AN: It's SasuNaru again. SasuNaru is the best. And just so you know, Itachi isn't even in this story, but he's somewhere in Konoha at the time...Mwa ha ha.
DISCLAIMER: I still don't own Naruto. That...would be great. Then Sasuke and Naruto would REALLY cuddle!
ITACHI WUZ HERE '05
Isn't Friday the night where you go out and have a good time with your friends? It is, right? Right? If that's the case, why the HELL was Naruto lying on the couch with none other than Uchiha Sasuke?
"Hey Sasuke, I've got a question." Naruto kept his eyes on the TV.
"Hm?" Sasuke kept his eyes on the TV as well, but that was only because he was bored out of his mind and there wasn't anything else to do. Really. He wasn't enjoying this.
"Friday's the night that you're supposed to go out and have fun, right?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"Well, why are we at your house, cuddling on your couch while watching heartwarming children's films?"
"I don't know."
"Well, you suck. Change the channel."
"You lost the remote, remember?"
"Oh yeah…Is THAT why we're watching Bambi?"
"Probably."
"Oh. Wanna go somewhere?"
Most people would assume that his immediate answer would have been yes. However, Sasuke was actually enjoying this more than he let on. Oh yes, cuddled up with his Naruto…it didn't matter what was on TV. Really. He wasn't enjoying Bambi AT ALL.
"Not really."
"Oh? Well, you suck. Change the channel."
"We've been over this before, dobe."
"Oh yeah."
They continued to watch. After a few minutes, Naruto broke the silence again.
"Why was your TV on this channel, anyway?"
Sasuke opened his mouth to speak, but stopped when he realized that he had nothing to say. That was a VERY good question… He certainly didn't do it. Really, he didn't. No lies this time. He normally didn't indulge in his secret love for Disney. Was it..? Nah, couldn't be.
"I don't know."
"Oh. Okay."
That was...short. Oh well. I have shorter. Somewhere... Maybe I'll go find them if you review! That would be Jake...