon took the Cookies under the table with him to hide from Mai, but he suddenly yelped as he came back out. Alister's, still passed out, body was sprawled under the table, and had startled poor innocent Valon who didn't want to face his beloved Mai in the outfit he was wearing. Trembling he muttered a greeting to Mai, "hellomai." Mai burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Valon! Is that really you! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You look pathetic! Did Rafael make you wear that! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hold on; let me get my cell phone. I have GOT to get a picture! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna post this on the internet! And I'm gonna send it to all the Valon fan girls! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Mai pulled out her cell phone and set it to camera mode. Valon took the Cookies and ran. So here's the story so far: Rafael is changing into a different outfit; Alister still hasn't recovered from his faint; Valon made a family; and Mai arrived and now she's chasing Valon around the garden trying to snap a picture of him in a yellow dress with 5 cookies.

Suddenly Mai and Valon hear the awful sound of Teletubbies at the front door. that could only mean one thing...

Then they hear Rafael running to the front door, "Coming!...Oh Master Dartz! Come in! You're just in time! Mai's here and…oh! You brought your homemade brownies! You shouldn't have!...Well, I'll put these on a platter and you can go on out to the back and sit down!"

A/N: well? How'd you like it? Is it ok? Next I'm going to make Yugi and the gang comes! OOPS! I wasn't supposed to tell you! Aack! Forget I said anything! Well, I'm off to think of more ideas for the 4th chap! Later! (oh yea, I just couldn't keep this in, but I'm gonna have a bonus chap at the end! So you better stay in touch with the story to read the bonus chapter! Guaranteed laughter!) LATER!