Disclaimer: This sucks. I was defeated when I was trying to defend myself from Nintendo, but they took it all from me.

Author's Note: Updating's a bit slow, but that's because I'm lazy! LAZINESS RULES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Plus, when I first posted this in 'Script', it got deleted before I posted this chapter. I was depressed. Also, my ma caught me swearing on this and said 'People are gonna report you and arrest you!'. That's a load of bull! OMG! FOX, THE APAROIDS INFECTED ME! YOU TAKE MY PLACE AND READ MY DOCUMENT! (Turns green, now has a droned voice.) You cannot resist us. You will join us.

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We go our own way

Chapter 4 The Second Attack!

Everyone had a blank stare because of the bleeding Ganondorf. The silence was broken when Young Link ( He is Neutral) stepped in.

"Dude, what's with all the yelling? Can't I sleep without anybody making a ruckus? I WANT TO SLEEP, DAMMIT!" Young Link yelled at the top of his lungs.

" Kid, how old are you again? Because you're too young to cuss like us." Fox turned away from Ganon-dude.

"Why's Ganondorf gripping his stomach?"

"Giga. . ."

"Oh my God! GIGA?" Falco yelped.

"Giga? The same one Crazy Hand told us about?"

"Well, he was nothing but a laughing mass of air. I don't know why, but while I was asleep, I got this...this...urge to drink some water. I was just sleeping, I woke up, I come down here with something purple in front of me, and the next thing I knew, SLASH!

"That's how it happened? Why didn't you just go back to sleep, then, you dumb-ass?" Link, who just came down, barked at Ganondorf.

"No, it was like a voice told me to do it.. So, yeah..."

"Holy damn! He tempted you! But... YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE! NOT LEAN IT TOWARD THE DARK-SIDE!"Falcon yelled in Ganon-dude's face for no reason at all.

"Dude, this isn't Star Wars. Chill." Falco tried calming down the yelling Falcon, but to no avail.

"Anyway, Ganondorf, join us and let's watch for the creep."

"Hey, I'm not a part of your little "boys vs. girls" thing. Honestly, I think you are all retarded. I mean, look at yourselves. This is so stupid! You guys are so fucking childish, you know that? All of you should be ashamed! Now, I'm going to bed! DO NOT WAKE ME UP, UNDERSTAND?

"This does not rock! He's now Darth Dorf. Let's get ready for this freaky asshole!"

"I can hear you. WHY ARE YOU STUPID AND WHY DO YOU SAY THE CRUELEST THINGS?" Samus yelled. Apparently, she could hear everything...

"Shut the hell up, Samus!" Falco barked at the Bounty Hunter.

"Stop doing that, you. . . you. . . You!" Peach came down to help her comrade

"Why are girls so up tight about this kind of stuff? Miss Prissy is especially too afraid to get her hands dirty! How much more for some bad-ass cussing?" Link said, referring to the 2 Princesses.

Upstairs. . .

" Who the... get away, you dirty-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! IT HURTS! WHY DO YOU HATE ME, CREATOR?"

Back Downstairs. . .

"What the hell?" Fox and everybody ran to Mewtwo's room as they heard the scream.

"What happened- Oh. It's you. What a coincidink." Zelda's mood dropped. Apparently, she's angry at ALL the boys.

"This isn't the time-"

"Will someone help me over here!" Mewtwo yelled at the top of his lungs as he laid there, losing blood from his vein thing... back of his head? You know, the cord on the back of his head! God, you're clueless.

"Oh right." Dr. Mario examined Mewtwo carefully. "Woah!"

"How long do I have to live, doc?" Mewtwo was faking a choke and was holding on to Dr. Mario's collar.

"Stop being over dramatic. Anyway, there's a cut on your little vain thingy on the back of your head." Dr. Mario brushed Mewtwo's hands off of him. He just exlpianed what is up with the crazed cat... feline... panther... whatever the hell you guys say he is.

"AHHHHHhhhhhooooooohhhh. . . I don't feel too good." As Mewtwo said this, he started to go pale like he has no soul. Same for Ganondorf.

"What's happening. . . ?" Mewtwo said with his 'last breath'.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Ganondorf was gripping his throat, as though he was choking...

To be Continued!

Author's note: So what happened to those two?

Falco: You know what's happening to those two. Their-(Mouth gets taped.)

Fox: Don't spoil it, you dumbass! Anyway, they were both attacked, probably by the same person, but why are they acting like they're poisoned? Tune in next time to see what happened to them! (Tries to stop Falco from killing me, the unwilling Aparoid King.)

M.D. continue this bickering. See ya'll next time! Review this, please!