Love's crazy
Chapter 9
By, Blue Spirit17
Disclaimer: Hamtaro ain't owned by me, it's owned by R. Kawai and I think everyone knew that already.
The second to last chapter's here everybody! Expect more hilarious stories, embarrassed ham-hams and more romance! Enjoy!

"Okay Penelope. What's the dumbest thing you've done so far in life"? Hamtaro asked the young ham-ham. Penelope thought for a moment, then "Ookwee ookyoo ookwee ookwee." Pashmina translated. "She says she tried to climb out of her cage once, but her blanket got caught in the opening. She hung there for a second before she decided to just drop out of her blanket and try to take it out. She ended up ripping it." Howdy and Stan cracked up. Penelope blushed in embarrassment. Sandy looked at her blanket and noticed a little rip with a stitch line in it. "Did like Pashmina sew it for you, Penelope"? She nodded. Pashmina smiled. Hamtaro turned to Sandy. "Your turn Sandy. What's the dumbest thing you did"?

Sandy blushed. "I was practicing twirling my ribbon and I threw it up in the air so I could catch it. It got caught on the ceiling of my cage so I jumped as high as I could to get it. It like slipped through the bars and hit me on the head." Stan was laughing harder, and Maxwell was grinning a bit himself, but put a comforting arm around her shoulders. Hamtaro looked at him. "Your turn Maxwell." Maxwell went into thought and remembered something. "Remember that day I was teaching you what being in love meant, Hamtaro"? Hamtaro nodded, and hugged Pashmina. "It would've taken me a lot longer to realize I had feelins for Pashmina if you didn't." Maxwell nodded. "Well after you left thinking you knew what a date was, I looked through everything to make sure I told you all I knew. There was one thing I forgot to tell you." Hamtaro was confused. "What"? Maxwell blushed. "How to mate." Both Hamtaro and Pashmina blushed at this, and Hamtaro nervously rubbed his head.

"That's okay, Maxwell. I think I'll learn on my own..." Everyone cracked up at this statement, except Hamtaro who was blushing like mad. He nervously turned to Panda. "Your turn Panda." Still laughing, Panda had to compose himself for a second. "I was remodeling the ham-ham park. I was working on the ferris wheel. I was done with the booths where everyone was supposed to sit and told Maxwell to turn it on because I needed someone to turn the switch on since I couldn't do it. He turned it on, and I got out, and got my paw stuck in the door of one of the booths. I went in a circle for a few minutes and when the ride stopped, I got my paw out." Oxnard winced. "Did it hurt"? Panda nodded. "A little bit. It was numb a little but it healed almost instantly so it was cool." Hamtaro nodded and turned to Oxnard. "Your turn buddy."

Oxnard's face grew hot. "I lost my sunflower seed one day..." Howdy rolled his eyes. "Like he does everyday..." The girls glared at him and he shut up. Oxnard continued. "I went to look for it, and found it in the middle of the street. Well the street was filled with cars passing by fast, so I knew I had to run as fast as I could. I waited until the cars slowed down and ran out as fast as I could. I grabbed it and ran back almost getting run over twice. I started going to the clubhouse when I ate the seed. I had to go back inside for another one." Everyone looked at him. "Were you scared Oxnard"? Cappy asked. "Yeah. It was kinda fun though." Everyone sweatdropped. Boss looked at him strangely. "Racing to the middle of the street trying to outrun cars is kinda fun"? Oxnard shrugged. "I thought it was." Everyone flatlined him. Hamtaro looked at Howdy. "Your turn." Howdy grinned.

"I went to my girlfriend Mia's place about ten days ago. I looked around and noticed her owner was in there with her. Ya'll should'a seen her! She had such a nice body that I kept starin'. Eventually she left and I ran to Mia's cage. I started to talk to her but she slapped me and said. "I saw you lookin' at my owner that way. Pervert." So I was like "babe, you gotta understand. I'm a guy. Guys do that." She was mad at me the rest of the day." Dexter huffed and Stan rolled around on the floor clutching his stomach in laughter. Dexter glared at Howdy. "I will have you know just because YOU like staring at human women and being a pervert doesn't mean us other guys do." The other guys agreed. Howdy sweatdropped as he caught the girls glaring at him again. "Uh, next!" Hamtaro nodded and turned to Stan.

"Alright Stan, as soon as you're done laughing, we're ready for your story." Stan settled down and went back to the table. "I tried flirting with this girl once and this was before I met Sarah. I said "hey babe. You look really beautiful. Ever been kissed"? She glared at me and asked me to repeat what I said. I made two mistakes on this one. I repeated what I said, and she slapped me." Boss looked at him. "What's the other mistake"? Stan rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "She walked away and took her son and daughter with her." This took a moment to process in everyone's head before they burst out laughing. Sandy smirked at him. "I like told you that flirting would get you in trouble someday." Stan glared at her. "Like you're any better when you threw your ribbon in the air, got it stuck on the roof of your cage, and tried to get it when it fell on your head"? Sandy glared. "That's it bro!" She jumped at him, and the twins started wrestling around on the floor. Maxwell tried to get Sandy off of her brother, and Boss was helping Stan. The twins glared at each other, and sat back down.

Hamtaro smiled nervously. "You guys got that outta your system"? Sandy and Stan nodded. Hamtaro nodded and looked at Boss. Boss cleared his throat knowing what the orange and white hamster was gonna say. "The dumbest thing I ever did was I put a sign on the door when you guys left because I usually leave for a while to get more food for the clubhouse. When I came back, I forgot to take the sign off, and the next morning I heard you guys outside the door but you didn't come in. I started thinking you guys were trying to play a trick on me so I went to the door. You guys were just leaving and I asked you what was up. You pointed at the sign. I looked at it, and I got embarrassed becuaseI forgot to take it down. I took it down and told you guys why it was up. I decided to just get rid of it." Everyone laughed remembering what happened that day. Cappy smiled. "Is it my turn"?

Everyone nodded, and Cappy began. "I woke up one day and couldn't feel my hat on my head. I ran around the cage looking for it. Sue came in and asked me what was going on. I tried to tell her that I lost my hat, but she just smiled, fed me and left. I searched some more and I looked in a mirror and found it was on my head." Everyone sweatdropped and Hamtaro asked a question. "Why didn't you feel your hat if it was there"? Cappy rubbed his head. "I guess because I've been wearing this hat for so long that to me it's a part of me." Everyone nodded and Dexter was up next. He shrugged. "That day when we first met each other, I woke up in my cage and found Pashmina and Penelope walking just across the door outside my owner's store. I got up and ran to say hello, but ran into the glass. It was so clean and polished that I never saw it." The girls giggled while Howdy grinned. "And you call me stupid. Eh"? Dexter glared, but Bijou interrupted before the two could fight by telling her story.

"This was that day that Maria was sick. I woke up and thought she already left for school. I ran out of my cage, but got caught by Maria. I was so surprised that I fainted. I woke up later on and found she was ill. I felt zo stupid." Dexter comforted her. "It's alright Bijou. I got caught out of my cage thinking my owner went to his workshop to work on some glasses." Boss glared at him. Hamtaro looked up at Snoozer. "What was a dumb thing you did, Snoozer"? Snoozer yawned. "I woke up today to find myself saying Sandy was hot zuzuzu." Sandy blushed. "zuzuzu I was also awake when I sang three hamgirls sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-me zuzuzu." Pashmina, Sandy, and Bijou blushed. Howdy laughed. "That was funny though." Everyone agreed. Hamtaro gently grabbed a hold of Pashmina's paw. "Your turn, Pashmina." The pink scarved hamster blushed. "This isn't exactlythe dumbest thing I've done but I accidentily tied my scarf too tight when I was getting ready to leave for the clubhouse. What's worse was that I tried to untie it, it knotted. June had a lot of trouble getting the scarf off me, but she eventually got it by untying the knot." Everyone was confused.

"How did June get it undone? Her hands were too big for your scark weren't they Pashmina"? Stan asked. Pashmina smiled. "She didn't use her hands..." Everyone looked at each other confused. Pashmina giggled. "She used her fingers." This took a moment to process, but everyone was laughing again. Finally, all eyes turned to Hamtaro. The orange and whoite furred hamster sweatdropped. "I already told you guys what the dumbest thing I did was..." Everyone continued staring at him, and he eventually gave in. "This happened a little after the time I bit the cable and got myself electrocuted. I was recovering from the shock and during this time my brain felt really numb. I looked at my whiz-wheel and started running on it. I ran so fast that the wheel was like a blur. I tripped, and went on one heck of a wild ride. Eventually, the wheel flung me straight into my house. I came back out with a huge bump on my head. I could've sworn that my head was more numb than ever, but I fell asleep before I could attempt to think straight." Everyone was in hysterics, and rolling around on the floor. Hamtaro sweatdropped. "Nice to know mine was the funniest." Everyone calmed down, and listened to hear if it was still storming. Unfortunateley, it was, except it sounded like the rain was pounding everything.

The ham-hams walked out to see what was going on, and a horrible sight filled their eyes. There smack in the middle of the city was a gigantic tornado. Panicking, the ham-hams raced back inside, and Panda turned the TV on. This could possibly be the worst storm yet to date! Exclaimed a reported on the TV. Numerous deaths have already been reported because the Tornado struck so suddenly, no one had any time to find shelter! Even all the schools have been struck down hard. I'm sorry to say that no childor teacher survived in any of the schools. The city has been completely filled with raging water, drowning some of the less lucky citizens. We will report later with more details. The ham-hams stood there in shock. The girls huddled close to each other and cried. "This can't be right." Hamtaro said sadly. Images of their owners passed through the ham-hams minds. Most of them had broken down. Boss was sad too. "I'm sorry you guys." Hamtaro sighed depressed. "It's not fair."

Uh oh! The storm took the lives of the ham-hams innocent owners! See what happens on the final chapter of love's crazy! (or maybe second to final because I might put an extra chapter up. So no worries!) I'm sry to those who were fans of the ham-hams owners but I had to do that so that I can have a good plot for the sequel! What plot can be made from the deaths of the owners? Well, read the next chapter to find out! Again, to all those fans, I apologize.
Blue Spirit17