Love's Crazy
Chapter 6
By, Blue Spirit17
Disclaimer: Resuko Kawai owns Hamtaro, I don't. Enough said.
Isaac: You didn't update for a while.
Writer's block.
Mia: So that's why you kept pounding your head on the computer desk.
That's it. Onto chapter 6!...I need an aspirin.

The next day, Hamtaro woke up to the sound of Laura's alarm clock. His wonderful dream about getting married to Pashmina shattered, he glared up at the annoying electronic thing. (Shut up already!) Thankfully, Laura shut the thing off, and got up to get ready for school. She looked at the clock. "Ah! I'm late again!" She yelled, noticing the clock read nine A.M. She got dressed, gave Hamtaro some more sunflower seeds, brushed her teeth, and ran downstairs. "Bye Mom! Dad! I'm off to school!" She said running out the front door.

Hamtaro took this as his chance to leave, and...well...he left the same way he always does. Hamtaro grinned as he walked down the street, playing his new GBASP. "Come on, Shadow! Beat up that stupid robot!" He yelled. He won, and Shadow's voice came on. "Didn't even break a sweat!" the GBA said, and Hamtaro cheered. "I love Shadow the Hedgehog! He's so cool!" The orange and white hamster said happily. He then took out Sonic Battle, and put in Golden Sun. He was already past the Mercury lighthouse. "Mia likes Isaac, I can tell." Hamtaro said knowingly. He played the game until he got to the part where Ivan learned Reveal. Hamtaro looked up, and noticed he was right in front of the cave leading to the clubhouse. He put the GBASP away, and walked inside.

Hamtaro noticed the ham-hams watching Boss and Stan play each other on Super Smash Bros. Melee. "Mario's gonna kick your butt, Boss-man!" Stan said. Boss growled. "Not if Bowser gets him first!" However, Stan, controlling Mario, picked up a home-run bat and smashed Bowser off the stage. Stan won. "I told ya!" He said pointing at Boss. Boss grinned. "That bat saved you! I would've gotten you, Stan." He said. Sudden'y, Pashmina noticed Hamtaro, walked up to him, and kissed him on the cheek. "Nice to see ya to, Pashmina." Hamtaro said lovingly. Pashmina smiled. "I'm glad you're here. The girls and I were getting bored." She said. "We wanted to go to the Ham-park today, but the boys have been spending too much time playing Gamecube." She said after. Hamtaro smiled.

Walking in between the guys and the Gamecube, he turned the system off, making the guys mad. "I was going to play next, Hamtaro!" Panda said steamed. Hamtaro quieted them down. "While you guys were playing too much Gamecube, the girls were bored, VERY bored. So, they came up with a great idea, so apologize, and hear them out!" The boys thought for a second, ashamed, then apologized. Pashmina smiled at Hamtaro thankfully, and Sandy stood up. "It's been a while since we went to the Ham-ham park, so we thought like since it was a nice day, we would spend some time there!" The boys agreed. "I need a little sun in my shine." Stan said smoothing out his fur. "Gotta look good for Sarah!" Howdy grinned. "Mia don'tlike ham-hams who spend most of their time inside. Let's go have us some fun!" The group cheerd, and walked out the door.

Along the way, Howdy came up with another one of his jokes, but little did anyone know, this one was different. "I went on a airplane once. The plane was 'bout ready to take off, but hit a rat. It killed the rat, and we were all brought out of the plane. Flight attendants ran around in panic shoutin' "we hit a rat! We hit a rat!" We were all wheeled back to the airport, and I'm laughin' at this point 'cause this is the dumbest thing I done seen my whole life. I went to a payphone, and called Mia. I told her what happened, and there was a pause on the other line followed by, oh my god! Were you on the ground? I was like "nope. Santa was making one last run!"There's your sign" There was pause among the other ham-hams, followed by them laughing until tears came out of their eyes. Dexter grinned at Howdy. "That is the funniest joke you came up with, yet!" Howdy grinned. "Told ya I would make ya'll laugh hard someday, and I got's more of 'em!"

"Here's your sign" jokes belong to Bill Engvall from the Blue Collar comedy group. Chapter 7 coming soon!