Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. And I don't own any songs used…

A/N: ummm I think I'm gonna end this story in this chapter. It was a lot of fun! And I'm so glad that everyone enjoyed it! Trust me. When I finish this story, Millennium Mall, and Mental Man (which will be finished soon) I'll continue to write more funny stories in other animes! Yea! So enjoy this finale of Rafael's Tea Party!

Rafael would've been so happy to see everyone enjoying themselves at his tea party! But, he couldn't see because right now he and Tea were in a mad cat fight.

"AHHHHHH! I'm gonna kill you, you bitch!"

"Not if I kill you first!"

"I'm bigger!"

"You're just bigger because you're on steroids!"

"This is pure muscle!" Rafael lifted up a heavily drugged arm and flexed it. Thousands of muscles popped out. It was disgusting. Rafael was about to sock Tea in the nose again, when he heard…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE COOKIES! THE POOR COOKIES! TRISTAN!" Valon wailed. Tristan had mistakenly ATE the ENTIRE Cookie family. The brownies made him feel hungrier so he was eating anything in his path. Unfortunately the Cookies were in his path today. Duke, Mai and Valon sobbed heavily. Joey saw Mai crying and rushed over to comfort her. Alister finally gave in and sang with Dartz and Kaiba on stage. They were singing Rich Girl by Gwen Stephani together when Rafael called everyone together.

"Umm I'd just like to say that I'm really sorry for tricking everyone into coming to my tea party. I was tired of feeding my stuffed animals real food. Speaking of stuffed animals, I'd like to give everyone a party treat!" Rafael pulled out a bag filled with stuffed animal plushies. Everyone whooped. Rafael went around the table and gave out plushies to everyone. Kaiba was first. Rafael presented a little blue bunny named Blues Eyes.

"Kaiba! Thanks for coming! I'm really sorry about the pepper spray incident!"

"That's okay! If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have met the love of my life: Alison! And by the way, I'd like to ask Alison a question." Kaiba turned to Alister. "Alison, I'm always so busy with work and everything and this may be my only chance to ask you: Will you marry me?" Alister couldn't take it anymore. Dressing like a girl, having Kaiba drool over him, and singing Hollaback Girl with Kaiba was understandable. But marrying his arch enemy? He stood up and apologized, "Kaiba, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I really didn't want to have to do this…" He lifted up his dress for Kaiba to see what gender he really was. (Remember now, he's wearing panty hose so…)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaiba blubbered; he turned away from Alister and sobbed into Dartz's shoulder. Alister smiled with relief, "My work here is done." Dartz's shoulder was already half soaked.

"Don't worry Kaiba. You'll always have me! Darla!"

"Then will you marry me Darla?"

"Of course I will! Let's start planning!" Rafael gave Dartz a Leviathan plushie. "CONGRATULATIONS DARTZ! Don't forget to invite me!" And he continued passing out plushies. Kaiba asked in confusion, "Dartz? I thought your name was Darla! Are you a man too?"

"Of course not! We're an engaged couple! We should just enjoy each other's company right now! We'll get to the truth telling when we're married. I can't wait to have another wedding! I better not blubber like I did last time…"

"LAST TIME?" Kaiba fainted.

Alister was taking a nap with his new monkey toy named Ned. He was dreaming about killing Kaiba by blowing him up in a tank. Valon was playing with his new friend Doo Doo the sheep. Duke was hugging Butter Butt, his chicken doll. Joey received a time wizard, Tea- a stained and ripped Karibo, Tristan-a lump of cheese that he tried desperately to eat. Mai got a Harpi Lady which came with different outfits. The clothes were hand-sewed by Rafael. He was extremely proud of what he made for Yugi: a guardian Iachtos.

"This is for you Yugi! So you can always remember me!" he glanced at Tea who was punching her Karibo. Rafael suddenly got depressed. He let out a moan.

"WAAAAAAAHHHH! It's finally over! I feel so sad! I'm gonna miss you all!" Rafael cried. Joey, Tea, and Alister started running towards the gate when Mai shyly approached the sobbing Rafael.

"Rafael? I'd just like to say that I actually enjoyed myself! This was the best tea party I've ever been to!" everyone nodded in agreement. Duke cried out, "It was my first!" Mai continued, "And we'd like it if you could host another tea party!" Now some people backed away.

"You're on your own there sister!" Joey commented. Rafael brightened up. "Really? You mean it? I promise I'll make it even better than this one! And this time I'll invite Mako, and Weevil, and Rex too! How about Esperoba? Is Noah still alive?" He and Mai started making plans for the next tea party. Everyone was enjoying themselves, by singing karaoke, or playing games or doing some other actvities. Suddenly they heard, "Tinky-winky! Dipsy! La La! Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say eh-oh! Eh-oh!"

Bakura was at the front door of the enormous pink house.

"I hope I'm not too late to register!" he rang the doorbell. The Teletubbies theme song sang out.

"Where are the Teletubbies?" He looked around checking every little gap. He saw people coming to the door. Bakura combed his hair back and was blown away by a big welcome from the whole party.

"EH-OH BAKURA!"

I HAVE A BONUS CHAPTER!

AND THERE'S A SEQUEL CALLED RAPHAEL'S SLEEPOVER BY SKULL KEEPER! DON'T FORGET TO CHECK IT OUT! I HELPED WORK ON IT TOO!

A/N: sniffle well that's all! I'm so happy yet so sad at the same time! But wait! Don't forget to check out my BONUS CHAPTER that I wrote!