FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, 666 IS LIKE THE DEVILS NUMBER, IT'S NOT THE DEVILS NUMBER BUT IT IS LIKE IT, IT'S A BAD NUMBER, LIKE SATAN HIMSELF OR HERSELF. JUST WATCH 'THE OMEN' WHERE DANIEL HAS THAT NUMBER ON HIS HEAD BECAUSE HE IS THE SON OF THE DEVIL. AND ALSO VIOLET IS ¼ DEMON, ¼ SHAPE SHIFTER, AND ½ HUMAN. OKAY ANYWAY…………..CAUTION: MENTIONING OF TERRA IN THIS CHAPTER
Raven feared for Violet, her daughter being apart of the circle of demons. In Azarath they just called it the circle of death, like the circle of life but just evil. All Raven wanted to do was postpone or even cancelled the wedding, but after mush consideration she knew her and Beast Boy knew each other long enough for something like this to stop them, hell Raven hugged him that one time, on purpose!
And also because Raven wanted to well…….lose her virginally, ok, ok I know what you are saying 'lose her virginally, but Raven had that baby with Beast Boy.' Yes, but her and Beast Boy don't remember it at all, Raven knew what happened but didn't exactly experience it, so Raven decided they were 'virgins with experience', which I know doesn't make sense, but wouldn't you only call yourself a 'not virgin' if you remembered it? You wouldn't, well this isn't about you so.
Anyway, they wouldn't accept being past virgins, until they did it on purpose, am I being too gross now? I am, okay I'll stop, or I'm not, I'm still stopping. Violet started to cry with the look on her mommy's face. Raven watched enough 'Roseanne' to know what to do in these situations.
"Oh, don't worry Violet. I love your daddy you know that? You're going to be at our wedding, you're consider, as they say in America, as a bastard, a baby born before parents get married. It's not a good thing, but we just blame it on Grandpa, don't we." Raven said in a baby talking way. "Yes we do, we blame it on Grandpa, Grandpa lives in Hell, yes he does." Violet kept making laughing with Raven's baby talking. "When you're all grown up, you will help me kill him. Yes you will. But for now, we have to live it." Violet then made a frighten face. "Oh, but don't worry, you can kick anybody's ass and not get sued because you are a superhero, yes you are." Raven said still talking in that cute little baby talk. Violet then started to laugh and clapped her hands.
It was finally the day of Raven and Beast Boy's wedding. Starfire invited around ten people from her home planet, Cyborg invited Bumblebee, Robin invited Speedy, and Beast Boy invited Aqualad. Raven, the only one who didn't invited anyone, felt left out, as usual.
The guest all just relax as each of the Bride and Groom got ready. Well, mostly the Groom was ready; it was always the Bride who had trouble. Robin and Starfire were keeping the party alive, while Cyborg was in the kitchen making all the food. He almost turned into Martha Stewart!
"Uh, Cyborg when is that…….uh, cake going to be ready?" Robin asked at one time. Cyborg turned around with fire in his eyes.
"What about the cake? What about your face!" Cyborg screamed. "I slaved myself here at a hot stove! And all you can say is 'when is the cake going to be ready?', 'Are you done with the cake?', 'Do you know there's a wedding today, so we need that cake?'……….Forget the damn cake for a moment! The cake will be ready when it is………" The timer on the oven went off. Cyborg turned back to normal. "Oh! The cake's ready, I just need to frost it now."
Robin just walked out of the kitchen no more words were said.
Raven was in her room getting ready. She had on a long fat white skirt with blue diamonds on the lining, a white top with short sleeves and it didn't covered her bellybutton, she also wore a white sarong that went over her shoulders and around her stomach (Like a big scarf). Of course, you guessed it; she was wearing a white Indian wedding dress (The country, not Native Americans or the state). She had on a bun up in her hair that had two chopsticks that went in them and off the side. Her hair was styled in Japanese, and she wasn't planning on wearing a veil, in Azarath you don't wear a veil, there will be a cloth with sticks, four people will hold up the sticks while you walk under the cloth down the aisle. This was to keep the sun off of you. It was an old tradition because Azarath people hated the sun they were very pale people.
This was Azarath way, all the different culture in the wedding and the veil deal. Her home planet meant a lot to her, she just wish she had time to realized that before Trigon took over it, and her home was destroyed.
Thinking of all the memories of her sneaking into other people's weddings on Azarath as a little girl. When people caught her, they weren't afraid or mad. Everyone on Azarath knew who Raven was, she was like the Queen of England, but she was still just a regular child. In fact people would love it when Raven would sneak into their weddings. They didn't think Raven as the child of Satan, although some people did on the planet, she was the daughter of Trigon the Terrible, and she got away. They thought she was blessed, and brought hope for good half demons all around.
But that was before the attacks, which took her mother's life away.
She got lost in the memory until Violet's crying broke her concentration.
"Starfire!" Raven called out, Starfire ran roughly to Raven's room. When Starfire walk in she still had on her clothes. "You're not dress!"
"Well the wedding doesn't start until 6:30, you said, it is only 6:20. I still have ten minutes before I get dress." Starfire said.
"Well, I said the wedding starts at 6:30, but I think you should get ready, I didn't say getting dress starts at 6:30. Now get in that bathroom and don't come out until you look like a pretty princess!" Raven yelled.
"Raven why are you so bossy today, of all day's, on your wedding day? Had the coldest of your feet come to you? Do you want me to get some hot water for them?" Starfire said.
"You mean 'cold feet' Star? It means you get nervous before your wedding. And yes, I do have cold feet." Raven said. "Now get dress."
"You have called me why…………" Starfire said.
"Yeah, Violet's cranky, get her ready as well. After all she is the flower girl. (Turns to Violet and starts doing that annoying baby talk) Yes you are, you're the demon flower girl, and you're not going to throw pink flowers are you? No." Violet shook her head when Raven said 'pink'. "You're going to throw black and white roses! Yes you are! You are going to be the Gothiest and cutest baby on this planet, yes you are." Violet started smiling, clapping, laughing, doing anything that is cute a baby does.
"Um, Raven many Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was just plain freaky, correct?" Starfire said, as in 'Nevermore'. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Just get dress, and get Violet dressed too." Raven said.
"Oh Raven, is that you're wedding dress?" She asked.
"No this is something I just decided at the last minute to put on before I put on my wedding dress, my real dress is in the closet, will you come and help me?" Raven said with sarcasm. Starfire just laughed.
"Your sarcasm never turns me down to make me laugh. Beast Boy is so lucky." Starfire said taking Violet, Raven just whispered under her breath.
"Yeah, lucky him." She said.
Starfire was done and everything, telling everyone that the Bride is ready. Everyone took their places as Starfire went in to get Raven.
"Raven?" Starfire said knocking on her door, she opened it. "Raven everyone's ready, this is it. Raven?" Starfire looked at the room, empty. She checked in bathroom and the closet, no sign of her. "Raven stop playing games, now hurry up and get married."
Starfire gave up and started checking around the house. She checked high and low, middle and side, East and West and couldn't find her. She then went to one more room, which she knew was a bad idea, but did it anyway.
She walked up to the door, the door that told all the stories Raven didn't want to hear, the door that made something entered when Raven lost it, the door that made Raven's back turn inside out and over her throat, the door Starfire knew Raven was in.
'Terrible egghead runnel rat ass', Raven would always say, 'That's what Terra stands for.'
Starfire opened Terra's old door, and walked into Terra's old room. She spotted Raven sitting on her bed and reading letters.
"I was wondering how long it would take for you guys to find me." Raven said to Starfire without looking up. "These are old letters Beast Boy would send to Terra, 'Thanking her' for anything, she never wrote back. That bitch!"
"Raven if looking at this makes you angry why are you looking at it?" Starfire said.
"I don't know Star, why do I even bother, I know she's dead but I still think Beast Boy loves her." Raven said.
"Oh, cry me a river." Starfire said then gasp. Raven looked up. "I'm sorry I didn't mean it!"
"Starfire did you just use my sarcasm against me. Wow, that hurts. I love you Star." Raven said. "If there's hope for you to be like me to be a regular human, then there's hope for Beast Boy yet." Raven dusted herself off. "I'm ready."
"What are you reading?" She asked.
"Oh, a letter that Terra wrote to Beast Boy but never gave it to him, because that's when she……….(Coughs) anyway………." Raven said.
"Why are you taking it then?" Starfire asked.
"Beast Boy should probably read it. So………." Raven said. "Can I get married today?"
"You're lying." Starfire said. "You wouldn't read it if it was forBeast Boy, you always said that Terra is dead she's in the past now, nor would you give Beast Boy the letter. I think Terra wrote to you…….I think….that letter is addressed to you." Raven was speechless. "Well?"
"Yes." Raven said. "This letter is for me, sent from Terra. It never got to me………..because she…….but she probably thought I would find really quickly, well better late then never."
"Read it." Starfire said. Raven didn't argue.
" 'Dear Raven,
You haven't been the closest friend I had, in fact I don't think you think of me as your friend. I think you have notice Beast Boy likes me, now before I came along I've heard of these rumors from people that you and Beast Boy were a thing, not boyfriend and girlfriend, but a thing. But honestly, Raven from what I have seen you two are nothing but boiled eggs. It's never going to happen. And I know you're physic so you know my plans, but whose going to believe you? Me? I have Beast Boy eating out of my palm but I have notice you're getting pissed, and more and more suspicious of me. So I'll make this clear, stay out of my way, don't get involve! In fact quit the team! You have to quit, or I will drive Beast Boy to Slade, he is so weak it would be easy, or you can just quit. Either way, the choice is yours. Do the right thing. Quit, you bitch!
Your bitching friend Terra
P.S. you can't show this letter to anyone, who's going to believe you? I can hide the evidence. Don't even bother showing it to Robin he's too busy working on Slade.'" Raven ended.
"I would have believed you Raven." Starfire said.
"Well I'm planning to destroy this letter." Raven said.
"Destroy it? But this is your chance to show Beast Boy that Terra is as you say a bitch." Starfire said.
"I don't want to hurt Beast Boy, Terra isn't here anymore, why bother. I am not going to hurt Beast Boy I'm going to burn this letter and it will go to Hell…….where is belongs." Raven said.
"Oh no not again. You're going to say it aren't you?" She said.
"Come on say it with me." Raven said. "Burn evil little bitch, rot in Hell for entirety terrible egghead runnel rat ass." She said, and got on her feet. "Okay I'm ready."
YEAH, NEXT CHAPTER RAVEN'S AND BEAST BOY'S WEDDING………ANYWAY IT'S DAMN HOT, I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND WE DON'T GET SNOW! THAT SUCKS I AIN'T NEAR A BEACH BUT IT FEELS LIKE ONE, WELL NOT THE SAN FRANCISCO BEACHES, IT'S ALWAYS COLD……..OH DON'T TRY TO SAY 'SAN FRAN' IF YOU SAID THAT IN SAN FRANCISCO PEOPLE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU…….FIRST OFF SAN FRAN IS NOT IT'S NAME IT'S SAN FRANCISCO, NOT SAN FRANNY, SANFRO, OR SAN FRISCO. DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL IT SAN FRANCISCO BECAUSE ITS NAME IS SAN FRANCISCO.
