Disclaimer: is this really necessary? Oh well, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Or Sony's Karaoke Machine….if they have one…
A/N: YEA! I got great reviews! And I promise I'll try my best to make the rest of the story even funnier! So thanks everyone for the reviews and I hope you like this chapter!
Dartz headed straight for the back. He was in search for some…helpers. Just then, Alister awoke from under the table and crawled out to see Dartz wearing an aqua blue leather dress complete with fur accessories and a purse. He had on blue lipstick, eyeliner, pantyhose, everything! But it didn't stop there he also had bright blue high top boots, laced with blue fur, to match his extraordinary outfit.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! MASTER DARTZ! What were you thinking!" Alister cried out in horror. Dartz grabbed Valon and Alister by the arms, leaving Mai stunned and speechless, and marched them out the back gate to his car without any explanation. Alister tried to pull away from his deranged boss, and Valon tried to hold on to the Cookies that he so desperately cared for. Dartz finally reached the trunk of his blue Cadillac
"Come now! You two need to help me carry out my equipment in the trunk!" Dartz finally explained. The two guys asked with confusion, "Equipment?"
"Yes! My music equipment! Rafael asked me to be the entertainment, so I bought…" Master Dartz popped opened the trunk to reveal…his brand new Sony Karaoke set. Alister nearly passed out again, and Valon covered the Cookies eyes so they would not be blinded by such terror.
"I never knew you had a karaoke machine, let alone the talent to sing Dartz!" Alister commented. Dartz hugged his set proudly.
"I know! You see, right after I found out that Rafael was having a tea party, I went out to find some sort of music uuhhh thingamabob. The salesman at Sharper Image let me try out this karaoke machine and…I found a new talent: singing. He said I had the voice of an angel!" he explained with great enthusiasm. Valon thought, "Maybe he was just trying to sell something. At least I don't have to sing … do I?" With no more explanations, Alister and Valon hauled out the 50 pound giant that would soon caused nightmares for them. As they shuffled through to the backyard they heard a click and then were blinded by a brilliant flash of light. When the two recovered their sight, they found Mai rolling on the ground howling with laughter. She had snapped LOTS of pictures of the two biker dudes in funny dresses while they were occupied with Dartz and his karaoke machine.
"ACK! Valon! Get that cell phone away from your girlfriend! No one can ever know what happened here!" Alister hollered. Valon let go of the machine and chased Mai around the yard. Alister realized he made a devastating mistake for he was now left to carry the 50 pounds of heavy machinery alone. He pulled and tugged the giant until he reached the place to set up. Dartz, followed behind with the microphones and wires.
"Good. Now, how do you hook this up? Where is the manual?" Dartz searched around for the manual and got Alister to help. As the boss and employee searched and the cookie obsesser chased the paparazzi girl, they were all interrupted by the horrifying sound of teletubbies.
Kaiba rang the front door. Geez, what a wacked out neighborhood. Pink? Purple? And crazy names! I'm glad I didn't bring Mokuba here. He would have gone mad. I wonder if Yugi came…if he did, then I'm gonna kick his…butt. WHOA! What is that horrible sound! TELETUBBIES! You've got to be kidding me! I should make a run for it now! No wait, I have to stay to beat Yugi! FINALLY, they answer the door! Maybe I'll have to give him a piece of my… HOLY CRAP! Kaiba was stunned at the sight of a giant beast in a Hyper color (changes colors in different temperatures) dress. Rafael didn't have time to put on makeup so he thought he looked like a slob.
"Oh, eh oh Kaiba! Come in! Sorry I don't look ready." Rafael welcomed. This was Kaiba's chance to make a move… he ran.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAD MEN ARE COMING TO KILL ME! HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!" he screeched as he ran down the orange painted road. Rafael sighed, "Not another chaser!" He painfully got on his motorcycle and chased Kaiba. Kaiba was moving pretty fast! But then he did the stupidest thing ever: he dove into a bush while running down a straight path with the motorcyclist right behind him.
"Maybe he didn't see me!" Kaiba thought as he hid "safely" (or so he thought) in his bush. He heard the rumble of the motorcycle speed past. "Yes!" thought Kaiba. But then it came back and screeched its brakes right in front of the bush.
"Kaiba, thank you for stopping. It makes my job a lot easier!" Rafael grinned as he dragged the terrified Kaiba out of the bush and drove him back to the house. (You don't want to know how Rafael drove him back)
Along the way, Rafael explained to his frightened passenger about how he tricked him into coming and how it was going to so much fun. Kaiba, who was too perplexed to say anything, agreed that it would be tons of fun. Still stunned, he staggered into dressing room that Rafael told him to go to, and he started changing his outfit.
Ten minutes later he came tottering out in a fuzzy orange dress. It was designed to fit Kaiba's slim body, but it also contained many orange poof balls to bring out his expressions. He still hadn't recovered from the many colors of Rafael's Hyper color suit. After lacing up his orange high-heeled boots, he walked out the back door to join the other people that he was going to have so much fun with, as Rafael explained. When he reached the backyard, he saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. She was strong too, for she was lifting up a humongous speaker all by herself so that a…person dressed in blue could figure out where to plug in some cords.
Alister yelled at his boss underneath the giant speaker he was holding up, to hurry. Dartz tried to buy some more time from Alister because he had absolutely no idea where to plug in these cords. "Alister please stop complaining. That speaker doesn't weigh anything! You are soooo lazy! Even I could carry that!" Dartz scoffed.
"So why don't you?" Alister slyly asked. Dartz had to admit, that was a good comeback.
"Fine! I will!" they were about to trade places when a new orange guest came running towards them. It was KAIBA!
"Beautiful ladies! Please let me help you! Rafael shouldn't make women lift such heavy things! Let me carry that!" Kaiba offered.
"Huh? I'm not a-" Alister began to say but then was cut off by Dartz.
"Oh well, if you insist!" Dartz turned to Alister and winked, "Alison! Look what a gentleman he is!" Dartz fluttered his heavily mascaraed eyelashes at Kaiba.
"WHAT! My name is NOT-" Alister began again, but this time was given an icy glare from Dartz. There was no way you wanted make Dartz mad. Kaiba blushed at both "girls" and picked up the speaker. He was driven by love for the stunning redhead, supposedly named Alison. When he saw that the redhead had to go under the mechanism, his arms went weak and he almost dropped the heavy object on top of Alister. Fortunately, Dartz took hold of the other side and helped Kaiba carry it.
"DUDE! You almost dropped the thing on my face! I could have DIED if it wasn't for Dartz!" Alister called out from underneath.
"Dartz, where have I heard that name…" Kaiba wondered remembering the past duels he had during the Doma season. Dartz was afraid of having his true identity uncovered so he saved it by saying, "He said Darla darling. That's my name, Darla. Isn't that right, Alison?" he kicked Alister in the shin.
"OW! Yeah, yeah whatever. You know you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for this Dart-…I mean Darla." warned Alister. Kaiba ignored the conversation. He was drowning in the fine-looks and beautiful voice of Alison.
Across the lawn, Mai finally caught Valon. Now he was tied up to a chair while Mai was tying little ponytails in his chestnut brown hair. She was in love with his cuteness and she adored how he obediently played with his cookie family. When he tried to escape she would give him a cookie and he'd stay put…for a while. Rafael came out to check on everyone. Kaiba was helping Dartz and Alister, and Mai was fixing Valon's hair. Rafael was pleased at the sight. He looked towards the refreshments and saw a BIG problem that he'd be happy to fix.
"Looks like we need more cookies!" he merrily stated. And with that he went back into the kitchen to make more.
A/N: My assistant Dr.Waka Waka asked me, "Why does every boy have to wear a dress?" I replied, "Because it's FUNNI!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" don't you agree? Well pleez tell me what you thought of this chapter! Yugi and the gang are coming next! And I apologize early to any Yugi, Duke, Tristan, Joey, and/or
Tea fans. I'm open to any recommendations of stories, ideas to put in Rafael's Tea Party, or any revisions I need to make. Oh, BTW: Dice devil is now a registered author!