Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, or any of the songs used in the karaoke contest. I don't own Veggie Tales…

A/N: ummm well…uhhh just read it! If I have something to say I'll say it later…

"Hey hey we're the Monkeys! People say we monkey around! But we're too busy singing! To put anybody down..." Tristan hollered into the microphone. He chose this song to remind himself how Serenity cared so much about him while he was a robot monkey. Dartz glowed with envy. He had been beaten! And that was never good…especially to the person who beat him.

Alister sat quietly, knowing that Dartz would explode any minute now. I have to get out of here or else I might die! Hey, where's that pepper spray I brought with me when I first came over here? Alister thought. He reached into his belt that he refused to take off when changing and let his hands grip a small bottle of pepper spray.

"YES!" he interrupted. Everyone turned to look at him.

"I mean uhhh Bravo?"

"I haven't finished yet Alister, but thanks for thinking about it!" Tristan merrily forgave. He continued howling into the mike. Alister took out the pepper spray and got ready to run. He had to sneak up to the gate without anyone seeing him. Alister planned silently, "Let's see. The closest chair to the gate is…ACK! Rafael's! Well, that's what the pepper spray is for! Here goes nothing, five, four, three, two…" Alister kicked down his chair and ran. He ran like the wind. But Rafael saw Alister eyes planning an escape and he was one step ahead of him. But he didn't know about the pepper spray Alister brought with him. Rafael shot out of his chair right before Alister. He blocked the gate with his colossal body.

"Where you going now Alison? Heh heh!" Rafael exclaimed. The party all turned around to watch the fight hoping it consisted of blood.

"You sound like a lecherous old man when you say that. Besides, I'm going home!" Alister shot.

"How are you going to get past me?"

"With this!" Alister pulled out the pepper spray. His fear for Rafael showed as he gripped the can with all his might.

"It's pepper spray! It's kinda like fart. Small but deadly! And, I'm…I'm not afraid to use it! Even if it's gonna hurt you. I'm sorry Rafael!" Alister closed his eyes and pushed the button to let out the stinging substance. Nothing came out.

"Huh?" Alister turned the bottle around and saw a clump of…something… stuck to the opening. He scraped it off and continued to point it at Rafael. Right when he was going to shoot Kaiba got up and ran over to Alister.

"NOOOO! I won't let you be guilty for such a crime! Mokuba wants me to marry a good girl! You can't have a criminal record! You can't! Mokuba won't allow it!" Kaiba jumped Alister causing him to shoot the spray in…Kaiba's face. Kaiba stood there with swelling cheeks for a moment. Then he went, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OUCHIE! HOT HOT HOT! OOOOHH! AAAHH! HELP! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRNNS! I WANT MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWWWWWWW!"

"Uh oh." Alister tried to run for it but Rafael was still blocking the gate. Alister felt really guilty. He didn't feel like leaving anymore. He let Rafael guide him by the hand back to his seat. He let Rafael put him in his seat. And he let Rafael chain him to the chair. Alister felt that guilty. While Kaiba moaned Yugi rushed to Rafael's side to help his dear Kaiba.

"YOU," Yugi pointed at Alister. "Don't you feel bad about yourself now? Look at poor Kaibie! And he L...L...loved you! Shame on you!" Yugi scolded. Alister just sat there quietly. If someone got close enough to his face they could see that Alister was crying inside those big gray eyes of his. He felt so bad…

Yugi helped Rafael put cold towels on Kaiba's face. Every time the towels touched Kaiba he screamed. Yugi's heart broke hearing those ear piercing screams. Tea growled with jealousy watching Rafael so close with Yugi.

"That's it! I can't take it anymore!" she walked over and helped Yugi and Rafael heal Kaiba. No one said anything at the table.

"Soooo, is the party over?" Joey asked. Dartz brightened up.

"No! We still have a lot more contestants!"

"Did my singing count?" Tristan asked.

"No. You sucked." Dartz explained.

"Oh, okay." Tristan left the stage.

"Any volunteers?" Dartz merrily asked. Mai slowly raised her hand.

"Miss Valentine! You're up!" Dartz welcomed. Mai only did this to persuade Valon to come up and sing. She wanted to film his performance and post it on the Valon Fan Club's website.

"He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet. What more could I say? He wanted her. She'd never tell. Secretly she wanted him as well. But all of her friends stuck up their nose for they had a problem with his baggy clothes. He was a skater boy! She said 'see ya later boy! He wasn't good enough for her! She had a pretty face but her head was up his face. She needed to come back down to Earth…" Mai sang passionately. Valon stopped trying to piece back Mr. Cookie to watch Mai. Joey wanted her to get off the stage because he didn't want Valon to take advantage of Mai on stage. Everyone applauded, including Dartz, when Mai finished. She got a 100! This gave Valon an idea to show off his lovely singing voice in front of Mai. Valon ran up and grabbed the mike from and Mai and started singing.

"I love rock n' roll! Put another dime in the jukebox baby! I love rock n' roll…" Valon sang. Mai sat filming the whole thing.

Meanwhile on the other side of the yard, Tea was squished in between Rafael and Yugi. She didn't want Rafael to be anywhere near Yugi. She kept on slapping Rafael whenever he got too close to Yugi. Yugi was too worried to notice the angry sparks between Rafael and Tea. Kaiba wasn't wailing as much. He fell asleep and he was having a dream where he, Alison and their 5 children were dancing in a land of rainbows and pink ponies.

Back at the contest, Valon finished, got an 86, and caught Mai filming, so he began to chase her until Joey came and punched him the face. Mai screamed and punched Joey.

"Leave me alone!" Mai yelled at Joey and she took by the arm Valon and sat with him helping him with the cookie puzzle. Duke got the leg finished. But Tristan ate some of the crumbs. Soooo they were kinda mad. Mai suggested that they give Mrs. Cookie another husband. She grabbed one of Dartz's brownies and gave it to Valon. Valon stared at the brownie and threw it away. Tristan ate it.

"Ewwww this tastes nasty! Who made it?" Tristan exclaimed. Dartz glared at him.

"Are you suggesting a cooking competition too?"

"No sir. Your brownies are very delicious…sir." Tristan yelped.

"I thought so…"Dartz saw that they needed another contestant.

"Oh Alister!" Alister stood up like a robot and flipped through the song book. He pressed in some numbers.

"Going out tonight. I'm feeling alright. Gonna let it all hang out. Wanna make some noise. Really raise my voice. Yeah I wanna scream and shout…" Alister sang. No one had a clue on what this song was until he sang, "the best thing about being woman, is the prerogative to have a little fun and…oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy! Forget I'm a lady! Men's shirts, short skirts! Oh, oh, oh, really go wild! Yeah doin' it with style! Oh, oh, oh, get in the action. Feel the attraction! Color my hair, do what I dare! Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free. Yeah to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman!" Alister sang like a robot. At the end he got a 76 and sat down.

Everybody including Rafael, Tea, Yugi and Kaiba were amazed. (Kaiba woke up to Alison's sweet voice) This inspired Rafael and made want his turn. Rafael forgot about Kaiba and ran up on stage. He hoped they had this song…

"YES!" he exclaimed when he found it. Rafael pushed in 569823 and started singing.

"Who sleeps all night in a cake made of strawberry? Wakes up bright in a cake made of strawberry? Livin right in a cake made of strawberry? Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't ya know. Who sweeps her floors in a cake made of strawberry? Plays outdoors of a cake made of strawberry? Games and chores in a cake made of strawberry? Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't ya know. It's love that makes her garden grow. With lots of pretty berries in a row. She greets each day with a berry glow. Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't ya know. What's it like in a cake made of strawberry? Work and play in a cake made of strawberry? Learn the way of little Miss Strawberry? Strawberry Shortcake and you will know . . . . Strawberry Shortcake says you will know." Rafael gasped for air.

Singing the strawberry shortcake theme song was hard work. He got a…34. Poor Rafael went back to help Yugi and Tea. Yugi tried to cheer up Rafael, "That's my favorite song! And that was the best I've ever heard it!" Rafael blushed, "It was nothing!" Tea got mad. She stomped up the podium and found her song.

"Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes? A girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose? Some kids call them oodballs, some kids call them weird…" this was Tea's favorite song from the Christian cartoon Veggie Tales. Veggie Tales inspired her to become the friendly girl she was today so she sang, "I can be your friend! I can be your friend! Any day in any weather! We can be friends and play together..." Tea sang. Yugi nodded his head in with the beat. Rafael was tempted to throw a chair at her. In the end, she got a 79. She laughed in Rafael's face. Yugi decided he was next.

"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl you love and hold her tight, so happy together!..." Yugi sang. But this song wasn't dedicated to Kaiba as people would think. No, it was dedicated to Yami Yugi who hasn't shown up in this story. Yami Yugi took over the second half, "I can't see me lovin' nobody, but you for all my life! When you're with me, baby the skies will be blue for all my life!..." together they received 99 from the computer. High fives all around! The Karaoke contest was almost over. Kaiba was the last one to sing.

"Don't worry Alison! All is forgiven!" the pepper spray made him a little woozy so he forgot what he was doing and pressed in the numbers to his most secretive, darkest, favorite song that no on, even Mokuba and Roland, knew about.

"This my shit! This my shit! Few times I been round that track, so it's not gonna happen like that, cause I ain't no Hollaback girl! I ain't no Hollaback girl! Oooooooh this my shit, this my shit…"

Duke started spazzing out again. "Mommy! Waaaaahh! Stop the madness! Where am I? Am I still over the rainbow?" Duke twitched. Joey splashed cold water on him and Duke went back to looking for cookies. Valon and Mai were protecting each other from the horrible sound and Alister just sat watching. He was still feeling guilty. Dartz got up and dance with Kaiba. Yugi got mad and got on the stage too. Rafael and Tea started fighting again and Tristan ate all of Dartz Brownies. Do you see what Tea parties can do to people now?

To be continued in chapter…uhhh…8.

A/N: uhhh I don't think this was so funny. And it's kinda short. So sorry. TT and thanks for the reviews!