Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: -worships reviewers- I'm SO sorry I took so long! I was having difficulties in the motivationally area. Forgive me?

Corporate Troubles

Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel

Chapter 9:

Busted, Busted, Busted

Seto glowered at Jounouchi menacingly and pressed herself back against the wall. "No, no, NO," She said harshly, hissing at him through her teeth. Her nightgown was slipping off her shoulder tentatively, exposing an expanse of golden Japanese flesh. Jounouchi grinned at her disarmingly and brandished the uniform in his hands at her.

"Kaiba, school's in twenty minutes- and everyone knows that you're a girl now. So why don't you just suck it up and wear the uniform?" He coaxed, brandishing his ex-girlfriend's uniform- which would be considerably snug around Seto's well-endowed torso, and too loose around her slender hips. "Besides, I took your other one, so it's this or go naked."

The expression on the brown-haired woman's face was furiously angry, so much so that she was nearly foaming at the mouth. "JOUNOUCHI-BAKAYAROU!" She screamed, dodging away from him. "Keep that damned thing away from me!"

Jounouchi gave her a level stare, eyes drifting up and down her appraisingly. "Would you like me to help you?" He asked sweetly. She gawked. And gawked. And gawked. And finally, when it seemed that flies were about to land in her mouth, and Jounouchi's eye was twitching with impatience, he walked forward and poked her in the head savagely.

"Huh?" She said, startled for a moment. Then recognition dawned. "IEEEEE, ECCHIIIIIIIIIIII!" She screamed, attempting to leap away as he tripped her neatly and sat on her back.

"Hold still!" He grunted in exertion, ignoring her protests at his action. She screamed at the unwanted contact of skin upon skin, the violation of her personal-

Hold it. It's not what you think.

Jounouchi tickled the CEO of Kaiba Corp savagely, eyes glittering with amusement as her face turned purple with exertion and she fought between cussing at him and helpless laughter.

"Baka... heehee... YAROU! Fuck you... EEEEK! ...Jounouchi-dobe!" She squirmed beneath him, all too aware of the heavy weight on her back, and the skilful probings of the fingers that found ways to get under her arms, to her sides and to her neck. She was also becoming aware that not only was he tickling her, he was slowly getting her out of her short into the skimpy top of the school uniform. "I can dress myself!" She gasped, and rolled savagely, reversing their positions.

It was then that she realized that the top was not done up, her pants were around her ankles and that she was lying, half-naked, with a very young male.

Her hair brushed his cheek, just below his wide, startled honey-coloured eyes- falcon eyes, she thought. A steady blush was creeping up his neck as he slowly registered what was happening. Seto flushed hotly, opened her mouth to say something, stopped, and leaned forward slightly.

Jounouchi was lost as to the proceedings, but knew very well that she wasn't beating the shit out of him, so something very weird was happening. He looked over to the side, momentarily distracted by a loud thumping across the hall.

Seto bit his ear lightly, and playfully drew her tongue along the outer bridge of his ear, chuckling a little as he gasped, and turned his falcon eyes back on her. 'If anyone's going to be doing the seducing, it's me,' she thought smugly, feeling quite distinctly beneath her hips exactly how much he was seduced.

A wicked little grin spread across her lips, and she licked his cheek, feeling him tense all over.

"K- K- Kaiba?" He gasped, jerking away, and attempting to rise into a sitting position. She put both hands on his chest, and pushed him back down with a yelp. "We- I- You- School!"

"Aww... We can miss one day, can't we, Jono-kun?" She whispered into his ear, pushing up his shirt with a cold hand. He yelped again, abdomen tensing beneath her fingertips. His a hesitant sort of questioning, his hands came up and rested on her hips. Her lips curled up in amusement.

A loud cough came from the doorway.

Mokuba Kaiba stood in the door, one eyebrow raised, tapping his foot lightly as he examined them with great amusement. "Um, Onee-san- am I interrupting something?"

Were he not in a very precarious position, Jounouchi felt he could have laughed at the utterly exposed and horrified look on Kaiba's face. As it was, he felt no such need- especially since she sat up suddenly and began to fuss with her clothes, in the meantime crushing his ribs tightly with her knees.

"Kaiba!" He gasped, half-choked. "Off! OFF!" He grabbed her shoulders frantically, and flipped her off of him, gulping air as the pressure on his ribs was released.

"Whoops!" She said sweetly, by now totally dressed- 'In the uniform, too', he thought sourly. Her eyes glittered malignantly.

"Ha-dee fucking HA," He said hoarsely, and glowered at her.

Jounouchi was deeply unamused. Very deeply unamused.

The sight that greeted his not-so triumphant return to school was the grinning, knowing faces of peers, friends, enemies, and even teachers. Not only that, it had also somehow become known that he was living with the famous, now-female, Seto Kaiba.

"For the last time, I am not sleeping with her!" He cried frustratedly, and blew out his breath like a horse when their smiles suddenly became even more sunny.

"Ri-ight..." Honda gleefully chirped, slapping him on the back. "We all saw the picture, man! Nice going with that one."

Jounouchi slapped his face with one hand and groaned. "No, no, no! It's not what you all think!" Gritting his teeth, he snatched at his knapsack, which cheerfully came apart at the seams and spilled his books, writing utensils, comics, and-

...Underwear?

He gawked at the pair of bright blue panties caught on a ring of his English binder, going white, then purple.

Countless faces turned to him, grinning.

"So, you free on Saturday?" Otogi asked, sneaking an arm around her shoulders. "Jounouchi-inu doesn't have to know about it..."

Seto Kaiba's eye twitched uncontrollably, and she had the aching desire to disembowel every male in a five mile vicinity. "Get. Your. Hands. Off. Of. Me." She gritted, shredding a piece of paper mercilessly to keep from strangling him. "I don't like you. I never will. Fuck off."

"Come on, babe!" He responded smoothly, but withdrew his arm, obviously wary. "You know I'm way smoother then that baka!"

She looked at him with a fierce glare. "I don't like him either, so why the hell would I like you, scumbag?"

Otogi winced.

"Furthermore, why in Kami-sama's name are you being so damned precocious? You only found out I'm female less then twenty-four hours ago! Besides, I'm more partial to men, thank you," She seethed, shoving him away from her and slumping in her desk moodily. She was going to kill Jounouchi when she next saw him...

A shadow cast itself across her desk, and she looked back, scowling.

A grinning multitude of faces happily presented her a pair of bright blue panties. She blinked.

"JOUNOUCHI!"