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Chapter 3 Catastrophe on the Final Destination

In the Final Destination, the Hands were just sleeping, (If hands can sleep) When Master Hand woke up from a noise.

"Huh...? Wuzzat? Who's there? Come out! You dare to intrude on-OH NO! ALL HELL IS UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD!" Master Hand screamed and wet his pants. (?)

He saw the worst thing that ever existed. . .

"OH NO! Please don't hurt me, Master Ass!" Master Hand's bully from childhood, Master Ass scared the Hell out of MH.

"Well, well, well. 'Master' Douglas Hand. It's been a long time, hasn't it?" Master ass asked with an evil tone.

"Y-Yeah. It h-has." Master Hand was shaking in his boots. (What?)

"Guess what, I just ran out of toilet paper, and I need to clean myself." Master Ass' (ahem) literally opened his ass cheeks and was about to bring Master Hand in. . .

" NOO! NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!"

Suddenly, Master Hand found himself in the lower chamber of the Final Destination.

"Whew. Just a dream. God, I was gonna puke in his anus." Master Hand wiped sweat off of his– wait, WHAT!

"Or was it just a dream?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Master Hand saw a purple mass of air appear in front of him. His 'legs' were wobbly.

"You. . . who are you?"

"I am Giga, and you will lead me to the Smashers. I search for the three chosen ones from the prophecy. 'The three most dirty minds on the Planet will one day fall to a greater evil, the first, being resident to the land of elves, the second to the place of strange animals, and the last in the land of magical mushrooms.'"

"I know of that Prophecy! I will never take you to them! Never!" Master Hand stopped shaking and was about to blast him.

"Then Suffer!" Giga started swirling around and suddenly, the demon from hell came down. . . BARNEY!

"Hello kids! Who wants a hug?" Barney said with his now-scary happy accent.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Master Hand yelled as Barney hugged him and took 299 H.P.

"Ugh. . . ugh. . . ugh. . . still no. . ."

"Bah! You can rot here as far as I'm concerned. Barney! Stay here and 'keep our friend some company', will you?" Giga was about to take off until he remembered something.

"Oh, and Master Ass is here."Giga just floated off and jumped down to the planet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!C-CRAZY HAND! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Yo–OH MY GOD! WHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGHERE!" Crazy Hand was referring to Barney and Master Ass.

"Who wants some hugs? I love you..." Barney went on and on, therefore scaring the shit-

"Hey, it's bad enough to know that I'm filled with this stuff. Please don't say that." Master Ass interrupted 'the Narrator'.

You interrupting me, jackass?

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Master Ass started shaking and went back to the fic.

That's better.

"Crazy...! Tell... the Smashers... about Giga... NOW!" Master Hand commanded Crazy.

"Yes sir! Zoooooooooooooooooom! Wait... GIGA! WHAT ABOUT BARNEYANDMASTERASS?" Crazy Hand YELLED!

"Screw them! Go-"

"Ewww!"

"JUST GO DOWN THERE AND TELL THE SMASHERS, YOU (beep)-(beep) (beeeeeeep)!

"WAAHHHHHH! YOU BIG MEANIE! BUT, WHATEVER MASTERHAND!" Said Crazy Hand, who is running on nothing but sugar, coffee, sugar, sugarcane, soda, beer, sugar, coffee, candy, and all this other stuff.

Crazy Hand sped down to the planet to get to the Mansion.

Meanwhile. . .

"Feh!" Roy grunted.

"HMPH!" The girls were even more pissed off.

"Uh?" The Pokemon grinted in bewilderment.

"God, I swear. These guys are so retarded! The girls and boys are fighting like 6 year olds!" Mewtwo telepathically told Ganondorf and Bowser.

Randomly. . . CRASH!

"What the Hell?" Link yelled.

"See? You just swore!" Zelda TRIED to make a snappy come-back, but Link was planning ahead.

"Now's not the time, you SLUT!" Link made an even BIGGER come-back, and damn it was crude!

"Stop swearing-How could you call me a slut, Link? That is so... so... so mean!" Zelda started to cry and the girls were cheering her up.

Just as Zelda finished, Crazy Hand came out of the rubble and spoke.

"Hey! Everyone listen and listengood! MasterHandgotbeatup and a newenemyhas appeared!" Crazy hand sped through his sentence, so no one understood him.

"Okay, SLOWLY repeat that last sentence-or better yet, repeat the whole thing." Samus yelled in Crazy's face. (?)

"Maaaaaaaassssssssteeeeeeerrrrrrr Haaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd-"

"Okay, not that slow."

"Master Hand got beat up and a new enemy called Giga has been released from a seal placed on him by the Hands." Crazy Hand explained with normal speed.

"Oooookaaaaayy. . ." The Smashers were a little surprised, but they were all 'whatever'.

"Yeah. Master Hand wants you to knowthat." Crazy was going back to his hyper self.

"We'll be on the look out. And Crazy Hand?" Fox got Crazy's attention.

"Huh?"

"Stay off the 300 hundred packages of coffee, ok?" Fox asked the giant, left-handed glove, who has a strange brown mark on finger- AW, MAN! DUDE, THAT IS SHIT! GET HIM OUT OF THE MANSION BEFORE-

"Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Cried Pichu.

Oh, great. Crazy, just leave, cool?

"Suuuuuurre. . ."

So Crazy Hand took off and the Smashers went back to arguing.

When it was 12:00 a.m., Ganondorf was asleep. He woke up and went downstairs to get a cup of water, when something snuck up to Ganondorf and lunged an attack.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" A scream went through the hole mansion. So, everyone rushed downstairs when they heard the scream.

"Ganondorf, are you alright?" Dr. Mario asked, taking his pulse, blood-pressure, and his temperature.

"Yeah. He probably saw a bug and screamed. Ha ha ha!" Peach poked fun at Ganondorf

"Hey, Peach. Is that a spider, or a flying roach above you?" Fox said with a sneer.

"Eeeekkk!" Shrieked Peach.

"Got you! Now back off, you slut-bitch!" Fox drove Peach and the other girls back upstairs.

The girls storm off. The Pokemon run up the stairs to get back to bed.

"Anyway, what happened?" Dr. M asked. There was a HUGE cut on Ganondorf's arm.

"Argh. . . He came out and attacked me. . ."

"Who?" Roy asked.

TBC. . .

A/n Who was the one who attacked Ganondorf? Are you that dumb to forget? If you don't remember, then read the chapter, AGAIN!

Anyway, time to start, the Author Note Story!

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P.S.: Oh, and I'm sorry for any Peach fans and Zelda fans. Calling them sluts is how the story goes. I'm really sorry. Have a nice day, people!