Disclaimer: Chapter 5 is mine. Everything else isn't. Wait... Here we go. I CONTROL YOU! I OWN YOU! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Author's Note: Master Disaster's back. I'm no longer an Aparoid. But, something is still in me, where I still control Aparoids. It's kinda cool. Meet my fictional body clone; Mister Dasaster aka Mike David.

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We Go our Own Way

Chapter 5 Spells and Ruffians

Mewtwo and Ganondorf stopped the 'poisoned' business. They just lay there, motionless.

"Their... their... dead! Their DEAD! AHHHHHHH!" Screamed Roy, who shows his reaction by burning everything he sees.

"STOP!"Yelled a voice. It came from... FROM... MISTER DASASTER!

"Mister Dasaster? Who the hell is that?" Fox questioned M.D.'s authorities.

"McCloud, are you questioning my authorities!" Apparently, he doesn't like it when people ask him–Know what? The hell with it. Just read.

"I am... Master Disaster's clone!"

"Yeah. We read that at the start of the chapter." Link butted in. That's another thing I don't like. But since these guys need to live, I'll let it off.

"Anyway, Mister Dasaster, what are you doing here?" Fox asked. This time, I wasn't hostile.

"Well... Other people did that, so I thought I'd do that, too. It's not real person; That's like a bio or something. It's not self-insert, either; That's when the author is one of the main characters." 'I' explained. That's my clone for ya!

"Man, Self-Insert does not sound right..."

"Falco!" Fox jabbed Falco in the gut to shut him up.

"Just sayin'! You don't have to hit me. Jackass..."

"Guys! Stop fighting, damn it!" Mike David(AN: That's what he'll be called, cool?) yelled.

"Eesh... Okay, what are we supposed to do?" Link just put his face into his palm, after sitting on the couch and using Kirby as a cushion.

"I dunno. We could... Call for henchmen, I guess." Fox suggested.

"From where! What, is there a place that says 'Bad Guys for hire', 'Henchmen for Hire', or 'Ruffian Rental'?" Popo yelled from across the room. He came from his room after taping it in half, separating his side from Nana's.

"Actually..." Fox dialed a number on his wrist-communicator. (AN: The characters will have the looks from the game I think they look best in. If you don't like it, tough.) "770-225-5192... Okay... I hope he answers..." Fox heard a voice after waiting for 1 minute.

"Hey. Lord O'Donnell of the Sargasso Ruffian Hideout here. Speak now. If you don't say anything, I will go to your house and beat your ass down, six feet underground. Who the hell are you!" Wolf O'Donnell, leader of Sargasso and Star Wolf, yelled into the communicator.

"Hiya... Wolf. Recognize me? The guy who trashed your whole Hideout just to find that fat-ass hog?" Fox grew a smile on his face–an evil one.

"What...! Fox! You bastard! What do you want!" Wolf yelled even louder.

"Wolf, I need your Ruffian troops."

"WHAT! My ass! I ain't givin' you crap! You trashed my hideout, damaged my Wolfen, and now you're asking for my troops! Fat chance, dumbass!"

"That's not what you thought when we were fighting the Aparoids."

"That was different. I'm the one who's gonna have Fox stew."

"Fine. I'll just have to make you fork 'em over."

"Try it!"

"Okay. I'll take your Eye-Patch and shove a fork into your eye."

"Keep tryin', pup."

"I'll rip out Leon's eye's and feed him to Falco."

"So what? He's a bug eyed creep! Panther's a better pilot than him."

"I'll show everyone your magazine stash of Porn and Hentai." Fox said, a smirk now growing on his face.

"Erm... I'm still not intimidated!" Wolf was now blushing and sweating.

"I'll show everyone that picture of you falling, in a sick way, on Leon." Fox smirked.

"WHAT! How did you find that!"

"HA! I was right! You DO have a picture like that!"

"Damn... Uhh..." Wolf paused, then you could hear him saying something on the other side. "Ahem... All troops, I am assigning you temporarily to Fox McCloud, located on planet Nintendu Gamecube, in the Nintendo Galaxy." Wolf ordered. "McCloud, I better have those soldiers back in one month. If I don't, I'll be coming on your girlfriend, along with Panther."

"Dammit... Fine." Fox shut off his communicator.

Meanwhile, In the Girls side of the house...

"Zelda, isn't there a spell that could call more girls? There are like, fifteen boys versus six of us! We won't last long against them!" Peach pulled her hair and started screaming.

"Ladies, I have some bad news. The boys have called for some Ruffians for their army. They'll be here any minute AND WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!" Samus, who was spying on the boys the whole time, reported.

"Don't worry, I've got a spell that can callout for help from strong females." Zelda was looking at a spell in her book; This would be very useful to them.

"Say, who are some strong females that we can callout?" Peach was somewhat intrigued, but was also thinking of the pros and cons.

"In the adjacent Galaxy, known as the Milky Way, on a beautiful blue planet called Earth, there are three, strong and brave, teen-age females. Hopefully, they will answer our call." Zelda started looking through her spell book, which she kept to enhance her power and for emergencies. "Or, we could call on the other side of the universe. There are some magical beings over there." Zelda was showing everyone the spell that could call their 'allies'.

"Get to work on that, girlfriend! Those scum bags will never know what hit 'em!" Peach was going crazy at the fact of newer allies.

Back with the cool guys...

"Are those damn ruffians here yet! I'm going crazy!" Falco started using one of the little kids as a cushion.

"Fal, calm down will ya- WHOA!" Fox looked out the window to see about sixty-thousand troops standing outside.

"Hey... is this a plot hole? Last I checked, there weren't that many troops..." Falco was staring at the troops, with there cybernetic looks. What bad-ass suits.

"Sir McCloud? Until your dilemma is solved, we are at your command. Troops! March!" The main Ruffian, who looked like a cyber fighter, led all the troops into the Mansion. Believe it or not, it was actually that big.

"Hey, guys... You know what I noticed? We forgot something..." Marth looked around, but just continued with the, ahem, meeting, with the others.

"Yeah. What did we forget?" Roy cut in.

"Hmm... Holy crap-a! We forgot about-a Ganondorf and-a Mewtwo!" Mario stood up to get the other two, unknown of a silhouette following him...

To Be Continued...!

MD: 'Sup? Who was following Mario down to the living room? Is there a plot hole? Sorry for the wait. I did each and everyone of the following:

1) Playing StarFox Assault a lot.

2) Playing SSBM with the debug, which was a lost cause.

3) Being lazy.

Goodbye! Until we meet again!

Fox: LactoPichu, get to work on that chapter. MeleeMaster1, MD says sorry for the outburst. Did I leave anyone out of the list of apologies and complaints? See ya!