Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Yu-gi-oh characters. Or any of the songs used…in the story.

A/N: ummm I don't have much to say but enjoy! Oh yea, my perverted-ness is going to be showing in this chapter…a lot.

Everything was getting out of hand! Rafael had knocked out Tea while they were fighting over Yugi. But now, he saw that Tea wasn't the only problem. Everyone wasn't in their seats! Kaiba was drooling over Alister, Yugi was stalking Kaiba, Joey was pulling Mai away from Valon, Valon and Duke were playing with cookies, Dartz was sitting in his lounge chair and not providing music and entertainment like he was supposed to, and Tristan was eating all the food. Rafael was getting fed up with this nonsense…

"KAIBA GET AWAY FROM YUGI! VALON AND DUKE DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD! DARTZ! START SINGING! TRISTAN STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD! AND EVERYONE GET THEIR BUTTS IN A SEAT! NOW!" Rafael hollered. Then he added, "SOMEONE PULL TEA INTO HER SEAT!" Everyone quickly obeyed his commands seeing that Rafael had veins popping out of his forehead and a super red face that was about to explode. When everyone was settled in, Rafael came out of the kitchen with more snacks and delicious homemade pastries. Dartz was about to reach for a brownie when Rafael slapped him.

"NO BROWNIES FOR YOU! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SINGING!" Rafael yelled at Dartz.

"Fine! But you really shouldn't slap your boss!" Dartz pouted. He got up and pressed in the numbers to a song and started singing into the blaring microphone.

"The eensy, weensy, spider, went up the water spout! Down came the rain and washed the spider out! Up came the sun and dried up all the rain, but then came a flash flood and washed him down again!" Dartz sang in an off key tone. Everyone had covered their ears to the horrible sound and Tea awoke screaming, "MOMMY!" and Dartz waited for his score.

"WHAT! 33! I sang better than that! I deserve a hundred! I will take the soul of this machine and feed it to the great beast!" Dartz angrily stated. Everyone stared. "I mean, I'll just try again."

"That wasn't even the correct ending!" Joey whispered to Mai. Dartz turned and glared at him.

"Are you challenging me? Are ya? Punk?"

"WHAT! No! Never! You're…you're the best!"

"I don't believe you! You think you can sing better than moi? Then come up here and prove it!"

"But I can't sing!"

"I'm waiting…" Dartz tapped his foot impatiently. Joey came up to the stage and started flipping through the song book looking for something to sing.

"I'm next! I'm next!" Duke excitedly exclaimed.

"Another challenger? Then I guess it's a karaoke contest! Now everyone can sing against the reigning champion, me!"

"But we didn't even want to sing! And you only sang once!" Alister retorted.

"Shut up, Alison. I'm always the best."

"Found it!" Joey pressed in the numbers and took a deep breath."Super-cali-fragil-istic-expi-ali-docious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious! If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, Super-cali-fragil-istic-expi-ali-docious! Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay... "Joey sang. Everybody plugged their ears and helped themselves to some food. Rafael was exhausted from standing up so he took a seat.

"Move it Kaiba, I get to sit by Yugi!" he shoved Kaiba out of the chair and sat down next to Yugi. Yugi whimpered. Now Kaiba didn't have a seat. He looked at Alister hoping he had a solution. Alister sighed, "Take my seat. I'll go get another chair," He added quietly, "and sit somewhere else." Alister got a chair put it next to Valon and sat down. He was staring straight across the table into Kaiba's tearing puppy dog eyes.

"You didn't have to move! You could've sat in my lap!" Kaiba sobbed.

"You perv! I don't want to sit in your lap! I'm not gonna look at you or talk to you ever again!"

"WAAAAAAAAHHH! ALISON DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! I'M SORRY ALISON!" Kaiba wailed.

"WHAT! I never even liked you!" Alister retorted. Everybody stopped eating, and Joey stopped singing to watch the lover's quarrel. Yugi was steaming. Valon tapped Alister's shoulder.

"You mind filling me in on Alison mate?" Valon snickered. Alister tried to punch him in the nose but Valon was too quick. Kaiba was still crying when Yugi got out of his chair and ran up to Kaiba.

"It's okay Kaibie! You're too good for her!" Yugi comforted. He stuck his tongue out at Alister.

"Yeah, listen to the kid with the crazy mohawk." Alister said. Then he realized…"HEY! He's not too good for me! I'm too good for him! He's a pervert who wants pretty women to sit in his lap!" Kaiba cried even louder.

''Don't worry Kaiba! This chick is on drugs! She thinks she's actually pretty. If you wanted someone to sit in your lap, then why didn't you ask me? I'd be happy to!" with that he plopped right onto Kaiba's lap and sat with a dumb little smile on his face. Rafael and Tea both charged at Kaiba with rock hard fists.

"Don't worry Yugi! You don't have to sit in his lap! You're welcome in mine!" Tea screeched.

"If he's going to be sitting in anyone's lap, it'll be mine!" Rafael yelled. Tea and Rafael braced themselves for another bloody fight.

"Another fight Mr. Steroids?"

"Bring it on bitch." And they started punching away. Kaiba calmed down a bit. He was unaware of everything that had happened when he was crying.

"Yugi,"

"Yes Kaiba dear?"

"Get out of my lap. It's really uncomfortable."

"Whatever you say." Yugi answered with a bit of disappointment in his voice. Kaiba turned to Alister, "I'm really sorry. I promise I won't ask you again."

"Don't even talk to…" Alister started, but when he remembered everything that happened because of the fight he said instead, "Don't sweat it." And he sat back in his chair and glared at Valon who was cracking up and banging on the table laughing. Alister grinned at the mess that Valon had made while laughing.

"Valon?"

"What? Alison? Heeheehahaha!"

"You're crushing your cookies." Valon picked up his fist that smacked on the table. Sure enough there were bits of cookie crumbs stuck to it. He looked underneath and saw Mr. Cookie smashed into bits.

"NOOOO! I killed him! Mr. Cookie speak to me! Someone get him an ambulance! He needs serious medical attention now!" Duke came over and put his ear against Mr. Cookie's chest. He slowly got up and put a napkin over Mr. Cookie.

"I'm so sorry Valon. I'm afraid we've lost him." They both bowed their heads in respect and said a prayer.

"Duke, do you know what this means! It means that I'm a murderer! And Mrs. Cookie is going to be a crazy widow who comes after me!" Valon whimpered. He took out Mrs. Cookie and wailed, "I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOUR BELOVED MR. COOKIE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! It was," he pointed at Alister. "his fault!"

"No, it was your fault Valon. You smashed the cookie with your own bare hands."

"DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS! HE'S LYING!" Valon retorted.Duke nodded in agreement. "Liar! Liar! Alister's a liar!" Alister groaned," I'm too tired to argue." He went and broke up the fight between Tea and Rafael. Rafael had a purple ring around his eye and Tea had a bloody nose.

"Let me at her!" Rafael screamed as Alister held him back.

"You're lucky you have your girlfriend to save you from my wrath! Why do even want Yugi when you have a girlfriend? Planning to cheat?"

"I'm NOT his girlfriend!" Alister growled. Joey wheezed into the microphone, "Yes! I beat you blue head man! I got 34! In your face!" Dartz pouted. "Everyone was fighting so I couldn't hear. Besides, it's only by one point and you had a longer song. So I still rock!" Duke ran up on stage, pressed in the numbers and started singing, "Viva! Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas!" it was his favorite song because Las Vegas had lots of gambling. And where there's gambling, there's always dice. Valon interrupted him and whispered a request to Duke.

"Right. He's more important." Duke canceled the song and pressed in the code to another song.

"Amazing Grace! How sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now I'm found; was blind but now I see. T'was grace that taught my heart to fear and grace my fears re-lieved..." Duke sobbed in memory of Mr. Cookie. Valon bowed his head. Mai also bowed her head for she had known Mr. Cookie for a while. When the song was finished, a cheer came from the machine. "Well done! You got 97! Three more points ought to do it!" it said in a mechanical voice. Dartz was infuriated. Everybody clapped and Dartz sunk into his chair. Next up to sing: Tristan.

A/N: you like? I know I always write after every chapter but I'm always worried that people don't like it. I want to thank silveryuki06 and LeDiva personally for reviewing every chapter! THANX! You guys are the best! And Jennifer: YOU DON'T READ MY STORIES! WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Can you tell that to Jennifer silveryuki06? sniff thanks…