Teen Titans Book of Random Scenes

by Derrick Revacus

Cancelled due to the show dying and lost of interest, it was a fun thing to do though! Title selfexplordinary. Humor ahoy!

5. Some Random Mob Meeting

THE BOOK OF RANDOM SCENES

TEEN TITANS

VOLUME I

By Darkmatt

Man, I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored-bored, boooororoooorororororooroorrrrrred. But I still wield the next Chapter. Go nuts.

(The 1st snail update. Told ya)

VOLUME I

CHAPTER V

Some Random Mob Meeting

(Or, Another Incompleted Story Darkmatt Will Never Finish)

"We've just found out that there is a secret underground meeting in the Docks." Robin announced. "Waaaaait a minute." Raven

said.

Titans Tower, living room, "That's sounds too obvious." She continues. "Either way, we have to find out what they're planning." "That's what you said about Brother Blood...then...if Cyborg wasn't half human, we would've gotten our asses whooped. Now, I can just tell you, Blood has gotten a deal to appear a 4th time, just like Slade has gotten a deal to appear a 5th time."

"Ummm, guys, are we ever going to go?" Cyborg said impatiently. "Yeah dude, we are completely off plot." Beast Boy added. "Ask her, not me." Robin groaned. "Okay fine." Raven scoofed. "Anyway, someone told us that there was going to be a meeting about us. The problem is, everybody that's going to be there, is going to be a villain." She continued. "But waaaaaait...is there a reason why we should go?" Cyborg said. "Because whatever they're planning, we need to stop it before it happens." Robin explained the obvious. "Let me tell you a little story Robin." Raven said.

"There was a chicken in a farm. And a chick told him about a great chicken feast being held in a forest, he went to the feast, to soon find out that all that were there were foxes, and the chicken, was the feast...

He died shortly after he figured it out." Raven explained. "We still have to try." Robin said, with confidence of course, but you already know that. "This is going to be the end of all of us..." Raven thought.

A random underground base under the sea, everybody that was a villain and didn't have problems that prevents them from attending a mob-style meeting were there. The highlight of the gang was Brother Blood. But hey, when isn't he? "ORDER!" Blood shouted. "Now then, we have all come here today to discuss the destruction of the Titans." Blood said, and winked. "RIGHT?" "RIGHT." Everybody said, and winked. "Okay now, 1st order." Blood said...here's where it got boring.

Back up on land, landlubbers, the Titans were just outside. "Whatever's inside, we attack with full force." Robin said. "...Whatever. I'll just wait outside and stand guard just in case anybody else comes in." Raven said. "No, if something happens, we need your powers to retreat." Raven twitched a bit. "I thought you said 'No retreat, no surrender.'" Raven hissed. Robin groaned and said "Fine, wait outside."

And so, the Titans minus Raven goes into the cold building, to find it 'seemingly' completely unguarded. So, they advanced.

Onwards they go into the area, to find an elevator. "It looks obvious it's a trap. Let's go into the stairs." Robin said. "What stairs?" Cyborg said, starring into apparently the way into the stairs...without the stairs. "Well we can't take the elevator. They'll know we're coming." "Well we all can't scale down the stairs." "Dude! You're NOT going to leave me behind again!" Beast Boy growled. "Well the only good transformations you can do are Bears, Tigers, Dinosaurs, and Rhinos...all too big and too noisy." Cyborg explained. "But that's unfair!" "SSSShhhhh, think, STEALTH..." Robin whispered. "Riiight, Beast Boy, my point is made." Cyborg whispered. "...FI-" Beast Boy hissed. "SSShhhhhh." Robin said. "Fine." Beast Boy rolled his eyes. "Ummmm, should I have lines?" Starfire said, confused. "No, it's your job to stay there and look stupid." Darkmatt said. "Waaaaait, dude, I can fly. Why are you leaving me?" Beast Boy complained. "Because...you're an idiot." Cyborg said...and Beast Boy just flamed some more.

AND so, Robin, using a Grappling hook, and Starfire, carrying Cyborg, scales down the ersatz staircase. (In no relation to The Ersatz Elevator, though it might be god dark beyond words and completely unexplored like the elevator, this is NOT a shameless ad for you to read A Series of Unfortinate Events.) Finally, the Titans minus Raven and Beast Boy reaches a bottom, but they can't see the door. "It's too dark. Star, a little help?" Cyborg whispered. Star charges up a starbolt for some light, no effect though, they can't seem to find a door even with the light. "Did they even intend to put a door?" Cyborg groaned. "Don't most staircases have a destination?" Starfire questioned. "Yeah, why would somebody build a staircase that leads nowhere?" Robin puzzled. "Maybe because it was made to be a secret warehouse for mob meetings that no superheroes were supposed to find out." Cyborg joked. "Mob meeting?" Robin questioned. "Oh did I say mob? I meant villians, villians." Cyborg corrected. "Guys? I see something." Star said. "The door?" Cyborg grinned. "No, I see a sign." "Well what does it read?" Robin asked. "It reads 'Fake Staircase that's actually a Pancake Maker, if you're reading this sign, you're (CENSORED!) screwed?" Starfire puzzled. "...Oh boy." Cyborg said, worried.

Indeed, they should, because they can know actually see some movement, the ceiling was approching...fast. "Oh god, Starfire! Do something!" Robin paniced. "What?" Starfire paniced. "Fire!" Starfire, started unleashing random starbolts at random locations, to no avail. "Measuring the digits and doing some arithmatics that nobody knows about, we have 20 seconds!" Cyborg paniced. Panic panic panic, that's all the titans did. Because death was approching rapidly, and they aren't getting anywhere. "10 SECONDS!" Cyborg said. "QUIT MAKING US PANIC MORE!" Robin paniced, s'more. "SORRY!"

Fortinate for them, this is NOT The Series of Unfortinate Events, a starbolt strikes a walls and blows an opening. "QUICK! RUN!" Robin screamed. Robin quickly bolted through, Starfire flew swiftly through, and Cyborg, going as fast as he can, takes 1 final leap to determine his fate.

SLAM! The ceiling harshly smashes into the floor, "ALRIGHT! I MADE IT!" Cyborg said triumpithly, "Ummm..." Starfire said, worried. Cyborg's was only the upper body..."What? Hey do you guys just got bigger?" Cyborg looks down, and screams. "Well, so much for stealth." Robin said. "Why haven't anybody come?" Starfire asked. "...Oh yeah, this is SO a trap."

1 floor below, "Crap, they're on to us." Blood moaned.

1 floor above, "We HAVE to continue on." Robin explained. "You say that all the damn time!" Cyborg flamed. "You're just mad because you're my size." "...Robin...stop." "Bu-" "Just stop. I'm leaving...well...I wish I could leave. Star, a little help?" "Gladly!" Star smiled. And Starfire carries Cyborg, and leaves. "Starfire, wait!" Robin said. "Urrrgh, how many practice courses have we done again? I lost count." Robin muttered to himself.

"B42, this is as low as it goes." Robin said to himself, Robin then shortly proceeds to a door entitled 'MOB MEETING ROOM', "This is it. Okay team, get-" Robin then realizes that, his team's gone. "...uhhhh, what the? Hello? Guys? Where are you?"

Pizza Parlor. "Man I'm so glad we jumped the gun out of that mission." Raven said, and then shortly took a sip out of her drink. "Yep. And look, we have a guest tonight." Cyborg said, then took a giant bite out of his pizza. But, below Cyborg, we see Gizmo, using some parts and tools to repair Cyborg, and excessively swearing to himself. "Keep on working Gizmo, author's orders." Cyborg said. And then the titans laugh, and Gizmo cursed some more to himself.

Godfather Meeting Room, "...3...2...1..." Blood said to himself. And then Robin bursts through the door. "SLA-" Robin began to said, but then realizes it's Blood. "It's Brother Blood, jackass. B-L-O-O-" Blood taunted. "BROTHER BLOOD!" Robin said. "Congratulations, you pass the 1st grade." Blood said, then got up. "Your little plan ends now." "Yeah, yeah, demoralize my evil ways, blah blah blah-ATTACK ME ALREADY!" Robin charges up to Blood, and jumps, and kicks.

But all he kicks, is an invisible wall. And lands into a villian, to soon realizes everybody was just a dummy. "A trap." Robin said. "You must be the dumbest out of the Titans, you're the only one here! What gives?" "What are you planning?" "I'm not planning a damn thing fool! This was a trap! To capture and then defeat the Titans once and for ALL! But unfortinaly, I only got there leader, pity." Blood, pushes a button.

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. SELF DESTRUCT IN T MINUS 7:00

"I'm out of here." Robin said, he runs away, but collides with another invisible wall. "Hey! What the?" He added. Then Robin was shortly picked up off the floor, when he stopped moving, he tried to get out of what seemed to be an invisible cube. "You can't break out, but enough force to that cube will break it open. I will see you, in the afterlife." Blood smirked, and he teleported away. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Apparently, he will.

Pizza Parlor. "I'M BACK BABY!" Cyborg said, triumpithly. "That'll be 200 bucks." Gizmo said. "..." SLAM! Cyborg kicks

Gizmo out of the parlor. "I have to say, he did a pretty good job." Raven complimented. "Yeah, I hate to say it, but he's right." Cyborg said. "I don't see anything to put in my circutry." "Oh yeah, I got this as a present." Raven said, and

holds up a remote control. "I don't even know what it does." Raven tosses it to the side, and it tilts down.

Cyborg suddenly moves back, off the top floor. into the ground. "Ow..." Cyborg groaned. Raven picks the RC back up, and this time, she moves it up. Cyborg goes straight into the wall. "OW! What's going on?" Cyborg said. "Everybody keeps on

asking me questions they know I don't know the answer to." Raven groaned while playing with the RC. "What's this button do." She continued, and pushed a button. And then it looks like Cyborg was firing his Proton Cannon towards the wall. "Sorry!" Cyborg groaned. "...This must be, a controller for...Cyborg...wow..." Raven said. "...welp, time to have some fun." She continued. Just then, Beast Boy ran up to Raven. "Raven! Cyborg's going nuts!" He yelled. "...Get off me." Raven growled.

Beast Boy, being a good boy, slowly gets off. "I got this nifty controller and I can make Cyborg do whatever I please." Raven smiled. "Cool! Can I try?" "NO." Beast Boy backed up some more. "Go away, I dunno, make a fool out of yourself, but

just don't do it here." Raven continued. Raven's communicator started to play that ringtone. Raven got it out. "Raven." Raven said.

"I know I've never said this before. BUT I SO NEED HELP!" Robin yelled.

SELF DESTRUCT IN T MINUS 3:54-53-52-51-

"...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nope." Raven said, and puts her communicator away. "Shouldn't we help him?" BB asked. "You can, I'm not. I've never had this much fun before." Raven said.

Just outside the building, we see Blood, relaxing on a chair and drinking some Fruit Punch. "This explosion is going to be

magnificant." Blood said to himself. But just below, we see BB as a squid, taking the easy way down. "I wonder why we didn't use the T-Sub?" BB said to himself. Eventually, he reached the bottom, he turns into a sword fish...and slashes

into the building. He quickly shifts back to normal, and starts checking rooms...when just behind him was the room Robin

was in.

0:25-24-23-22-21

Robin was gritting his teeth. "Well I guess this is it, what I get for being so confident eh author?" Robin said.

"Umm hum. Curiousity killed the Robin." Darkmatt agreed.

5-4-3-

"This is it." Robin closed his eyes.

1-...MALFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION,

"...heh heh heh heh heh, I forgot the rule about the main character can't be removed from the show. Heh heh," Robin chuckled. But just then, water started to rapidly flood the room. "...You got to be kidding me." Robin groaned.

What happens next, I could never figure out. Somehow the Titans freed Robin, got out before the warehouse was filled with

water, and went back home for some pizza. The End.

"Dude, Lemony Snicket does a WAY, WAY more better job then you." Beast Boy said.

"Beast Boy..." Darkmatt hissed.

"Yes?"

"I'M NOT LEMONY SNICKET!"

Stupid Writer's Block.

THE END

"NOR AM I EVEN RELATED TO THE GUY! Jesus!"

:P What can I say? And there ain't anything I can put in here either...man I'm sick.

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