OH NO, I LOVE THAT SONG 'BREAKAWAY', I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SONG, ALL I MEANT WAS 'BREAKAWAY' IS NOT ONE OF THOSE VIOLENT SONGS, THAT'S ALL………ANYWAY TOMORROW NO SCHOOL AND THEN MORE SCHOOL MONDAY……..
"Are you serious Raven?" Beast Boy asked. Raven looked at him.
"No, I am just messing with you, of course I am serious! Do you ever think of me as Joker?" She said, Beast Boy ignored that comment, and got out his communicator. He called the team.
Robin heard the signal and picked it up, he saw Beast Boy looking like he was about to die, and hearing sounds of pain in the background.
"Robin, get the others and come quick, Raven's going to have the baby!" Beast Boy cried.
"What? But she's only seven months pregnant!" Robin said.
"Just get your ass back down here NOW!" Raven said in the background.
"We'll meet you at the hospital." Beast Boy said.
"Hospital? Really? I mean it could just be false labor." He said.
"Robin, I'm not joking here, now you either meet us at the hospital or don't, and also Robin, there is such a thing as a premature baby, don't think you know everything." Beast Boy said and turned off the communicator. Beast Boy turned into a large bird, with Raven climbing on his back. He flew her to the hospital and quickly got her to her room.
She got in her clothes and lied on the bed. "Now Raven, if there is anything else I can do for you, just tell me." Beast Boy said.
"I'm fine Beast—oh man! Another contraction, get Robin on the phone now!" Raven said. Beast Boy quickly took out his communicator and called Robin, but Raven snatch it out of his hand.
"Oh, Raven, hi. So what happened? I mean, are you alright or…….." Robin said.
"No, you dimwit, conniving, little…….midget……I am at the hospital, about to give birth in a few moments and you are NOT HERE! I'm about to give birth and you don't give a rat's ass." Raven said. "Now, talk to Beast Boy, I'm tired from yelling at you." Robin had sweat drops on the back of his head.
"Well, um Raven is right, you know." Beast Boy said. "Why aren't you here?"
"Beast Boy, there is a criminal out in the city, and we should hold all that because Raven MIGHT give birth, like I said it could be false labor." Robin said.
"And like I said, it could be a premature labor," Robin signed. "Now you get your ass over here, whether or not Raven has the baby today or tomorrow, you're her friend Robin, she's all of you guy's friend, maybe she won't have the baby today, but I am sures hell going to be by her side, until it's all over. Remember what you said to me that one time 'She's our friend, what more do we need to know.' Well that did help me a lot, now why don't you take your OWN advise, and be a friend, and get your little……….."
"Midget!" Raven screamed from the background.
"Thank you Raven, midget ass down here…….or I will sure as hell, bring you down myself. Over and out." Beast Boy said and turned off the communicator.
Robin signed. "Well should we go?" He asked the other two.
"We must Robin, if Raven is in pain, then we must help her." Starfire said. They set off to the hospital.
"Okay, Robin and the others are going to be here soon." Beast Boy said. "Now is there anything you wanted to do before you had the baby?"
"Yeah, laugh at one of your jokes." She said.
"Oh, okay, well there was this couple and they bought a house, then they had a baby, and they called him Pot, so one day the mom couldn't find Pot so she went to the police, and said 'Officer you got to help me, I looked all over the house but I couldn't find my Pot!'" Beast Boy said. (Now if you think about the joke for a moment, you might get it) Raven had a little laugh.
"Who would name their child of a type of drug?" She said.
"Well it's just a little joke I heard…….from a guy…….in 1st grade." He said.
"Well, that's better then the—uh oh." Raven said. She looked down.
"What is it?"
"I think it's time, get the doctor, hurry!" She said. Beast Boy went out to the hall and grab the nearest doctor, then realized it was the janitor, so grabbed the second nearest doctor. She went in the room.
"So, you think it's time?" The doctor said. She had black hair, and green eyes, also wearing a doctor thing.
"Yes, it is." Raven said.
"Well I don't know," She looked down. "I mean, no wait, you're right, it's time." She went out and called the other doctors.
"Now, Raven, well we're going to be parents soon." Beast Boy said.
"So, you're not going to faint?" Raven asked.
"Now, I can't promise anything." He said, smiling. The rest of the doctors came in and took her away, along with Beast Boy following.
The other's came right in. They saw Beast Boy. "So?" Robin said.
"Well, she's in a room, with stuff in it,"
"I told you she wouldn't do it today." Robin said.
"She's having the baby right now, I'm just going to go in and, I don't know, coach her, you understand, right?" Beast Boy said, teasing Robin. "Good." Beast Boy went along with the doctors.
"So what do we do now?" Starfire asked.
"I guess we can go in and help her." Robin said.
"GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!" Raven screamed, the others heard it all the way from the waiting room.
"Or just sit here and wait." Robin said.
"Yeah." Cyborg said.
"Sitting's good." Starfire said.
In the other room. "GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!" Raven screamed.
"Sh, sh, sh Raven, think happy thoughts." Beast Boy said, Raven looked at him. "Think dangerous thoughts." Raven, again, looked at him. "Think about killing……..uh……um…..ah…….your father!"
"No, thinking about it won't help." She said.
"Then think about killing……um…..Terra! That's it, think about cutting her throat or something like that." Beast Boy said.
"Well, if you really want me to think about sucking the life out of your first girlfriend, well then I guess I just can't refuse." Raven said, jokingly. Her time was slowly coming for her to deliver, but it seemed so fast. "OH MAN, GET IT OUT FAST!"
" 'It', yeah, about that, what are we going to call her?" Beast Boy asked.
"BEAST BOY, DO YOU THINK IT IS THE RIGHT TIME TO DISCUSS THIS?" She said in a very loud, yet calm voice.
"Okay, it is at ten centimeters, it's time." The doctor said. "Okay, now Raven, push." Raven pushed with all her might, holding Beast Boy's hand.
"Ah, ah, Raven you're hurting me." Beast Boy said.
"You don't know what pain is!" She yelled.
"Raven push a little harder now." The doctor said. "Push."
"Do you think I'm knitting, I am pushing you dimwitted, old Granola Bar bit—"
"Okay, Raven, I know you like saying that word, but this is the doctor." Beast Boy said.
"Granola Bar bitch!" Raven said fast. So Raven continued to pushed.
"I see the head." The doctor said.
"You hear that, she's got a head!" Beast Boy said, the other doctors looked at him.
"He's the father." Raven said to the doctors, they all said 'oohhhh.' (It's a very long joke, but if you don't get it, ask me, it's one of those you have to be there to get it)
"Okay, one big push." The doctor said. Raven pushed with all her might, and as soon as she heard the crying, she stopped, and rested.
"So what is her name?" The doctor asked.
"What does she look like?" Raven asked, because her eyes were closed.
"She has green skin and………"
"What color is her hair?" She asked.
"It looks like purple, but I can't tell right now."
"Violet." Raven whispered.
"What?" The doctor said.
"Her name will be Violet." Raven said.
"I like that name." Beast Boy said. "Violet Harris……..uh what's her last name going to be………."
"Logan." Raven said. "Her name is Violet Harris Logan, my daughter, ¼ demon, ¼ shape shifter, and ½ human." Raven said as she drifted to sleep.
"That's her name." Beast Boy said.
I'M NOT DONE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ANYWAY I'M LAZY……THAT'S ALL I HADED TO SAY…….