Outside shot of a Starbucks. The inside of the Starbucks is now in view showing a...Starbucks. Frau is at the register, Scott is moping floors and Number 2 is making the orders. The place is very crowded and there is a line at the register.
Frau: "NEXT!"
Man: "I want a double mocha 'express'-o latte, add caramel, hold the mocha."
Frau: "DOUBLE MOCHA 'EXPRESS'-O LATTE, ADD CARAMEL, HOLD THE MOCHA!"
Number 2: (turns around) "Frau, I'm right here. I heard him say it and for the love of god, stop screaming!" (makes the drink and puts it on the counter)
Man: (picks up drink and looks at it) "No, I said without mocha."
Frau: "This is without mocha."
Man: "No it isn't."
Frau: "Oh, it isn't?" (pulls out a gun and shoots him) "NEXT!" (the people in line don't care about the person who was shot and shove him out of the way to get their order)
Dr. Evil: (Dr. Evil walks in from the back area and approaches Frau) "Hey, Frau, I was just sitting back there and I had a thought."
Frau: "Oh?"
Dr. Evil: "Scottie's been working so hard, maybe we should let him take a break so he doesn't need to 'use the janitor's closet anymore'?"
Frau: "Oh, herr doktor, what a good idea! SCOTT!"
Scott: (Scott puts his mop down and walks over with a squirt bottle in hand) "I'm not cleaning the bathrooms out again! The last time I was cleaning the womens some bitch as big a whale came in and lost about 200lb all over the walls!"
Frau: "No, Scott, your father wants to give you a break."
Scott: "Oh, cool. Like now?"
Frau: "Yes, now. Go."
Scott: "I'll be at the porno store downtown." (throws the squirt bottle and leaves)
Dr. Evil: "Number 2, can you take care of the customers? I belive Frau was just about to go on break."
Number 2: (under his breath) "I've been doing it all day, why not now?"
Dr. Evil: "What was that?"
Number 2: "Of course, Doctor Evil."
Dr. Evil: "Carry on." (Doctor Evil and Frau try to avoid being seen sneaking into the janitor's closet but make it painfully obvious where they're going)
Number 2: (sighs and starts taking orders)
Austin Powers, Basil and a group of men with machine guns burst into the Starbucks.
Austin: "All right, where's Doctor Evil?"
Number 2: (points with his hands in the air) "I believe he's hiding in the janitor's closet."
Austin: (Austin walks over to the janitor's closet and opens the door) "BLIMEY!"
Dr. Evil: (from inside the closet) "Oh, shit!"
Austin: "Hey, how are you doing that, man?"
Dr. Evil: (still inside the closet)"Well, I take pilates from time to time."
Austin: "Oh, right, right. You know I thought about trying it sometime."
Dr. Evil: "You should, the Full Lotus-Sun Goddess Back Clench is simply breathtaking."
Austin: (stops) "Wait a tick". (gets offensive again) "Why did you break into the 10 Diamonds Casino?"
Dr. Evil: (still inside the closet) "10 Dildo What?"
Austin Powers: "The casino you robbed, man!"
Dr. Evil: "I didn't rob any frickin casino. If I did, do you think I'd be in the janitor's closet boning Frau?"
Frau: "Hey!"
Austin Powers: "That's Frau? I couldn't see herface, wait, is that an arm? OH MY GOD! Is that her leg! THAT'S NOT RIGHT, MAN!"
Dr. Evil: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
Basil: "Austin, do you think it might be better if we take them to headquarters for this?"
Austin: "Right, right, out you go, you sick bastards are going downtown!"
Basil: "Actually, our headquarters isn't downtown."
Austin: "Um, well. (angry again) You sick bastards are going uptown!"
Basil: "Actually, it's across the street, Austin."
Austin: "You could have told me this first, Basil. All right, you sick bastards are going across the street!"