Bob left Luca once the concert was over, and headed for Besaid. Clarissa found out through her multiple connections…
"Have you seen Bob mr. psychic?"
"I forsee him going off to Besaid…."
"Great, thanks…"
"That will be 20 gil."
"20 gil!"
... right… so she snuck on to the same boat as him. She had a hard time trying to avoid him, seeing as she wanted to watch him all the time, but somehow Bob never noticed that she was there… Bob got off and went to his faveorite place in Besaid… his home! Inside, his little sister went ballistic that he was back and hadn't brought her a present.
"bobby! Why didn't you bring me something? You've been gone for years, and you didn't find the time to buy me something!"
"Dear little sister, I promise to buy you something next time I'm away."
"Well… alright."
His little sister gave him a hug, then ran out the door. Bob decided to go to the beach. It was another time for Clarissa to have a horrible plan. She started messing with some machine, hoping to get herself 'trapped' on the way to the beach where Bob would see her, but she accidentally hit a few wrong buttons, and connected the wrong wires and created a Machina of mass destruction!
"Uh oh…" Clarissa says, before running away to hide in the woods. Then Bob came along and saw the evil Machina heading for the village.
"Oh no, I have to stop it!" he cried. He ran after the Machina and started chucking stones at it. It turned around and aimed a huge lazer cannon at Bob.
"You have angered me," said the Machina, a little robotically.
"Well you have angered me!"
"I… I did?" the Machina asked, now in a sobbing female voice.
"Uh…. Yeah?"
"Oh Bob, I'm soo sorry!... No you aren't, you were about to destroy his town!... No, I am! Please Bob, forgive me!...He'll never forgive us now you idiot!"
"Bob, slightly confused that the Machina of mass destruction was fighting with itself, asked, "Hey, do you want to go for a swim?"
"Sure!"
"You jump in first!"
The Machina ran to the edge of the cliff by the cave and jumped down into the water crying 'weeee!', thus electicuting itself once it hit the water, and Bob once again saved Spira without anybody but Clarissa knowing.
Bob turned around and headed towards the dock to catch a boat, mistaking Clarissa's screams of rage for a tropical bird…
(Yup, another random chapter. Happy birthday, enjoy now!)