THE BOOK OF RANDOM SCENES
TEEN TITANS
VOLUME I
By Darkmatt
I'm still adapting to Wordpad. :P You might notice this chapter to be a aligned different, well I'm tired of having to go back and REALIGN my WHOLE STORY. (Fix this please None the less, that ain't stopping me from bringing the
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VOLUME I
CHAPTER IV
Happy Spagetti and Cheese Day!
(Or, The Author's Day of no Plot)
Titans Tower Kitchen, it's dinner time! And the Titans are having...
SPAGETTI! ...AND CHEESE!
And now...offstage, to the Villains Staff Lounge! Where we find Slade, Red X, and many other people...wait...Red X? ...whatever. "I wonder what we're having today?" Red X said. "I know." Slade responded.
"SPAGETTI!" He shouted. Which with the booming sound waves, picked up Red X like wind..and sends him crashing through the door...dizzy. "Ohh my ribs, good thing I'm wearing ear plugs behind this mask." Red X groaned. Slade jumped onto him. "AND CHEESE!"
Slade shouted...again.
Back inside, we see Darkmatt...and Brother Blood. "...How much coffee has he been having?" Blood said. "Don't know." Darkmatt said, then threw his can of pop into a nearby trash can. "Don't care." He continued.
Back onstage, everybody's eating...I'm not gonna say it again. "You know you want to." Cyborg said. "Okay fine." Darkmatt groaned.
SPAGETTI! ...AND CHEESE!
Just then, Raven immediately spit out the food that was in her mouth...onto Beast Boy. "Urrgh, what is this crap?" She groaned. She took a closer look...to find tofu in her SPAGETTOAI!...and tofu in her CHEASHE! "Oops. Sorry, must've gotten a bit on your bowl."
Beast Boy said.
Raven..jumped out of her seat, onto Beast Boy. "I've had enough of this damn it! Everywhere I find, there's tofu! And I know you're always leaving it behind! Tofu in my bed, tofu in my book, tofu in my mirror-" Raven ranted. The rest was shocked. "AND-" She continued..and then reveals the inside of her cloak to be covered with tofu. "TOFU IN MY CLOAK!" She hissed. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M GOING TO TOMATO BROTHERS!" And with that, Raven...disappears..."Beast Boy...that'll explain the big hips." Robin said. Beast Boy's hips has gotten a bit big. And that just made Beast Boy's face turn red...and then made his head blow up.
Tomato Brothers! Raven is sitting at a booth eating, all together now...
"SPAGETTI!" Darkmatt, and everybody in the resturant shouted. "Owww, my ears." Raven groaned. "AND CHEESE!"
DM, and the resturant people, continued. "I think I'm deaf..." Raven moaned.
And just then, somebody walked out the restrooms...somebody...that was bad...to the bone...Brother Blood. "Nobody better go in there! I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!" Blood said...everybody stared at him, and then he walked to his booth. "Man I love that line." He said...and whatdoyaknow? His booth is just right behind Raven's. And...he caught Raven's attention. Hey, we actually got a plot going, unbelivable. Raven walked up to Blood and said "Brother Blood." "Ahh...you...ummmmmmm...uhhhh...who the hell were you again?" Blood said. Of course Raven can't hear him, she's deaf! "...Muttering to yourself won't save you." Raven said. "I am not muttering to myself you ignoraimence (Spelled right?)!" Blood scowled. "...What?" Blood twitched a bit, walked up to her ear...and instead of shouting what he just said. He shouted "I'M HAVING SPAGETTI!" Which...blew Raven away...she went back up to Blood...just to get blasted by "AND CHEESE!"
"Hey...I can hear conversation, I can hear again!" Raven said...and then immediately turned her attention to Blood. "You." She said. "Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven levitated a nearby chair, and hurled it to Blood. "Oh oh, MAKARAKARN!" Blood said.
Created Anti-Magical shield!
Instead of smashing into blood, a force field reflected it back into Raven, crashing into her, and sending her out the window. "God damn it I can't enjoy a dinner at a decent place without having to send somebody out the window anymore." Blood groaned, and then walked out the door. A nearby waitress said "Sir! You forgot to pay for your-"
All people in the resturant, and passing by drivers said "SPAGETTI!"
All people in the resturant, and passing by drivers said "AND CHEESE!" shortly after.
"What?...God damn it." Raven groaned. She was deaf again.
Good god almighty! It's the offstage Villians Staff Lounge! "Yano what I haven't been doing, I haven't been seeing what's going on with the chapter. What kind of author am I?" Darkmatt said...and then realized he was sitting next to Plasmus...who was dripping masses of gross stuff onto Darkmatt's head. "...Eww." Darkmatt said, and then quickly moved his food before it got gross stuff on that, moved to a different table, and then quickly ran to the bathroom. And now, to the bar, where we see Red X. "Urrrgh, I almost had the jackpot." Red X groaned while holding a scratch card. "Give me another glass of 7-up." He continued. "Sir that makes 237,546,243,457,342,569 glasses. You should stop." The bartender said. "I need something to wash down my-"
"SPAGETTI!" Red X, and
everybody in the lounge, and Darkmatt in the lavatory, shouted.
"AND CHEESE!" Red X, and
everybody in the lounge, and Darkmatt in the lavatory, shouted again.
Raven, was just outside...and got blasted by the loud noise. "Stupid villians only rule..." Raven groaned. "Hey, I can hear conversations...I can hear again! Again!" Raven cheered.
Back onstage, Titans Tower, Robin is walking around in circles, but just then, Cyborg enters the random hallway. "No sign of Raven." Cyborg said. "Urrrgh, whrere is she?" Robin said. "We looked at all the depressing cafes in Gotham, where could she be?" He continued. "On the sidelines of the studio, waiting to be called by the plot?" Cyborg said. "Hey! That's it! We'll just get her here via the plot!" ..."But how?" ..."Give me some time."
...How are they supposed to do that when this has no plot? ...I've been lazy all day! It's a conspiracy! It's, another rant! "That makes me 235,564, you, -666" Raven said. Offstage, the game room, where, when you're free, you can go ahead and get bored via the games inside. "I hate this game." Beast Boy groaned. "Me too." Raven said, and then she leave...
I'm failing to start a plot in all the wrong places. What's wrong with me? ...Do I have Writer's Block again? Dammit! ...Yano what, continue the story without me, I'm lying down. Titans Tower, Raven goes in and saids "Hello...I'm home." Raven continues searching. "Where the hell is everyboy?" She continued.
Gotham City...the rest of the Titans are searching around for Raven again...bah. And it's not getting anymore intersting. Hell, they're even checking Slade's Chambers...with Slade inside. "Ahh...Titans..." Slade said. "What the hell are you doing here?" Robin said. "...I dunno. I finished my-"
Everybody appeared into the chambers and shouted "SPAGETTI!"
then dissappeared.
Everybody appeared into the chambers again and shouted "AND CHEESE!"
then dissappeared.
"And then I got bored, and went here." Slade said. "...Oh (CENSORED!) I'm tied to the plot now am I?" He groaned. Robin charged up to attack...and missed. "...Come on Robin that was crap, you can do better then that." Slade taunted. Robin, jumped back up to attack Slade again...and just missed again. "...You can't hit crap...speaking of which-" Robin tried to attack again...this time Slade countered and threw him to the ground. "Hey let me talk bitch!" Slade growled. "Sorry." Robin groaned. "Anyway, speaking of which, look what I have behind, DOOR NUMBER 1!"
And giant rusty door opened to reveal..."A giant blender?" Robin said. "But guess who's on top?" Slade said. ...with Plasmus, Cinderblock, and Overload on top. "...cliched much?" Robin said. "...What did I say about letting me talk?" "Let you?" "...Jerk. Anyway, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!"
Trap doors open up under the 3 monsters, sending them into the blender, and then it turns up, grinding up the 3...turning them into crap, stone, and a computer chip. It all drained out the blender...and then the Plasmus/Cinderblock/Overload combination monster shoots out a nearby chute! ...to crash and splatter all over a wall.
"...Yano maybe I shouldn't have added a speed boost." Slade said...and then got cheap shot by Robin. "What made you do it in the 1st place?" Robin said. "It looked pretty!" Slade groaned...and then immediately got back up and uppercuts Robin. "But trust me I WON'T dissapoint you. I got Plan B." Slade said...and whips out a giant cliched plot device bazooka of flaming death. "...ummm...overkill?" Robin said. Slade fires...and obliterates Robin. Exactly! Overkill! "...I did it...I killed Robin...was that what I was suppose to do?" Slade said. Robin drops onto Slade. "I had an extra life...or 2...or 5...or 10...or 59." Robin said. "DAMN THOSE EASY 1-UPS IN SUPER MARIO 64 DS!" Slade groaned.
And so...Slade was captured...OR WAS HE? He played Houdini when traveling in the Police Car...now he's out again...whoppe...
Anyway, Robin returned to Titans Tower...and everybody was there. "Hey guys. Missed me?" Robin greeted. "No." Raven said. "Where have you been?" "In the arsenal, getting heavy infantry, like this giant homing missle launcher." Raven holds out her new toy...and accidently fires it...and overkills Robin. "RAVEN!" Cyborg said. "Oops." Raven said..."THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! ROBIN IS-" Robin reappears and had "Robin x 58" on top of him. "...never mind." Cyborg said. "Heey." Raven said, got up, and stared at Robin evily "When the hell did you get so many extra lives?" She continued. "Yeah!" Beast Boy agreed. "Uhhh...when I finished shooting for Chapter 3...I went out...and got more extra lives from Super Mario 64 DS."
"YOU BASTARD! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE US!" Beast Boy growled. "Well hey, look on the bright side, we got ourselves a living punching bag." Everybody looms in onto Robin. "...uhhh...friends don't hurt each other?" Robin sweaked.
Insert black screen and several fists landing and explosion noises, and a screaming Robin. And for kicks, a "OW THAT WAS MY GROIN!" scream from Robin.
Offstage at the Kitchen...Darkmatt's cleaning dishes. A guy's gotta do everything here doesn't he? And then it stroked Midnight. "Oh thank god Spagetti and Cheese day is over." Darkmatt groaned, he immediately dropped his tools and took off the kitchen gear. "I'm never having this holiday again." He continued.
THE END!
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