Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing from final fantasy or any other game this might resemble at some point or another. Or a show, or movie or anything else that I didn't create!

Once upon a time, in a land far, far…. Far far far away, there was a boy name… Bob. This land of Bob's is called Spira. These are Bob's adventures about how he many times saves the land of Spira, without anyone else knowing. And Clarissa's attempts at Bob's heart. It starts at training school when Bob is 16…

"But master, I've learned this move before…"

"Practice again!"

"But why?"

The old gray man whacks Bob in the back of the head with his staff. "That's why! Take your sword and decapitate the dummie!"

"But it's a dummie of a fiend!"

"That's sort of the point, young idiot."

"But I like fiends! I can talk to them!"

The master looked dumbfounded. "You can talk to the fiends? You like them! Get out, out out out!"

The master keeps smacking Bob on the back of the head until he runs out of the master's hut into macalania forest. Little to Bob's knowledge, he is being watched by Clarissa, Bob's little sister's best friend's older sister who has a crush on him. She hides in the bushes and watched Bob run towards the shoopuff.

"Oh Bob," she mumbles under her breath. "How will you ever notice me?"

Then she had an idea… He must get to Luca while she was there! So she called up her friends, the gullwings and told them to put on a concert in Luca. They agreed, and started advertising right away.

When Bob got to the shoopuf, he heard about the concert.

"Shee you shoon, right?" asked the little blue man.

"Um, since your forced the tickets upon me, and if I go, you'll put your gun away, than yeah I guess."

"Hash a nishe day!" Said the blue man, putting away the 12-gage and walking to the next 'customer'.

So off Bob was to Luca. It took him two days, but he got there. A creepy man greeted him to take his ticket to the concert, and he entered into the sphere dome. On the way in, he passed a dark hallway with tons of fiends inside.

What are you doing in there? He asked in fiend tongue.

Waiting.

For what?

Some guy named 'Bob' to come. We were sent by Clarissa.

Oh… what does she want?

She was gesturing for us to jump out and attack her… scratch her up a bit, yada yada… then she expected this Bob guy to save her. But we plan on taking out the whole stadium and going on a rampage.

Hey, I'm Bob! Don't do that! I'll give you a thousand gil if you don't!

Now you're talking my language!

Bob gave the fiend 1000 gil, than the fiends were off. He miraculously saved the day, but nobody knew. So he went on to see the concert, completely forgetting about Clarissa.

Clarissa sat in her seat, waiting for something to happen. The fiends never came.

"Stupid fiends! I shall get you next time, and Bob will be mine!"

(Hope you liked it, next chapter coming soon. Soonish.)