TEEN TITANS VOLUME I
By Darkmatt
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VOLUME I
CHAPTER II
Finacials and Beast Boy
(Now with more words)
The pizza shop, we see Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire. Wait, why Beast Boy? "23 slices." Raven sighed. Raven was half-awake, Starfire was drinking some pop, and Beast Boy, was seeing how many slices of pizza he can eat without drinking. World record? City record? No. It was because he was about a few bucks above broke.
And he's spending it all, on pizza. "24 slices..." Raven said. "Why
can't we go to the Strike n' Spare instead? At least they have coffee
there." Raven continued. "I know! Let's go to the Brothers Tomato"
Starfire said. Brilliant. Tomato Brothers not only has pizza there, but
they have rich, nummy spegetti.
"My check hasn't arrived yet." Raven said, banging her head again.
"A check? But don't you write checks?" Starfire questioned. "Not today,
Starfire." Raven shruged.
40 minutes later. It was nighttime, a whole crowd gathered around Beast Boy, now on his 64th slice. And Raven and Starfire are nowhere to be found.
Because they're under the crowd of people, who are going "GO! GO! GO!
GO!" repeatively. Beast Boy was on a roll...until....
Groooooooooowl, that was Beast Boy's stomach. "Uuuugh, BATHROOM!" BB,
with lightning speed, bolted inside the resturant, and into the
bathroom.
1 hour later...Beast Boy finally emerges from the lavatory. "Ahhh,
that feels way better." Beast Boy said, relaxed. Carelessly, he went to
the drinking fountain.
And took a sip. And then gone back to Raven and Starfire, with foot-
prints all over there back. Beast Boy took another slice, and gobbled
it. "1 slice." Raven groaned. "1 slice?" Beast Boy questioned. And then
realized something. "DARN IT!!!"
Streets of Gotham City, "I almost broke the 64 mark." Beast Boy cried.
"Wouldn't matter anyway." Raven said, holding a Genus Book of World
Records. "The record is...unbelivably, 149 slices." Raven said. But all
BB did was sink his head down even more. "I still don't know why you
want to eat so many slices." Starfire questioned. That does raise a
question. God why? Don't know. Don't care. It was just a miniscular
part of the plot. NOW we get started.
"Beast Boy. I have to talk to you." Robin said. Outside Beast Boy's
room, the door opens, and behind was Beast Boy. "What is it?" He asked.
"How you ever checked what you're getting?" Robin asked. "I thought all
my expenses were covered." Beast Boy chuckled.
FLASHBACK
2 minutes later, Beast Boy's head was casted up, the only thing open was his eyes. And all Beast Boy can do is go "Mrmrmrmrfrmrrfmrrf!".
Raven enters the room. "We all learned a lesson haven't we?" She said.
"Yep. Sure have." Darkmatt said, smiling. "It doesn't hurt to take
Anger Mangament." Darkmatt continued.
Outside Titans Tower, something busts out ANOTHER window, a yellow arrow represent where he was at.
SPLASH!!! Island's Coast. Starfire was laying in the coast. When Cyborg got out of water and into the beach. "Uhhh, Star? How long have you been there?" Darkmatt question. Starfire was completely red on one side. "I find the tanning, ow, painful." Starfire groaned.
Back inside the hospital, Raven confronted Beast Boy and said. "Oh yeah, I got a letter from your insurence provider, you got to rene-"
Hey wait a minute!
END FLASHBACK
"That was just last chapter!" Beast Boy said. "Yeah, but it was off-
scene." Robin said. "Now can I continue? Robin continued. "Fine"
"Thank you." Robin whipped out a piece of paper. And then put on some
glasses. Do not know why.
Dear Beast Boy
We have had troubles with your insurence today. Even though we have been covering your insurence and keeping you show fit, we were supposed to recieve your maintenance payment for January, Febuary, March, and April. Though we do need you okay for constant episodes we are not a free buisness and because of your lack of payment we have to cease your service. You will have to pay your own bills, and have to actually pay the admittance fee to get the service back. But you may not do so for one month. Punishment is the key.
Sincerly yours,
The Blue Flame Inc. Medical Insurence Provider
"I never gotten that!" Beast Boy shouted. "Because you never bothered to look at it." Robin said. "Oh yeah, your medical bill came in." Robin gets ANOTHER letter and hands it to Beast Boy. He just goes straight down to Total...
TOTAL FEE:$2,484.32
Above Gotham City, "YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!"
Back at BB's room, "I CANNOT MAKE THIS MUCH MONEY!" Beast Boy ranted.
"Why are you yelling at me?" Robin dazed, and then soon fell to the
ground. Clearly BB is screwed. Cause I mean come on, don't I get part
of the cut damn it?!? I spend just under a million bucks every day
reading while I go rant.
Living room, Beast Boy is sobbing on a pillow in the couch. Raven, on
the other side, is trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. "Get over it." Raven
scowl. Beast Boy took his head out of the pillow, and looked at Raven.
Which kinda spooked her out. "Eww." She said. Beast Boy was bawling
like a baby. "I like you to come up with over $2,000!" Raven, backed up
a bit and said "I don't know, try doing street performence or
something. Just get away from me, you're crying all over my outfit"
Beast Boy's head was buried in Raven's cloak. :P Strong, BB. Strong,
BB.
Streets of Gotham City, there was a sign propped up on a corner of a
street said "Can you stump Beast Boy? $5.00 a try". Cyborg groaned.
"He's desperate I swear." Cyborg took a peek by the corner of a street.
There was Beast Boy, and there was Robin with a Animals Dictionary. A
crowd of people has gather around Beast Boy to see if they can name an
animal Beast Boy CANNOT shift to that is valid. Clearly he has this
made.
But of course, I like to torture Beast Boy. (No flames BB fans!) "BB what in god's name are you doing?" Cyborg questioned, while going towards Beast Boy. "Check it out! Street Performance!" Beast Boy cheered. "NOBODY CAN STUMP ME!!" "Oh nobody?"
A zookeeper (Hence the clothes) comes up and saids "I'll give it a
try." He tosses 3 one dollar bills into a box. "Take your best shot
dude!" Beast Boy taunted. "Can you shift into an American Kestral"
God what's an American Kestral? Well, I got the Internet on my hand,
so I do know it exists. Robin knows it exists.
Beast Boy didn't. "Is that real?" Beast Boy asked Robin. "Ahh! Just found it! American Kestral." Robin said. "Can I see?" Beast Boy started to loom unto Robin, until he pushed him aside and said "Sorry Beast Boy , contest's a contest." Oop. Beast Boy's owned. And the person that took his $378 dollars, was an average zookeeper. "You should've paid attention in biology." Robin said. Beast Boy, crawled into fetal position, and sobbed some more.
WINNER, RAVEN!
"Unbelivable." Cyborg said. "Can I go now?" Raven moaned. Living Room,
Robin comes in and said "Welp, I'm sorry to say that Beast Boy lost all
his money." "What did he blow it all on the slots?" Cyborg asked.
"THE SLOTS?!??!" Beast Boy, still sobbing, rushed into the room.
"Restraining order." Raven growled while holding up...well...a
Restraining order. Beast Boy backs up a few feet away. "Oh yeah! I'll
go to the Casino!" Beast Boy cheered. "Uhhh, BB, even though we don't
know why gambling's illegal, the law's the law." Cyborg said. "What are
you saying?" Beast Boy asked.
"YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER" was plastered on the Casino's doors.
"Awww man..." Beast Boy cried. "Besides, you don't have any money"
Cyborg added. Beast Boy again, crawled to fetal positon. "Ummmm.
I know!" Cyborg said. "Become a Bounty Hunter! And go get somebody that
can pay about $2,500 in cash!" Beast Boy didn't bother to get out of
fetal position. "Umm, hello? Are you listening?" Cyborg asked. "Ummmm,
I'm stuck." Beast Boy blushed, while drolling more tears and snot.
In the Strike n' Spare, we see a villain. But who is he? Brother Blood?
No. Jhonny Rancid? Hell no! Cinderblock? ...What? Well, close...it's
Slade. How did he survive that volcano? He just did. Now leave me
alone.
"Yeah, and I'll just have some coffee with that." Slade was saying to a
waiter. The waiter walks off, and into the kitchen. And Slade, bored,
whips out his Nintendo DS and started playing a random game. He hears
some doors banging, and then he heard "Slade! I'm calling you out"
"Oh great, another idiot bounty hunter." Slade sighed, put away his DS,
and went to check who it was.
Beast Boy, looking like he's ready for a fight, was looking around,
until he found Slade just a couple inches in front of him. "What the
hell do you want?" Slade scowled. "Uhhh...." Beast Boy said, paralyzed.
:P It's been a while since he seen Slade. And it looks like he was
stranger then ever. Not to mention taller. "Yeah...you just stand there
like an idiot. I'm gonna go eat." Slade said, and returned back to his
table.
5 minutes later...Beast Boy finally snaps out of it. And goes over to Slade, who is just laying down a $5 tip. Wow, he tips good. Slade turns to Beast Boy, and then says "Listen, I'm not going to take the time to obliterate somebody who can't react fast when they see me. Sorry, but not my problem." Then Slade unleashes a swift, powerful kick and sends Beast Boy...out the window. "Mark my words Slade I will claim the bounty on your head!" Beast Boy shouted, while in a trash can. "Hey a wrapped up M&Ms!"
Some abandon warehouse, Slade's going down a secret backdoor to his
chambers. (Hey, name a fortress that DOESN'T have a backdoor eh)
But what pops out when Slade opens the door, is Beast Boy. "How'd you
get in there?" Slade said, shocked. "The front door." Beast Boy
responded "You mean to be telling me...you went pass Cinderblock,
Plasmus, Overload, and my 2,347 Slade clones, just to wait for me at
the backdoor?" "Actually, I turned into a rat and went through the
ventilation system." "God damn it." Slade hissed, he grabs Beast Boy,
and prepares to throw him. But BB quickly shifts into an Elephant,
Slade tumbles...into the back door, and quickly seals it back up
before Beast Boy can react...again. "I really gotta quit doing that"
Beast Boy groaned.
Beast Boy, once again, is sneaking through the ventilation system to
get to Slade's chambers. But this time, BB wasn't so lucky. "God is
this guy that dense?" Slade said while controlling some thingies.
We turn to Beast Boy. "I betcha he wouldn't think I'd go the same route
twice." BB thought. But then, he felt his feet getting warm. "Oh oh"
He thought. He started to bolt quickly, but a little later, it was
starting to burn. Beast Boy was getting scorched. But he quickly slip
through an air vent before he got charred. BB shifted back to normal...
to be comfronted by Cinderblock, Plasmus, Overload, and Slade's army of evil clones. "Oh boy." Beast Boy said.
Back to Slade...he's watching Beast Boy get utterly obliterated, again.
"Man I should charge admission to see this." Slade thought.
9:00 P.M. in the Titans Tower Medical room. "God what were you thinking trying to get the price on Slade?" Robin said to an casted up BB. "I was desperate for money. What do you think?" Beast Boy said behind his casted up mouth. "Well, you got 3 hours, before the Bill Collector comes." Beast Boy's eyes widen, he still remembers the last time the Bill Collector, Darkmatt visited.
FLASHBACK
Beast Boy was dangling from a rope suspended on a cave ceiling, below was molten lava, directly imported from the Earth's core. "Where my money dammit?!?!" Darkmatt hissed. "PLEASE LET ME GO!!!" BB shrieked.
END FLASHBACK
Beast Boy mutterd something unintelligable, so Robin just left. :P
2 hours and 59 minutes later, Beast Boy was asleep. Somebody was in the room with him, and he laid a bag of something near him, arranged BB's hand so he'll grab it, and then fled out the window. And we'll never know who did it.
DONG! DONG! DONG! Insert 9 more dongs. Someone knocked at the door.
Robin opened the door, it was Darkmatt. "Bill collector, where's my
money?" He hissed. Robin sighed, and said "Beast Boy doesn't have it.
But come on, you can wait another day can't you?
Raven's room. SLAM!!!!! Insert Robin screaming here. "Bill Collector's
here." Raven sighed. Starfire emerges from some covers, and said "Who
was that?" "Bill collector." "Oh no. What will happen to Beast Boy
now?" "Whatever it is, I want to be part of it." Raven quit meditating,
and exited her room. But then quickly comes back in and saids "No
touch." to Starfire ready to grab a box. She quickly retracts her hand,
and Raven exited the room again.
Raven got to Robin, who was in the Medical Room. "Where is he?" Raven
asked Robin. "He's gone." Robin said. "......pardon?" Raven said,
confused. "Beast Boy was holding about $3,000 in a bag, so Darkmatt
took it and left." "Awww man and I brought the flamethrower." Raven
moaned while putting away a flamethrower.
7:00 AM, Beast Boy woke up. "Huh? Why aren't I tied up yet?" Beast Boy said.
And that was it. (Sorry to leave you hanging.) Beast Boy somehow got his long awaited luck and was able to avoid unlimited torture. But who saved his ass?!?!
Some cave, "WHERE'S MY MONEY?!??!?" Darkmatt scowled. "I GAVE IT TO BEAST BOY!!" Terra shrieked, while dangling from a rope attached to a ceiling, with molten lava at the bottom. :P
THE END!
I swear, the next scene will not be another BB torment scene. I do so solemly, or however you spelled it, swear.
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the copyright and guidelines!
Note:Copyright notice and Guidelines is from the 1st chapter, it's just the old one with added on things!
COPYRIGHT AND GUIDELINES
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Teen Titans owned by Cartoon Network
Nintendo DS owned by Nintendo
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Strike n' Spare, K-mart, Tomato Brothers, M&Ms, and Nintendo, and this
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