Love's crazy
Chapter 8
By, Blue Spirit17
Disclaimer: I do not own Hamtaro...(looks at lawyers) I said it already. >. Now leave me alone. (lawyers walk away) I hate it when that happens...
Hamha everyone! I think there are only about three more chapters to this story, then I'm posting another one that's nothing but humor. Sound good? Well, keep sending in those reviews and the next story might come up faster than a bullet train. Later!
Inside the clubhouse, the ham-hams decided to play a quick game of truth or dare, only this time, if you were dared to do something, but can't do it, then you have to do a more humiliating but easier one. Basically, it was more fun time with the ham-hams. Stan went first. "Okay, Boss-man, truth or dare"? Boss smirked. "Dare." Stan rubbed his paws together. "I dare you to...kiss my sister!" Sparks flew, Boss sweatdropped, and Sandy and Maxwell glared at Stan. Getting up, Boss walked over to Sandy and kissed her on the cheek, which made Stan mad. "The mouth! It would've been funnier if you kissed her on the mouth!" Boss grinned. "You didn't say where. You just said kiss her." Sandy smirked at Stan. "Tough luck, bro." Boss turned to Cappy. "Truth or dare"? Cappy thought for a sec. "Truth." "That day when I took you in 'cause it was raining and you had no way of getting home, when I was out getting sunflower seeds, what were you doing when I was gone"?
Cappy was nervous. "I tried sitting on your chair." Boss grinned and crossed his arms. "I knew it..." Cappy rubbed his head. "And I groomed myself on it." Boss was confused. "Why do you sound so nervous...Oh no." Boss immediately grabbed some air spray and started spraying his chair, then ran in the bathroom for a shower. Cappy sweatdropped. "I didn't do THAT. I just thought no one was ever allowed to sit in Boss's chair." Everyone nodded in agreement. "He always did seem pretty big about it." Howdy said. Cappy looked at Pashmina. "Truth or dare"? "Dare" Pashmina said feeling brave. "I dare you to bite Howdy because he's giving me looks." Cappy said trying to divert his attention from Howdy who was staring at him like he was mentally insane. Pashmina walked up to Howdy and didn't bite him, but kicked him in the guy region. Howdy groaned in pain and fell down. "What wasTHAT fer"? "I heard those words you said behind my back this morning and don't look at Cappy like that." This caused everyone to laugh. Sitting down, Pashmina turned to Sandy. "Truth or dare"? Sandy grinned. "Dare girlfriend." Pashmina thought for a second.
"I dare you to see what Snoozer's dreaming about." Sandu shrugged, and walked up to where Snoozer was. "What are ya dreaming about, Snoozer"? Snoozer smiled. "zuzuzuthree ham-girls sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n me zuzuzu. Yes I would like some cheese with that wine zuzuzu Sandy's hot zuzuzu." Sandy sweatdropped. Snoozer continued. "Will youmarry me zuzuzu I like being a pimp zuzuzu the ladies adore me zuzuzu." "This must be a dream where his hormones are attacking." Sandy said disturbed and walked back down and sat beside Maxwell. Pashmina looked at her. "What did he say"? "Like from what I heard, he was dreaming about being a pimp and havingthree ham-girls..." The girls sweatdropped as the info processed and glared up at him. Sandy grinned. "Boys will be boys..." A "humph" was heard around the room followed by the guys crossing their arms. Sandy smiled nervously. "Like no offence."
Sandy turned to Hamtaro. "Truth or dare Hamtaro"? Hamtaro smiled. "Truth." Sandy smirked at him. "What's like the dumbest thing you ever did and what did you say after it happened"? Hamtaro rubbed his chin thinking then what he said next would be on everyone's mind the rest of the day. "Back then when I was little, I never knew any human things. When I was around seven, I found this cable leading to the TV in the living room. Back then I didn't know what it was and I stared at it wondering what it was." Everyone listened in. "I made one of my biggest mistakes by thinking it was food..." Maxwell was shocked. "Hamtaro you didn't..." Hamtaro nodded. "I bit down onto the cable and got electrocuted by a good few volts. The cable exploded and I went flying through the air and hit the wall and knocked myself out, burns all over me..." Pashmina looked at him concerned, and grabbed his paw. Hamtaro continued. "I woke up to see Laura looking at me and crying. I looked around and didn't know where I was which I later found was the vet. I smelled smoke and not remembering the cable incident, looked up at Laura and said "where's the fire"? That's what happened."
Everyone looked at him, and Pashmina put a paw on his forehead. She looked at the others. "He isn't sick..." Hamtaro sweatdropped as everyone talked amogst themselves, then got an idea. "Why don't we all tell each other something that we did that was inredibly stupid and we can all have a good laugh about it"? Everyone including Boss, who just came out of the shower, nodded. What embarrassing things will be admitted in the group? Find out by reading the next chapter of Love's crazy.
Chapter eight is coming soon. If ya wanna find out what idiotic things will be said...just wait'll I post the next chapter. No flames please! And I promise to get the HP, DB, and SMcouples going next chapter. R&R!