Chapter 2: Iris's message (I)

I woke up the next morning. Looked down at those peasants. I loved being higher in rankings than them. May was still a asleep in my bed. I still remember the day when I stopped being friends, with that Jet, I believe his name was. Today marked the 11-year Anniversary of when I became one of the Elite Four members. Also when I left that crummy village and Jet. May was turning in bed as I dressed. My butler James Coarse entered the room, when I finished dressing.

"Good Morning Master Iris."

"Morning, Coarse." I replied.

"How are you this morning?" He asked.

"Good," I replied, "What's for breakfast?"

"What would you like?"

"Can you make some eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, pancakes, waffle, and some of that delicious syrup." I said.

"As you wish." He replied.

"Oh, and Coarse." I started.

"Yes, Master Iris?" He stared at me as if I had something important to say.

"Can you get Prince Korma on the phone?" I asked.

"As you wish Sir."

He left. I walked down stairs and sat in the dining room. I stared into the kitchen. I watched Coarse make my breakfast. He took two eggs and cracked them. He put them in a frying pan. He put two pieces of toast in the toaster. Opened a fresh pack of bacon and fried it. One piece dropped on the floor. He didn't seem to pick it up. In the second toaster we have, he put two waffles. And he started on the pancakes. In 15 minutes he had finished. He made me two pancakes, two waffles, two pieces of bacon, two eggs, two pieces of toast, some fine syrup, and fresh squeezed orange juice. I picked up my fork.

"And what would you like Madam May?"

"Nothing much, just a slice of bacon, and some tea please."

"Bacon and Tea?" He repeated as if she said she was asked for cow brain on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Did I stutter? BACON AND TEA! COARSE!"

"100 apologizes Madam, I'll fix you up some right now."

"You better!" She exclaimed.

I watched Coarse picked up the slice of bacon, which was on the floor and put it in the pan. Before I could dig in to my breakfast, I was too angry to see what Coarse was doing with my wife's. I ran at him with my sword. I then shoved him and put my sword to his throat.

"What the hell do you think you were doing Coarse?"

"Getting bacon for Madam May."

"Why the hell did you pick it off the floor dickhead?"

"It is perfectly clean. No-one ever stepped foot in that area and i clean and spot of the floor everyday."

"Well it's not good enough for May."

"1000 apologizes sir. Would you like to make something for her?" He smirked.

"Don't you ever do that smile with me dicknose."

"What ever do you..." He started.

"Don't even start that. You know what don't even speak. Go outside, go somewhere come back in a hour or so. Or I'll kill you."

He left. May stared at me.

"What?"

I phoned Prince Korma, to ask if I could send one of his messengers down to the middle town to give someone a message. He agreed and the messenger came and I gave him my message. He then left. I relaxed for an hour or so afterwards.