Disclaimer: sigh this is getting old….I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

A/N: I apologize for ALL Yugi, Tea, Joey, Tristan, and Duke fans. PLEEZ accept this apology! Besides, it's funni to make fun of your loved ones! I did that with my loved one! coughalistercough …I'm not making any sense right? pleez R&R, thanx! P.s.: did I spell Tea's last name correctly? Tell me if I didn't.

"…Teletubbies say hel-lo! Eh oh!" the hideous noise, used as a doorbell chime, finally stopped. Joey, Tea, Duke, and Yugi looked like they were going to scream. Tristan on the other hand, was singing along with the song all the way to the end…and his singing voice wasn't that pleasant. Like the other visitors they wanted to make a run for it but were too stunned to move.

Rafael rushed to the door. Before opening it he, looked through the spy hole. When he saw it was Yugi and his friends, he squealed with delight. Ever since after the Doma season, he developed unusual feeling for Yugi. Feelings of L-O-V-E actually. He even set up this whole tea party just to be with Yugi! He looked through the spy hole once more to see that adorable face of Yugi's, but then he saw…TEA GARDENER. She also liked Yugi. Rafael shuddered. He was going to have some tough competition.

"EH OH YUGI AND FRIENDS!" Rafael gaily shouted. He looked down at Yugi, "YUGI! YOU CAME!" he threw up his arms like he was about to hug him, but the Hyper color suit couldn't take the fat and weight he held and…it ripped…right down the middle uncovering his 12 pack, some man boobs, and the rest of the muscles.

"EEEEEEEEEK!" Poor Rafael shrieked in panic. He clutched the two parts of the dress and blushed…really red.

"Oh no, it's that crazy guy who tried to take the pharaoh's soul! Come on! Let's go!" Tea complained. "NO! Rafael's my friend!" Yugi retorted. "He got rid of all the anger inside of him, so he's safe…right?" Rafael practically died when heard the words 'He's my friend' He stood up, still clutching the dress, and began to explain, "Yugi's right. I'm free from the Oriechalkos! And I called you all here today so you can come attend my tea party! It's gonna be sooo much fun now that y'all are here! So stay!" Everybody stared in amazement. Then Tristan asked, "Is there food?" "Yup." "Then I'm there!" Tristan ran into the house and whooped. Joey followed in looking around for food.

"I better go look after Joey and Tristan." Tea sighed. Now Yugi and Duke were the only ones outside. Rafael added quickly, "Kaiba's here." And Yugi ran in screaming, "I'm coming Kaiba dear!"

THUD! Duke had fainted from all the craziness. Rafael pulled out the water gun he'd hidden to use on Alister and squirted at Duke. He woke up and found him self being pulled into the house.

"I must dreaming…I have to be…but I wanna go home to my game shop and dice and my fan girls…maybe I got swept up in a tornado and landed over the rainbow where there are giant oompa-loompa munchkin things wearing Hyper color dresses…yea…that's it…" Duke muttered in a daze. Then he began chanting "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home…" Rafael escorted everyone to dressing rooms and they all got changed and everything.

75 minutes later…

Yugi came out wearing a purple evening gown with puffy sleeves and long velvet gloves. The top of the dress sagged all the way down to his bellybutton, and Yugi was tripping over the end of the dress. Tea wobbled out wearing a HUMONGOUS white wedding dress. It looked like a layer cake and had lacey ends and a ghastly odor coming from it. Rafael ran out of costumes so he let Tea wear his mother's wedding dress he found in the attic. He didn't really care about Tea. Tristan was already in the back munching on cupcakes in his Pocahontas dress. He had feathers in his hair and war paint on his face. Joey was following him in hot pink tube top, aqua blue mini skirt, and royal purple heels. Rafael pierced his ears for him so he could add gold loops. Joey had on neon orange lipstick, tons of bracelets, and sparkly necklaces. He bobbled outside yelling at Tristan not to eat all the cupcakes. Both of them were unaware of the other funky, oddly dressed guests outside…but they were too busy to notice anyway. Rafael finished changing for the third time. He emerged in a maid's outfit looking thing. Well a can-can out fit. It was black with a kind of tutu dress, a V-neck top that was held up by spaghetti straps, black net stockings, another pair of black high heel boots, a black garter and an artificial mole right under his chin. He also wore a fuzzy black thingamabob in his hair. It's too complex to explain.

"Wow, you look like a slut." Tea commented. Rafael shot back, "Well you…you…uhhhh…look as old as that dress! Ha! Bet you can't beat that!"

"This is your mom's dress! If you dis it, then you're dissing your own mother!" Tea stuck out her tongue. Rafael gasped and blew a raspberry.

"Can we please leave Yugi? He's such a big baby!" Tea pleaded. Yugi shook his head. "We're already dressed! We can't leave now! Besides, Kaiba's here!" and Yugi ran out the backdoor. Rafael and Tea glared at each other.

"There's no way you're going to get Yugi! He's mine!" Tea warned.

"We'll just see about that. You better move out of my way so I can get to him before you do."

"Make me."

"Alright, then…" Rafael was about to pulverize Tea when he heard some really loud chanting coming from the bathroom.

"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT AM I WEARING! SOMEBODY HELP!" Duke bawled from the bathroom. Rafael sigh, "Looks like Duke saved you this time, but you better watch out…bitch." Tea stormed out the door, giving him the finger. Rafael scowled at her and went to help Duke. He knocked down the bathroom door to find Duke squirming around in the ballerina tutu he gave him.

"AACKK! Get away from me you slutty oompa-loompa!" Duke cried. He put his arms up to protect him from the monster. Rafael rolled his eyes and pulled out the water gun. Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. And Duke was calmed. He rose from the floor and started dancing in his point shoes and ballerina outfit. It was all white with the essential pantyhose, lace, pearl necklace, and white satin ribbons. He Grand-jeted out of the room and into the back yard. When Duke got outside he noticed Valon with lots of cookies.

"Hi Valon! Do you remember me? I'm Duke! The guy you battle and said I wasn't good enough for the Oriechalkos!" Duke introduced. Valon stared up at the strange man who twitched every-so-oftened with fear and looked behind him to check for monsters. Then he remembered.

"OH YEAH! You challenged me to a duel when I was trying to persuade Mai to forget about Wheeler! I remember! There was also that little pest. What was her name? …Sebastian?"

"Nah, I think her name was Becky. Or was it Jacqueline?" Duke tried to remember. Valon and Duke sat there trying to remember the name of Professor Hawkin's grand-daughter. Mai didn't even notice that Duke and Valon had gotten into a conversation cause she was too busy trying to do something with Valon's stubborn hair.

Joey looked up from stuffing cupcakes and cream puffs into his mouth. He saw Mai fixing Valon's hair.

"WHAT! Why is she spending time with that creep that tried to steal my soul! I have to save her!" Joey mumbled to himself. He swaggered over to where Mai, Valon and Duke were and stood facing Valon with a fierce look on his face. Duke and Valon continued on with the name guessing conversation. And Mai continued brushing Valon's hair.

"What was her name? Caitlin?" "No, it was Jennifer." "I don't think so. Maybe it was Erin. Or how about Paulina?" "Uhhhh Catherine? No wait, Sandra…or Cynthia?"

"Hmmm…was it Eden?" "I don't think so." Joey watched them with confusion until he figured out what they were discussing,

"If you're trying to remember Hawkin's grand-daughter, it's Rebecca!" Joey victoriously called out. Duke and Valon's eyes glittered with intelligence.

"RIGHT!" they bonked their heads together and groaned. Mai finally spotted Joey standing in front of her.

"HAHAHA! JOEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Mai laughed. Joey felt uncomfortable seeing Mai look so happy around Valon so he pulled her away.

"huh? Joey? Where are you taking me? HEY! VALON! I PROMISE I'LL DO YOUR HAIR LATER!" Mai screamed as she was being pulled away from the group.

"YOU WISH!" Valon called back. "YEA! I'M FINALLY FREE! Hey Duke, you wanna help me with my Cookie family?"

"SURE! Sounds like fun! Uhhh what's a Cookie family?"

Over on the other side of the yard Alister was finishing up the final touches on the Karaoke machine. Yugi was spying on Kaiba through a bush and Dartz was sitting in a lounge chair drinking a martini.

"Are you finished yet, Alison?" Dartz hurried. Alister came out from under the machine. "Finished." Kaiba stared at Alister's/Alison's beauty. Yugi saw Kaiba's looking at Alister and jumped out of the bush.

"KAIBA! DARLING! DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WHILE I WAS AWAY!" Yugi screeched. Kaiba asked in confusion, "uuuhhh cheat?" Alister could clearly see that he was in the middle of a lover's quarrel.

"Alright. I'm leaving! See ya suckers! Haha!" and he made a run for the gate. Rafael was too busy fighting with Tea to notice Alister escaping. Dartz was too lazy to get up and chase Alister, but Kaiba loved him too much to let him go.

"Wait sweetheart! I love you! Don't listen to this twerp!" Kaiba chased after Alister and caught him by the ankles.

"NOOOOOOO! You ruined my escape plan you dope!"

"I'm sorry! I…I just want you to stay with me….forever…"

"Oh no…please God. This can't be happening to me...again."

So, the story so far, in case you're confused: Kaiba is in love with Alister and thinks his Alister's real name is Alison. Dartz's name is Darla and soon he's going to start hosting a Karaoke game… (oops wasn't supposed to say that.) Joey is trying to get Mai away from Valon cuz he's jealous. Duke is helping Valon with his Cookies. Tea and Rafael are fighting over Yugi, but Yugi loves Kaiba and is jealous of Alister. And Tristan is pigging out at the food table. This is going to be one heck of a tea party.

A/N: do you like it? Pleez tell me! I apologize again for all the Alister, Valon, Rafael, Tea, Duke, Tristan, Mai, Joey, Yugi and Dartz fans. REVIEW! I'm so sorry that this isn't as funny as the previous chapters…TT