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We go our own way
Chapter 2 You want a Piece of Me?
A/N: WARNING: If you are a female, you may hate me for this. You might think I'm a sexist jerk. So, be careful! I don't want to be harsh or anything. . .
It was the following morning. . .
Fox was just in 'the Star Fox room', on his bed, when Falco woke up on the other bed.
"Hey, Fox, keep... it down,... will ya? It's only 6:00a.m." Falco said in between a yawn.
"Yeah, but I just woke up. I'm not very sleepy." Fox responded with a slightly cheerful voice.
In the next room. . .
"Okay, I didn't wake you early in the morning just to bore you, ladies. This is what we're gonna do." Peach whispered something in the ears. After that, she grabbed this bag out of nowhere, and pulled out something. That some thing was. . .Pichu! What the hell!
"Pichu, what in the name of Bowser are you doing in here?"
"I was just looking for my gift to my #1 fan, L-" Pichu was cut off.
"ATTENTION! IT IS AGAINST THE RULES FROM MASTER DISASTER TO BRING IN ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NAME WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. PLEASE HEAD INTO YOUR ROOM, OR YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE STORY. Thank you" Master Disaster's loyal servant jumped in and saved his life.
Pokemon room. . .
"Pikachu, that damn, crappy, mother-"
"Pichu!" Pichu was cut off by Pikachu. The Pokemon can understand each other, so yeah.
"Oh, right! Do you think everybody is still fighting each other? They've been at it for weeks now."
"Uh, Pichu, it started yesterday."
"Whatever!"
"Anyhoo, I don't know if they are."
"But I don't want them to fight! I want them to come together, like Mommy and Daddy!"
"What the freaking hell are you-" Mewtwo was a little freaked out from what Pichu said.
"DUDE!" Pikachu stopped Mewtwo's phrase.
Back at the Star Fox room, 9:00 a.m.
" Hey. . ." Started Falco.
"Somethin' buggin' ya?" Fox answered.
" Just to pull a prank, let's steal the girls' panties and hang them on the roof, like a flag!" Falco had an evil grin on his face.
"WHAT? Don't you think that's a little extreme?" Fox had a feeling he would regret this.
"Say what? Naw, man! Come on!"Falco stood proud.
"I don't know. It's... a little mean."
"You suck."
"Piss off, birdboy!"
"Suit yourself. If you think of anything better, tell me when I get back." So, Falco took off to Zelda's room...
"Damn it! I forgot. Zelda doesn't wear panties." Falco had a bad feeling about this.
"Ah-ha! I got you, pervert!" Zelda dropped from the ceiling
"What?"Falco was 'flanked'.
"We were anticipating you would steal her under garments, you sicko!" Peach was covered in coughpinkcough paint and came from the wall. She took out her worst weapon. . . a set of MAKE-UP!
"You want a piece of me?" Falco cracked his knuckles and got ready for a fight. Of course, since it was off the field, so, punches and kicks will really leave marks.
"Bring it!" Peach got her 'weapon' ready.
Falco vs. Peach and Zelda. Falco was winning. It lasted for 15 minutes, but Samus came in and blasted Falco.
"Awwww. . . man. . . what. . .?" Falco was seriously hurt. Since he didn't have the 'Smash Suit', that was a real attack. Let me explain. When they fight on the arena, they have to wear these suits called 'Smash Suits'. These things prevent them from bleeding and receiving internal injuries.
Samus and Zelda tackle Falco, while Peach gets her 'weapon'.
"This is for showing-off! You boys are so-" Peach was cut off when Captain Falcon rushes in and uses his Raptor Boost to get the girls off of Falco. He burned Peach's Dress, damaged Samus' suit, and burned Zelda whole.
"This isn't over! We'll get back at you soon." Peach and her 'allies' run from the place. But, they came back to say one more thing.
"For Girl Power!" All of them said with pride.
Meanwhile, in another dimension. . .
"Ha ha ha. . . The Smashers are destroying each other, making it easy for me to enslave those three." Said a strange shadowed figure. He shows a visual of Mewtwo, Bowser, and Ganondorf
A/N Sorry for the wait. My computer wouldn't let me do stuff for this fic. I am really sorry. I swear! Ok. You don't believe me. Be that way! I know what you're thinking. 'He didn't update because he didn't want to! He sucks!' That's what you're thinking. I knew it! Anyhoo, more importantly, sorry for any girls reading this. No offense. My sincerest apologies to Lacto3.1415/Lactopi/LactoPichu and Melee Master1/MM1. So now you know this is the battle of the sexes, and someone is watching them. Yes. I am a guy. I dunno if I should continue this or not. Some male reviewer is gonna call me a faggot or something. . . R&R, PLEASE!