Teen Titans Book of Random Scenes

by Derrick Revacus

Cancelled due to the show dying and lost of interest, it was a fun thing to do though! Title selfexplordinary. Humor ahoy!

3. Nevereverevereverevereverever Land

THE BOOK OF RANDOM SCENES

TEEN TITANS

VOLUME I

By Darkmatt

I promised you no Beast Boy torture, and indeed, no BB torture. I'm
doing...

VOLUME I

CHAPTER III

Aftershock 2/2 Outtakes!

"That has Beast Boy torture in it!" Cyborg said.

"DAMN IT!" Darkmatt shouted.
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OUTTAKE 1/10:

My name is Terra, I have done horrible, horrible things before...what's
next?!? "Dammit follow the cue cards!" Darkmatt said. "Sorry!" Terra
said.

OUTTAKE 2/10:

"Okay let's see, Terra to E6 and Evil Slade Clone #1734 to E11." "Hmm,
nice move." Beast Boy said to Slade.

OUTTAKE 3/10:

"TITANS! GO!" Robin said. They charged towards Terra...then about 100
Slade clones jumped off the roof and dogpiled the Titans. "CUT!"
Darkmatt yelled, and then walked to Slade. "WHO TOLD YOU TO USE THAT
PLAN?" He said. "I thought I was supposed to be tactical." Slade said.
Darkmatt shruged, and facefalled.

OUTTAKE 4/10:

Terra's backing up from the battlefield, so she can get a moment's
peace to contact Slade. "Slade, I need help." Terra cried.
Movie Theater, Slade's watching the Matrix Reloaded "Man this is a good
movie." Slade said. His communicator was at the side of his seat
vibrating. Slade payed no attention and just continued watching.
"SLADE?!?!?" Terra shriked. Robin got on to Terra's platform, and kicks
her off. Of course, that brings Robin down to-

Wait, this is off-track. Darn it.

OUTTAKE 5/10:

Slade's chambers. Terra bolts out the door. Panting, she said "Thank
god I just got out of that alive." Slade, watching the camera filming
this, got up, and slaps Terra. "You made me lost $10,000 in repairs you
bitch!" Slade growled. "FOLLOW THE CUE CARDS!" Darkmatt moaned.
"Sorry." Slade said.

OUTTAKE 6/10:

"Uhhh, I think I'm lost..." Beast Boy said, lost in a weird place known
as the Amala Network. "I gotta quit screwing around with magic
cylinders." BB groaned. (PLAY SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 2: NOCTURNE TODAY!!)

OUTTAKE 7/10:

Beast Boy approches the doors to Slade's chambers, when he comes up to
them, he heards a familiar voice. "Damn I've lost so much money..."
"OPEN UP!!" Beast Boy growled. "Oh it's you. Screw you, Robin is my 1
and only rival. Now scram!" Slade said...but the doors open for BB. He
walks in to find nothing....but a staircase. When the doors close. BB
shifted into a Cheetah, and starting sprinting towards the stairs.

2 hours later..."GOD DOES THIS STAIRCASE EVER END?!?!" Beast Boy
thought, he's still not there. Just for kicks, he turns around to find
out it looks like he only traveled about 10 meters up the stairs.
"HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!" He began ranting.

In Slade's chamber. "Thanks for the trick Bowser." Slade said while
handing Bowser a sack of coins. "Don't mention it." Bowser said.

OUTTAKE 8/10:

Slade's chamber, the doors swing open, and Beast Boy enters. To find
Terra, in fetal position. "Umm, are you okay?" Beast Boy asked.
"Kill me." Cried Terra. "Pardon?" Terra jumps up to Beast Boy, and
begins shrieking. "KILL ME DAMN IT! I DON'T HAVE ANY CONTROL ANYMORE!!
WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CAN'T CHOOSE MY OWN PATHS!!!!!!"

At the back, we see Darkmatt. "I think we overdosed her." He said.
"Geez you think?" Slade, who was right beside of Darkmatt, said.

OUTTAKE 9/10:

Scene where Terra is about to drive a stalactite into Beast Boy.
"Terra, no." Beast Boy cried. "I have no control anymore, remember?"
Terra sobbed. Just then, the rest of the Teen Titans burst in. "Terra!
Don't...you...dare" said Robin. "Do it Terra, you OBEY your master."
Slade said. And this is where they both started to pester Terra into
making a choice one of the sides wanted.

But only after a little bit. "AHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!"
Shriked Terra, she threw the spike away, and bolted out the door.
Running as fast as she can.

Both sides were shocked............"Well what the hell do we do now?"
Slade asked. "We start over, because that's not supposed to happen."
Darkmatt groaned.

OUTTAKE 10/10:

Back to the pestering...after a bit. Slade got an idea. "Terra, if you
kill him, I'll give you control back." Slade said. Terra, for once,
look extremely happy. "No, Terra, NO!!!" Beast Boy shrieked.

And the spike drove into BB's chest. 3567 damage, enough to kill him.
The Titans, were shocked. But Terra, just went up to Slade, who was
chuckling. "So where's my control?" Terra cheered. "Oh yeah, don't
forget to kill Robin as well." Slade said.

The smile Terra was wearing fell off. "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" flamed Terra,
she lunges at Slade, and thus starts an all-out brawl.

Robin and Raven went up to the dead Beast Boy, removed the spike from
his corpse, and used a Revival Bead on him. Beast Boy slowly gets up.
"I can't belive she did that." Cried BB. "Sigh, I'll let you cry."
Raven said.

THE END!
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"That's it?" Said Raven. "That's all you wrote, how pathetic." She
continued. Darkmatt twiched a bit. "You want a real story? FINE!!"
He growled.

VOLUME I

(THE REAL!!!) CHAPTER III

Raven's day of unlimited despair.

"NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING!!" Shriked Raven. Darkmatt snickered. "Yeah,
watch what you wish for." He said.

VOLUME I

(THE REAL!!!) CHAPTER III

Never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever Land

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It was a strange day at Titan's Tower, Starfire was the only one there.
Why? Well, she was holding a note that saids

Got to go fight some guy.
He said if we bring
Starfire he'll harm the
hostage. So stay here,
and get some sleep!

Robin

Starfire of course, was too worried to go to sleep. :P She just keep
on walking and walking until..

DONGx12!!! It was midnight, there was a knock on the door. Starfire,
filled with glee, thought it was Robin and rushed to the door. But
instead, it was Darkmatt.

"Tax Collector" Darkmatt said. "Aren't you a collector of bills?"
Starfire asked. "I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT TO BE!!!" Hissed Darkmatt.
"Uhhh, my friends are not here." Starfire said, nervously. "Then I'll
help myself." Said a charging in Darkmatt, who just ran over Starfire.

Darkmatt, fueled with confidence, started tearing up room to room for
money. Starfire was shocked...too shocked to do anything about it.
Darkmatt stops at the note Robin left Starfire. "...Why are you awake
at Midnight?" Darkmatt asked. "B-because, you woke me up?" Starfire
stammered. "...Touche" Darkmatt said, and resume tearing up the place.

Starfire's room, Starfire is trying to sleep, but thanks to the
carelessness of Darkmatt, she's wide awake. And of course, nothing
she can do about it. "Ohhh, I was I had a world of my own to escape
too." Starfire said to herself...and then she immediately jumps up to
find a tranqualizer dart. "What the?" Starfire asked, and turned to
Darkmatt at the door, pathetically trying to hide a tranqualizer gun.
"What?" Darkmatt said. But before she can react, Starfire fell to the
ground.

Starfire woke up a little later, but it felt like it was god windy.
It really was, she peeked out her window and realized she was in the
middle of a tornado. And a whole bunch of projectiles were in there
with her. Including a cow, which crashed through the window and into
Starfire. Eventually, the Titans Tower shot out of the tornado, and
lands upside-down into some plains. Starfire...slowly but surely,
brought herself up, and out of the tower via the window. "Uhhhh...."
Starfire said to herself. "I don't think I'm in Gotham City anymore..."

Just then, some random townspeople from a nearby village approches
thealien girl. "Who the (CENSORED!) is she?" Cried a man.
"She's the witch! TheWicked Witch of the Wacky Wild Women
wharabtoutbububu." Cried a woman."What?" Said the man. "THE
WITCH!!!" Cried the woman, again. Andeverybody fled back to their
village, shouting"THE WITCH IS HERE!!!"

Starfire...just stood there. "This is....a very strange place indeed."
Starfire was able to say. "Not as strange as the castle." Starfire
heard Terra's voice.

Indeed, Terra appears inside a bubble. Unfortinaly, it rolls right past
Starfire. "ACCK! GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!" Cried Terra. She rolls
out of Starfire's vision. Cue a pop, some screams of pain. And Terra
running back up to Star, with a bruise on her head. "....Terra?" Star
said, confused. "Yeah?" Terra replied. "....Is this were dead people
go to?"

Cue Terra facefalling, "NO!" shouted Terra. "It's Never-ever-ever-ever-
ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-
ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-"

2 hours later.

"EVER-EVER-EVER LAND!!!" Terra shouted, then shortly collapses. After
20 seconds, Terra was able to get back up. "I can grant you back home."
Terra said. "Really?!?" Cheered Star. "Please return me to my home!"
She continued. "Uhhhhh....." Terra said while looking at a banged up
giant T building. "Oh yeah, and 1st, fix it!" Starfire smiled. "Let me
finish what I was saying." Said Terra. "Okay." ........"Ahem, I can
grant you back home, if you get the magic red shoes from the Wizard of
Oz, help out 3 people, and defeat the Wicked Witch of the Wild Wacky
Wahporabluts..." Terra sanked her head, then got back up. "THE WITCH!"
She finished. More panic began from the nearby town, including raining
pipes and another cow...that landed on Starfire. "Ow...yes...I will do
what you said." Star groaned. "But...I could use some help." She
continued. "Just follow the Yellow Brick Road." Terra said. "Okay."
Star agreed.

She started walking on the nearby road..."Uhhh, other way." Terra said.
"Oh! Sorry!" Starfire said. She backtracks, and starts going the
opposite direction. "...sigh...god I hate my job." Terra said under
her breath.

And so, Starfire began on her quest...just walking along...until a
lion jumps out of a nearby bush!!!

"Halt! I cannot let you pass!" Said the lion. Star shrieked. "Until I
tell you a moral!" The lion continued..."Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Starfire was about to speak, "No wait I can do it." but the Lion
interupted her. "Oh come on, come on..................I got to have
something...." the lion continued. "How about I help you?" Starfire
said. "Oh no not really I don't need any help." The lion said........

The lion glomps Starfire. "PLEASE HELP ME! I'M ALWAYS PICKED ON AND
THEY MAKE FUN OF ME ALL THE TIME!!!" He shriked. Star was too shocked
to answer. "Uhhhh....who's they?" She was able to ask. "I DON'T KNOW!!
I WOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE IF I WAS ABLE TO SAY MORALS!!!"
The lion continued. "How about you-" Star said. "BUT I CAN'T! I'LL
ALWAYS LIFE A MEANINGLESS PITIFUL-"

"MR. LION!!!!!!!!" Starfire shouted to finally get time to speak. "How
about you come with me? I'm sure the Wizard of Oz could grant these
morals, of which you speak." "You know the Wizard of Oz?" "I'm going to
meet him and get some shoes. Want to come along?" "I would love too!
I can't use my name in a moral, so just call me Lion guy!" Starfire
raised an eyebrow..."How about.....the Moral-less Lion?" "...THAT'S
GENIUS!! HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!!?!?" The lion glomps Star AGAIN. "Get off
me please." Starfire choked.

And so, we got the Moral-less lion, but soon they found a man in a
costume made of tin material appliances. "Ummm, hello." Starfire
greeted. "Hey." The man said. "Can...I assist you in something?" Star
asked. The tin man approches Starfire and said. "You the 1st person to
actually care..." "Uhhh....you're welcome?" "Can you take me to the
Wizard of Oz?" "I would love too! What is your problem?" The tin man
sank his head and said "I wasn't always a tin man." "Ohh..." Starfire
said while taking a step back. "That's horrible, who did this to you?"
She continued. "If I mention her name, she'll kill me." Starfire was
shocked..."Uhhh, never mind then. Want to come with us? I'm going to
the Wizard of Oz to get some magic shoes!" "And I'm going there
because I want to be able to say morals." The lion said. "Cool! Let's
go!!" The tin man said. "You can just call me the tin man, it won't
matter." He continued. "Alright! Let us go forth!!" Star cheered.
"YEAH!" The lion and the tin man both said.

And another! But along the way, they gone into a corn field, where theysee a moving scarecrow. "Ummm, hello. You must be alive too, I am
Starfire. Do you need something from the Wizard of OZ?" Starfire said.
Yeah, she's getting used to this. But this time...the scarecrow jumps
up and tackles Star. "I'LL TELL YOU DAMN WELL WHAT I NEED
FROM THE WIZARD!!!" She hissed.

"I need Urbal Tea..." She then whisperd to Star. "Uhhh....okay, you
can join....just...please do not tackle me again." Star cried. ".......
.....okay." The scarecrow said, and another!!!

Finally, the grouped reached the Castle of Oz!!!!!! Insert lightninghere.
Starfire approches the door, and knocks. "Go away." Someone said.

"We need to visit you." Starfire replied. "Too bad, get out of here."
Starfire was irritated. "If you don't, I will have to use force." She
said. "Ahhhh! Please don't hurt me Witch!" "...I'm not a witch..."
Starfire said under her breath. "I'll let you in! Just don't kill me!!"
The guy said. And the door opens, they approched a large room,
withsome giant head floating in the center. It was Darkmatt's head.

"WhO dArEs DiStUrBs My SlUmBeR?!?!?" The head growled. "Wrong movie!"
The tin man said. "Oh sorry." Darkmatt replied. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
WANT??!?!" He continued. "Ummm..." Starfire said. "I need some magic
shoes, the lion wants to be able to say morals, the tin man wants to
not be a robot, and the scarecrow, wants Urbal Tea." She continued.
"I NEED URBAL TEA!!!" The scarecrow hissed. "Whoh! Angry bitch!"
Darkmatt said. "Okay fine, let's start with..........you." He continued
while pointing to the tin man.

"Uhhh....I want to be a human again." The tin man said. "....Are you
(CENSORED!)ing nuts? It's great to be a robot! Look at Al of Full
Metal Alchemist, and then tell me you want to be human!" Darkmatt
ranted. "Buuut...since I'm generous today, I'll make out half human..."
Darkmatt continued.

And with some spiffy SFXs, the tin man was now (a) Cyborg, half man,
half robot. "Happy?" Darkmatt hissed. "Uuuuhhh sure I can live with
that." Cyborg said. "Okay, LION BOY! COME FORTH!!"
The lion, propelled with fear, staggered up to the author's head. "Uhh,
I would be happy if you grant me the power of being able to say
morals" He said. ".....That'll just make you be annoying, dumbass! I
really don't want to get a moral when I don't want one! And I'm sure
nobody else wants to too!!" Darkmatt ranted....again...

"But.....I'm worthless without morals." The lion cried. "...Wellll, if
you want it that badly. Read this." Darkmatt said. The giant book falls
from the ceiling. "Read it, and you'll get the power." He continued.
"Alright!" The lion said with glee, as he opens up the book, and starts
reading. "You...I don't grant wishes to flaming bitches." Darkmatt
said. "YoU BeTtEr...." The scarecrow hissed. "OKAY! OKAY! I give you...
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF URBAL TEA!!!!!" Darkmatt continued. And with some
more spiffy SFXs, a whole bunch of stuff appears in front of the scare-
crow.

It WAS Urbal Tea, but it wasn't already made. :P "What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?" The scarecrow hissed. "You DO have a coffee
maker right?" Darkmatt replied. "......#$" The scarecrow said, and
rushed out the door. "Okay. I HAVE GRANTED YOUR WISHES!!!" "Wait!"
Star said. "You forgot me! I need shoes!" She continued. "Red magic
shoes?" Darkmatt said. "Yes!" Star answered. "Sorry, I just ran out.
But you can get some more in.....2 years." Darkmatt said.

Star's hope....was crushed. "There has to be something you can do!"
Star said. But just then, he heard whispering. "I'll check." Cyborg
said. He searched around until he found a curtain, and opens up the
curtain, to reveal Blackfire. "Sister!" Star shrieked. "DAMN IT! HOW
DO YOU DO IT?!?!" Blackfire hissed. "How did you get out of probation?
......again?" Starfire asked. "Long story short." Blackfire said.

FLASHBACK

A poker room. "Four Aces." Darkmatt said. "Straight Flush." Blackfire
smirked. "DAMN IT!" Darkmatt growled. And hands over all his chips.
"I win." Blackfire said. "Fine, deal's a deal, you're off probation.
Though, I WILL kick your ass next time." Darkmatt growled.

END FLASHBACK

"The author needs to stop playing poker." Cyborg said.
"And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!" Blackfire said. Cyborg shifts his
arm into his fable Proton Cannon. "Let's test that theory." Cyborg
said. And Cyborg fires......water....at Blackfire..."Oh yeah I forgot
Proton Cannons weren't made yet." Cyborg said. "Ahhhh!!!! I'm melting!!!
MELTING!!! This is the worst weakness anybody has!!! Hell, this is the
WORST role I ever played!!! I will get you sister DEAR..." And that
was Blackfire's last words before she turned into a puddle.
And just then, Terra came to the room hopping, tied up to a chair.
"Terra! Where were you?" Starfire asked. "That bitch sneak attacked me
and threw me in her closet. Oh yeah, and I found some magic red shoes
in there." Terra replied. "REALLY?!?!" Starfire said, then glomped
Terra. "Urrrk, chest cavity, collapsing." Terra choked.
And then after some untieing and some trading, Starfire was ready to
go home. "Thanks for getting rid of that one witch." Terra said. "And
thank you Terra for getting me home." Starfire said. "There's just one,
more, thing, you have to do...." Terra said. "What is it?" Starfire
asked.

"Say "Blackfire is your god" 300 times?" Terra said. "What the hell?"
She continued. Off stage, Blackfire was holding up a badly drawn cue
card with "Say "Blackfire is your god!" 300 times!", but just then,
Darkmatt enters the studio, hopping, tied up to a chair. "I AM GOING TO
KILL YOU BIATCH!!!!" Darkmatt growled. Blackfire shrieked, and ran
away.

The cast just stared...................................................
"I wonder what's on TV." Terra said, and left the studio.

THE END!
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The plot of the real Chapter 3 was of course, ripped off/based off of/
whatever The Wizard of Oz. Which I do not own!
Thanks for reviewing! And reading! Can't forget that!

REVIEW RESPOND TIME!!!
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Thanks to all that reviews! I will gladly respond to reviews that
were made to the previous chapter (Chapter 2) here.

corza12002
-another funny one and what will come next no one knows (well maybe the writer does)

No seriously, I don't know at the start. I just dig into my bank of
memories and see what I can come up with. :P

titanfan
-wicked ausem please write more ASAP

I have been writing them ASAP. XX Amazing huh? I don't do this often.

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