Sezzi: Alright, I've been pestered enough by my friends, I shall write chapter two if it kills me.

Amy: Good. I wanna know what happens.

Sezzi: Here we go.

Legal stuff: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog, or any related characters, places etc. I do own the people who are Amy's friends. If I die writing this it's my friends fault, so please sue 'em.

"Where's Amy? She's late. If she's not here within the next twenty seconds, I'm going by myself." A ginger haired girl ranted, pacing in circles.

"God Kat, calm down she'll be here any…" A pink blur sped towards them and stopped, "…any minute now." Muttered a girl with black and purple hair, drawing strange symbols on her hand in red and blue.

"Hi guys," Amy panted, "sorry I'm late, but I had a little run in with my past, literally."

"Sonic's back? You poor thing, hafta put up with him again." Sympathised the redhead.

"I know," moaned Amy, "but I'm gonna make his and the others' lives hell for ditching me." She grinned evilly. "Wanna help?"

"OOOOOO! Hell yeah!" Kat whooped, "Teach 'em to mess with a fellow outcast!"

As the crazy girl started dancing and plotting in the background, the unnamed girl turned to Amy, "What do you mean 'literally'?"

Amy blinked. "I was in a hurry, and almost ran him over. He then shouted out so I turned round and went back, almost running him over again."

The girl gave a slight smile. Amy's eyes widened in shock "KAT!"

"Huh?"

"TARU SMILED!"

"….IT'S A MIRACLE!LET THERE BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!"

They proceeded to dance the dance-of-the-flying-monkey-who-has-been-given-a-bowl-of-jelly-and-ice-cream, while Taru looked at them strangely.

"…..I don't know you." She muttered

"We love you too." Kat drawled.

"Sarcasm doesn't suit you luvvy." Taru stated, patting the redhead on the head. The third member of the group collapsed into giggles.

"What are you laughing at Barbie?" Kat wondered.

"Barbie?" questioned a voice from behind them. "Fitting"

"Shut the hell up Shadow…..SHADOW!" The pink hedgehog shrieked, attracting the attention of the group gathered a short distance away.

Ignoring the weird looks she was getting from her friends and people-she-considers-friends-even-though-she's-really-annoyed-at-them-right-now, Amy hurled herself at Shadow, giving him her best-and-hardest-to-escape-glomp, whilst simultaneously whacking him on the head with a trainer.

"Ummm, ow." He said, staring at her strangely. She jumped backwards, and smiled innocently. "Do you know where the faker is?"

Amy's face fell, and she gestured at the group staring at them, then turned to her friends. "Anyone up for mall-trawling?" She asked, a devious smile spreading across her lips.

"HELL YEAH!" Kat yelled enthusiastically. Taru just sighed silently and stood up, hand gripping a pendant on a leather strap around her neck.

"Mein Gott," she muttered, followed by "This is all your fault, jerk." (Several dimension's away, a brunette boy sneezed)

As the trio walked away, Kat turned to Amy, "Hey Barbie, what were you laughing at earlier?"

"Well Garfield, I have thought of a nickname for our dearest Taru."

"Oh? And what's that then?"

"Cap'n Sparrow."

"…….I like it."

The girl in question merely rolled her eyes as she followed them.

#Imagine lots of brilliant techniques done on a computer to change the scene to where Sonic and friends are standing#

The group stared at the odd sight before them.

"Ummmm…..did Amy just glomp Shadow and whack him on the head with a trainer?" Tails asked.

"Yes…..yes she did." Knuckles confirmed

"Umm….why?"

"Hell if I know"

By this time, the hedgehog in question had reached the group. He raised an eyebrow.

"Sonic, why are you trying to glare a hole through my skull?"

Sonic just growled.

"O…kay. Did you know you're turning green?" Shadow asked

As soon as the sentence passed his lips, a green blur came up and whacked Sonic on the head with…..drumsticks?….

"Oi! Stoppit! I'm the green one!" said the blur, which had now been revealed as a green hedgehog with very spiky hair and wearing a red waistcoat…..thing.

"Sod off." Sonic replied, rolling his eyes.
The green weirdo stared for a few seconds. "SONIA! SONIC'S BEING A JERK AGAIN!"
A, well for lack of a better word, fuscia hedgehog with a poofy fringe came over and whacked Sonic on the head. "Be nice to your little brother." She then turned to the green hedgehog and hit him on the head too "Manic, stop bothering Sonic and get a move on. We've still got to find Barbie."
Shadow cut in before the hedgehog recently revealed to be Manic could butt in. "If by Barbie you meant a Pink hedgehog with roller-skates, she and her friends went to the mall."
Sonia turned and beamed at him "Thank you! It would've taken us ages to find her other wise."
Sonic choose this point to ask a burning question "Why'd'ya want to see Amy?"
Manic replied this time "Cos she's picked something up for us, and we need to go get it. Why? Jealous of us?"

"Wh-what? No! Of course not!"
Manic nodded, a cynical look crossing his face "Yuh-huh, suuuuure Sonic, whatever you say."
A scream made them all turn round.
"What on Earth…." Rouge muttered
A pink blur sped towards them….again. Fortunately for Sonic, he managed to dodge it this time. Unfortunately for Sonic, he failed to dodge the purple-and-black and orange blurs that followed shortly afterwards, and got squished.
"Owww……." he mumbled, but was ignored as everyone was more focused on the blurs………who were whizzing round and poking the Green Thing in the head.

"You have totally ignored every piece of fashion advice we have ever given you. For this, we are calling the FP" the ginger one said.
"Get them to arrest thingy over there too." The pink one said. "That fringe is a crime against nature."
"But none of the others?" The remaining asked.
"No," the pink one decided after much deliberation, "none of them really wear enough clothing to bother with."
"You have a valid point, I'll get phoning. Make sure they don't run off Garfield."
"Aye-aye Cap'n!"
The blurs skidded to a halt, revealing a pink hedgehog, a ginger girl, and a girl with strange hair who was a mobile(or cell phone,depending on where you're from).
"Hello? Trinny? Hi, it's Taru. We're fine, you? Great. I was wondering…would you? Brilliant….Yuh-huh…..A green hedgehog and a fuscia one….yeah, I know….Great! See you in a bit. Buh bi!" She put the phone in a pocket. "That was Trinny, she said she and Susannah would be here ASAP."
"Great!" The ginger one exclaimed as she finished tying the two to a nearby tree.

"Umm…….I don't mean to be rude but…….who are you two?" Tails asked hesitantly
Kat smiled at him kindly "Aww, did we scare you?"
"Your face'd scare anyone." Amy mumbled
Kat sniffed "You're just jealous of my good looks."
"Riiiiiiiiiiight Kat, Sure….."
The two quickly generated into an argument. The remaining girl sweatdropped, and bowed. "I'm sorry about them, I'm Taru Maxwell, and the ginger girl is Kat Browning. I believe you already know Amy…?"
"Oh yeah, we know her." Sonic muttered
"Don't mind him," Tails whispered, "He's just sore cos he fancies her and she's not interested in him anymore."

Sonic glared at Tails.

Sezzi: OK I officially give up on this chapter…..maybe I can do a time jump in the next one……