TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIES AND LASSIES…….ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS ALMOST HERE. I'M ¼ IRISH, WHICH GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO CELEBRATE GOOD OLE IRISH DAY, FEEL WITH DRINKING AND SINGING SONGS THAT COME FROM THE HEART OF OLD DUBLIN. AH YES, DUBLIN THE CAPITAL OF IRELAND, HEY MY HOME TOWN IS NAMED DUBLIN. MAYBE THAT'S WHY ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY WE THROW PARADES AND EVEN INVITE COUNCILS AND RULERS FROM GO OLD IRELAND, WE THROW PARTIES AND SPRAY PAINT OUR HAIR GREEN, WE EVEN HAVE A TWO DAY FAIR AROUND THE TOWN, IT'S VERY ENJOYABLE, WELL AS YOU CAN SEE I AM TELLING YOU TALES OF MY HOME TOWN, WHERE EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IRISH YOU CAN STILL CELEBRATE IN DUBLIN. WE WELCOME ALL, ALTHOUGH THAT WAS LAST SUNDAY AND SATURDAY WHEN WE HAD THE PARADE. WE HAVE IT EVERY YEAR, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE TOWN HAS CHANGED, WE WILL STILL HAVE THAT PARADE AND FAIR TO REMINDS US WHY WE ARE BLESSED WITH THE NAME OF THE CAPITAL OF IRELAND. ANYWAY GOT TO STOP TALKING AND WRITING LIKE THIS ENJOY CHAPTER………….
It was an hour ago Starfire said Raven was ready, and went off looking for her. Beast Boy was getting worried, until he saw Starfire walk up to the pianist (Piano player, not that bad word you're thinking of) and he started playing. Starfire walked down the aisle, she had on a black long dress that looked like it came from Hot Topic and also looked like she was going to a funeral. Then Violet came down the aisle, she was floating in the air, by Raven supporting her with her magic. Violet had on a black dress also and she was tossing black and white roses from her little basket. Raven put her down in Starfire's arms.
The sun was setting, the air was cold, and all was silent as the pianist started playing that song, although everyone thought it was going to be 'Here comes the Bride' song, instead it was 'I want to Rock and Roll all night' by KISS. (It was the first thing that came into my mind, so don't give me crap about what music I should have done, trust me it has happened before)
Cyborg walked out of the shadow in his black tux, by his side was Raven in her wedding dress. There were four people holding up a cloth with sticks, walking with her to keep the sun out of her eyes even though they were inside. As Raven walked down some people were whispering 'what's with the music?' but Raven didn't care, Beast Boy picked the music and he picked this. As long as he was happy she was happy, no matter how bad it was to play it on such an occasion, but he was happy.
She came up to Beast Boy and gave Cyborg a kiss on the cheek, thanking him for the help over the years as being an older brother to her. Cyborg then just went off to the side and smiled at Beast Boy. The four people who were holding up the cloth went off to the side, it was said in Azarath that 'Once the Bride gets to the Groom, it is his responsibility to make a shadow for his wife' it was a lesson and a skin treatment (That was a joke).
Raven was holding up her blue roses and handed to Robin, Starfire was already holding Violet. The music stopped, and the priest began; a priest that Raven taught him the ways of Azarath, she wanted to be traditional Azarath wedding as you can tell.
"We are gathered here today to bring these two lovebirds; Raven and Garfield Logan a.k.a Beast Boy to holy matrimony. Raven has taught me some ways of a priest back at her home place. (Clears throat) Raven, Daughter of Azarath, Princess of the Moon, and Mother of one Violet Harris Logan, take his hand and repeat after me (Raven took his hand) Venus and the Moon meet……….." The priest said.
"Venus and the Moon meet……." Raven repeated to Beast Boy while holding his hand.
"To greet Mars into their life……….."
"To greet Mars into their life………"
"I Raven, a Venus soul shall cherish that Moon………."
"I Raven, a Venus soul shall cherish that Moon…….."
"In sickness and in health………."
"In sickness and in health……….."
"Till the Sun breaks us apart………"
"Till the Sun breaks us apart." Raven finished.
"Now Beast Boy, Son of Africa, Prince of the Stars, and Father of one Violet Harris Logan, take her hand and repeat after me (Beast Boy took Raven's hand) Mars and the Stars also seek each other."
"Mars and the Stars also seek each other……"
"To meet Venus………."
"To meet Venus………"
"I Garfield, a Mars soul shall cherish those Stars……."
"I Garfield, a Mars soul shall cherish those Stars……"
"In sickness and in health…….."
"In sickness and in health………"
"Till the Sun breaks us apart……"
"Till the Sun breaks us apart." Beast Boy finished.
"Do you Raven take Garfield to be your Stars?" The priest said.
"I do." Raven said.
"And do you Garfield take Raven to be your Moon?" He asked again.
"I do." Beast Boy said. Robin handed the rings to the priest, Beast Boy put a black ring on Raven's second to last finger on her left hand. Raven put a black ring also on Beast Boy's second to last finger on his left hand.
"You may now kiss the Bride." The priest said, Beast Boy laid a big one on Raven, and Raven respond by moving more and more into his mouth. People first applauded then kind of got gross out when they didn't stop for like ten seconds. But then they stopped.
They all went up on the roof for the wedding party (Whatever you call it) thing. The Bride and the Groom got the seat up on top, with Violet's crib right by them. They were all eating cake and Beast Boy kept finding ways to feed Raven's cake.
He turned into an octopus and reached a piece of cake with his legs and fed it to Raven.
"God stop it, I can't believe I married a moron." Raven said in a jokingly way.
"Come on, only two more hours of this, then it's off to the honeymoon where (Eyeing her) you know………..we get to become a man and a woman." Beast Boy said.
"Oh, you are so sick…….."
"But I'm right, aren't I?" He asked, Raven didn't response but just gave him a smile.
"Attention!" Robin said to the crowd. "I would like to give a toast. For many years I knew Raven and…….apparently Garfield……." The crowd laughed, they didn't know his real name so it was funny. "And they weren't exactly the best two people I would put in a room alone, but once they saw right through each other they became the best friends I have ever seen. Sure they wouldn't admit it, but Raven was always giving him advice when he needed it, like she told him to get a job to pay for his little motorcycle. And they always rescued each other, more then the others. In fact I don't know why I didn't see it before. And it wasn't until after Beast Boy turned into that beast that I realized it. Although I pretended to be mad at him because I wasn't going anywhere with Star—(He looked at Starfire) and he was enemies with Raven. But whatever a toast to the Logan's!" Robin said.
Then it just hit Raven, she was married! To Beast Boy! This was going to be harder then she thought of.
After the dinner, everybody went home. Cyborg even got Bumblebee's number. Beast Boy was out in the hall, waiting for everyone to come so they can see him lifted up Raven and carry her to their room, like the Groom does.
They all watch as Beast Boy struggle to pick up Raven.
"Uh……honey can't I just walk?" Raven said as Beast Boy was trying to lift her up.
"No…….no…….I got it……..I think." He had hold her up to his knees then collapsed. They both got back up and tried it again.
"You sure you don't need help?" Raven said.
"Like I said I got it." Raven couldn't take it anymore; she just used her magic to lift up herself as Beast Boy was just commenting on himself.
"See I told you I got it, it just haded to take me a while." Beast Boy said as he took Raven, as light as a feather because of her magic, into their room. The other three laughed but didn't say anything to stop Beast Boy from thinking he was the strongest man in the world.
Beast Boy opened Raven's door and threw her on the bed, without closing the door, he just went out her, she just giggled. Robin and Cyborg started to watch, but Starfire came in, when they took off their shirts, and got the two out of the way making a disgusted face. As she gently closed the door she said. "Have fun." And then closed it.
YEAH SO OKAY, DO YOU KNOW 'TEEN VOGUE', THE MAGAZINE WELL THEY PUBLISHED A LETTER I WROTE IN THIS MOUTHS ISSUE, THE ONE WITH RACHEL BILSON IN A SUMMER DRESS SMILING WITH WEIRD SCIENCE AS AN ARTICLE. WELL IT'S IN THE REVIEW ABOUT TOPHER GRACE, THE GUY ON THAT '70'S SHOW, ANYWAY IT'S THE FIRST ONE, IT'S CALLED 'AMAZING GRACE' AND I PUT A FAKE NAME 'RAVEN HUGGEDS' AND UNDERNEATH SHOULD SAY MY CITY AND STATE WHICH IS 'DUBLIN, CA' THAT IS REAL. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW MY REAL NAME, THAT FAKE NAME DOES NOT LEAVE A CLUE TO MY NAME. RAVEN IS FROM RAVEN, HUGGEDS WAS JUST THE FIRST LAST NAME THAT POPPED INTO MY MIND. ANYWAY IT'S REALLY COOL HOW MY LETTER GOT PUBLISHED, ALL I SAY IS ABOUT HOW TOPHER GRACE IS HOT AND THE OTHER GIRLS CAN HAVE ORLANDO BLOOM JUST GIVE ME TOPHER. IT'S REALLY COOL! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO SAFEWAY, TRY TO LOOK FOR THAT MAGZINE AND CHECK ON THE REVIEW SEACTION, IT SHOULD BE ON PAGE 44. AND IT IS TITLED 'V-MAIL' WITH A PICTURE OF TOPHER GRACE IN BLACK AND WHITE AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A WHITE DRESS. SO I GOT MY HIGH SCHOOL FORM TODAY, I'M IN 8TH GRADE RIGHT NOW, I'M CHOOSING DRAMA FOR FIRST CLASS……THAT'S ALL REALLY AND ON POWERPUFF GIRLS, THE NEW ONE ON FRIDAY, IT'S A BUTTERCUP EPISODE, SHE FINDS OUT HER SPECIAL WHICH I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE LIKE EVER……ANYWAY I KNOW WHAT HER SPECIAL POWER IS BUT I'LL MAKE YOU GUESS…….HERE'S A CLUE GRRRRRRRRRRRR……..THAT'S ALL.