Hi! I'm attempting to write a Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic.

Amy: Oh god, help us! She's never watched any of it!!!!

Shut up! I have!

Amy: Oh yeah, an episode of Sonic Underground.

ANYWAY, #glares at Amy#, my name is Sezzi, and this is my muse, Amy Rose

Amy: HIYA!!

I am going to give you their ages now, REMEMBER THEM!!!! I'm probably messing with the timeline here, but oh well.

Sonic: 16

Amy: 15

Tails: 11

Shadow: 16

Knuckles: 17

Rouge: 17

Maria: 16

Oh yeah, I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog. If I did, Amy and Sonic would be going out, and Amy would get to kick butt more often.

On with the fic!

It is three years after the defeat of Dr Robotnik, and everything has returned to normal. Knuckles returned to Angel Island, and Rouge went with him. Sonic and Tails returned to Knothole, and Amy…Amy stayed in Station Square, though the others did not realise this.

We join them on the anniversary of this day. It seems that they have decided to hold a reunion in the local park, near Station Square. Unknown to them, another group of people have also decided to meet here.

"Hey Sonic! Wait up!"

"Wha…? Tails? ACK!"

"Hey Sonic!"

"Cream? Urk…Can't…Breathe"

"Sorry Sonic." Both of them looked down at the floor.

"Eh, it's ok. C'mon, lets go meet the others."

They began to walk off, but as they were walking, something came zooming past, almost knocking Sonic over.

"Hey!" Sonic shouted, "watch where you're going!"

The figure, for it had been a person, stopped, turned round, and came zooming back. As they came closer, Sonic and the others, who had heard the commotion, could see the figure getting closer, and heading straight towards Sonic. Although he was the fastest thing alive, not even he could get out the way in time. He braced himself for the impact…then the figure stopped about five inches away.

"Why should I? If you didn't want to get hit then you should know to not stand in the middle of the pavement."

Sonic blinked in surprise. He saved the goddamn world; this person owed him their life! Admittedly, he did have help, but that's beside the point! He should be treated with more respect than that!

"…And you're not even listening to me, are you? Lets test that, umm…you and your friends are cross dressers and you like making perfume, am I right?"

"…Huh? Whatever…hey! I am not!" Sonic spluttered, and blinked as he looked at the mysterious speaker, then blinked again to make sure he wasn't seeing things, then blinked yet again for good measure.

The figure was standing in front of him with a slight smirk, which was to be expected as she had just embarrassed him. What was strange was that the figure was a pink hedgehog, with brilliant green eyes, 'Wow, her eyes are beautiful…ack! What the hell am I thinking!?' and a feathered hair clip…thing.

(A/N How do you describe the warrior feather? Amy: That's easy! Umm…)

By now, Sonic, despite his small brain size (Sonic: Hey! Amy: …Squee! Sezzi: Where did you come from? Sonic: err…) had realised that the figure in front of him was Amy, and was now concentrating on spotting all the things that were wrong with his idea of Amy.

She was wearing black baggy pants. She was wearing a very TIGHT purple top, with a black string vest on top. She had three earrings in one ear, and two in the other. She had a lip ring. She had black streaks in her quills. She had rollerblades, and was very good on them. She wasn't glomping him, or squealing. Infact, she was…glaring at him?

"If you're expecting me to act like an airheaded cheerleader, don't hold your breath, 'cos that Amy's dead, buried and cremated, and good riddance. Can I go now? 'Cos I'm meant to meet my friends, and I'm late. Seeya suckers!" and with that, she zoomed off to where a small group had gathered.

"Ummm, is it me, or does anyone else think that that was just a little bit strange?" Sonic asked.

"Nope, that was definitely not normal Amy behaviour." Tails stated. (Amy: How would you know? Are you me? Nooooo, you're not, so shut it!  Sonic: Ummm……I'll not ask)

"How do we know? Can any of us truly say we actually know Amy? She never told us anything about her past from before she met Sonic." Rogue stated calmly, but there was an undertone of worry in her voice.

To Be Continued…..

Sezzi: Sorry it's so short, but I struggle to write long stories! Ask my English teachers!

Amy: She ain't lying, I've seen all her school books.

Sezzi: I thought I told you to leave my things alone!

Amy: And why should I listen to you?
Sezzi: Because I said so!

The sounds of the argument fade into the distance as the two walk away.

You can go now, it's over.

No, there isn't anymore written.

Why are you still here? The chapter's over.

Fine, you can review if you want, but that's all that's left on the page.

You're still here?

Argh! I give up! Stay if you want, I can't be bothered anymore!