SO IT'S LIKE……..I'M JUST GOING TO GO RIGHT AHEAD……MY PLAY IS COMING UP, IF ANYONE LIVES NEAR WELLS MIDDLE SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE SHAKESPEARE PLAY IS COMING UP, AND I'M PLAYING MACBETH, I'M BEING MACBETH, I'M LIVING MACBETH, I AM MACBETH, GOOD THING I'M IN DRAMA, I'M SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN, AND YES I CAN BE A GIRL AND STILL PLAY A BOY, IN FACT I'VE ONLY PLAYED A GIRL ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, ALL THE REST WAS A BOY SOOOOOOOO……..YOU KNOW THIS STORY IS REMINDING ME OF ONE OF MY FRIENDS, SHE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE, YOU KNOW WHY, SHE'S PREGNANT, SHE'S 15 AND SHE'S PREGNANT, IF YOU KNEW HER YOU WOULD BELIEVE SHE COULD BE PREGNANT, IT FIRST STARTED OUT AS A RUMOR, I DIDN'T PAST IT ON BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS TRUE OR NOT, BUT AS IT TURNED OUT IT WAS, IT HAPPENED DURING THE SUMMER, AND THE FATHER IS DENY HE IS THE FATHER. SHE'S DUE IN MAY, BUT SHES GOING TO HAVE TWO BABY SHOWERS AND WHEN SHE HAS IT SHE WANTS TO BRING IT IN TO CLASS, WELL OUR CLASS NOW, SHE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE I CAN'T TELL YOU HER NAME, BUT TRUST ME IT'S A UNIQUE ONE, JUST THINK OF CHRISTMAS AND IT WILL COME TO YOU……….
A couple months had past again, and it was about seven months in the pregnancy. Needless to say, Raven was getting more and more into the pregnancy thing; now that she was dating Beast Boy, but she didn't let her teammates know that. It was getting really serious between them that they would start calling each other 'boyfriend, girlfriend', though not around the team. Whenever the team would go out and fight crime (Which would be every time) Beast Boy and Raven would go out on a date.
A few times some kid would point out that Raven was overweight, and each time Beast Boy would tell their parents, and then when the kid got home, they would get spanked. And then Beast Boy would have to comfort Raven saying she isn't fat. And then he gets kissed. So it would turn out good at the end, but it wasn't over.
Raven started to get cramps, everyone assume that it was about time; the baby was due in two months, but Raven said these cramps were hurting more then usual.
"Raven have you ever been pregnant?" Robin asked.
"No,"
"So how do you know what a 'pregnancy cramp' feels like?" Robin said.
"The doctor told me, he said that it will be painful like getting blast with chemicals that made Static Shock, he never said that it would feel like krypton against Superman." Raven explained, if you've followed.
"Okay, what, what with the what, what?" Beast Boy said being all pointless, again.
"She said it was supposed to feel like hitting you." Cyborg said and hit him. "But she said it feels like kicking you." Cyborg said and kicked him.
"Oh, that's got to hurt." Beast Boy said, now understanding.
"It's not a big deal Raven, I think you're just overreacting." Robin said, Raven had that mean stare in her eyes.
"Oh no, Robin please take back what you said." Beast Boy said running over to Raven and keeping her back from hurting Robin.
"Why?"
"Just do it!" He said, the thing was Robin wasn't looking at Raven, he was sitting on the couch with his back in front of her, flipping through channels, while the rest of the team tried to keep her from killing their leader (Not a very good one if he doesn't know Raven).
"Well she is, hate to say it but I think women complain too much because their wom—"
"Robin please don't finish what you were about to say, please." Beast Boy said. Robin didn't know he was saying stuff that was really unrespectable is because he really never had women, nor did Batman (Cat women or Batgirl doesn't count) so how did he know what did pregnancy feel like.
"Raven just try to calm down, and take some pills." Robin said.
"Oh that is it!" Surprisingly Beast Boy said, he jumped up on the couch and formed into a cat, and scratch the hell out of Robin, and when Robin started to run, he ran too, forming into a crocodile, a shark, a bull, a crow, lion, and an elephant! Finally Robin was tired, and Beast Boy was too. Beast Boy walked up to Robin.
"What…..was…….that……for……" Robin said trying to catch his breathe.
"You can tell her to overreact, you can tell her that she complains too much, and you can tell her to calm down. But do not, I repeat do not tell her to take pills! Pills were invented to shut women up! Taking pills would be like taking her to prison, feeling trapped, she would not be herself, THEY would control her, she would be different, and I don't want her taking that chance! She can complains until she's tired but there is no way in hell she's taking a personally aspirin!" Beast Boy screamed.
"Beast Boy are you turning into that monster again?" Robin asked.
"No, why?" Beast Boy asked as if he was clueless.
"No reason." Robin said just being all curious. The team didn't want to stick around to see what else Beast Boy could do.
"Hey you guys want to go out for pizza?" Cyborg ask.
"Sure." Robin said.
"Wonderful." Starfire said.
"I don't feel like pizza." Beast Boy said.
"I wouldn't mind for some pizza." Raven said looking at Beast Boy.
"Let's go out for pizza." Beast Boy said. Cyborg went ahead to start up the T-car, I don't know if it can fly or something, I mean how do they get it across the ocean? Beast Boy held Raven's back and lifted her off the ground, she was heavy, so he turn into the gorilla.
They got to the pizza place, I don't know where, and I don't want to make a big fuss of what is the best pizza on earth, but I know the answer, (Cough)Frankie Johnny Louie's Pizza(Cough) I'm not exaggerating the cheese is so cheesey, the sauce doesn't have any of that extra unwanted stuff in it, and the crust is cooked to perfection. Once you eat that, you'll never go back. Anyway.
Robin ordered the four-for-all pizza (So I guess it's Pizza Hut). "But guys there is five of us." Robin said, before telling the waiter. Very good Robin, you learned math! (Sarcasm) Now tell us how many babies Raven's going to have. You don't know, then shut up! (Sorry that was rude)
"Well I don't want a big meal so I guess I'll share mine with Raven." Beast Boy said.
"I don't care, I mean I'm hungry and pregnant, so I'll eat anything." Raven said, sounding like it was an accident that they were sharing food. The food came, and Raven really wanted to be alone, she wanted to tell B.B. something. So she took a drink from the other table with her mind, and spilled it on Cyborg.
"Yo, my hard drive is wearing out, I'm going to recharge!" Cyborg said, and went off. They Raven took some pizza from someone else's plate, then the person looked at it and it was gone, being very scared. Raven took the pizza and dropped it all over Robin's hair.
"Oh crap! I just washed it!" Robin said, and went off to the bathroom, Starfire of course followed.
"Beast Boy I have to tell you something." Raven said, moving closer to him. "I think I'm going to have the baby soon." She said.
"Raven you're only seven months pregnant, if you have the baby now, then I don't think I want to know what happens." Beast Boy said.
"If it does get here now, then so many things can happen, she could die, she could not breathe right, she could……."
"Wait, it's a 'she'?" He said.
"And, I'm also having a girl." Raven said.
NOW I DIDN'T MAKE THAT ON MY OWN, I ASKED MY FRIENDS, AND WELL THEIR ALL GIRLS SO THEY SAID, 'A GIRL', THEN NOT TRUSTING THEM, BECAUSE THEIR GIRLS, I ASKED SOME BOYS AND THEY SAID 'WELL IF IT'S ABOUT RAVEN, A GIRL, THEN IT SHOULD BE A GIRL.' AND THEN FINALLY WENT ON THE INTERNET FOR ONE OF THOSE 'WHAT SEX IS IT' TEST, DON'T ASK, IT'S A SERIES OF QUESTIONS THAT WOULD TELL YOU IF IT'S A BOY OR GIRL, AND IT CAME OUT, 47 BOY, 52 GIRL, BUT THAT ADDS UP TO 99 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPEN, BUT WHATEVER, SO FINALLY I DECIDE THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE A GIRL……….SEE HOW LIFE JUST DOES THAT, AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE THIS TEST JUST GO TOGOOGLE AND TYPE IN 'BOY OR GIRL' AND FIND WHERE IT SAIDS CHILD BIRTH, FIND THE THING THAT SAIDS 'BOY OR GIRL' AND TAKE, IF YOU WANT FOR FUN, I HAVE TOOK IT, IT CAME OUT I WAS GOING TO HAVE A BOY 51 BOY, 49 GIRL……ALTHOUGH I HADED TO MAKE UP STUFF ALONG THE WAY, BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY PREGNANT…….