OK, as I said before, this is MY FRIEND'S story, not mine. She's just letting me put it up. And since she doesn't like to correct herself, I did. So if there are any mistakes that I missed tell me because if I didn't spend 5 hours trying to correct crap and not get every single mistake I wouldn't be asking. Besides it's kinda confusing so bare with me.
Jango and Boba Fett in: Life as a Bum.
Chapter one
It starts out long ago in a planet far away..... well not too long ago .....heh. ....
you can hear the tinkering of tools ..clink...clink....then all of a sudden boom and a spaceship is brought into view.... Slave 1....or Slave 2 or ...Slave 3, who cares they all look the same. Ok, back to the story....Slave 1 appears and you hear an evil cackling laugh...it is Jango and Boba Fett.... attacking Anakin and Padme'.
"I always thought they were too young to be in love...hahaha time to die Anakin. Sorry, Padme, what a waste of a pretty girl...oh well you have to DIE too" Jango said.
Meanwhile back in Tatooie Obi-wan has a mission to get rid of a thermal detonator threat. Can he make it alive???
Back to Jango and Boba...Still chasing Anakin... "Dang-it even though I don't like him, he still can drive his ship pretty well," said Jango. Jango is now pretty stressed.
"Daddy?? Is he going to get away???" asked Boba.
"Boba, of course not, he is up against the strongest and most feared bounty hunter in the world!" said Jango *hahahahahha* Evil laugh comes from no where.*
Boba: Daddy? I think that Anakin is going to get awa-
*explosion fades Boba's last word.......*
Jango: Got you Anakin What was that son? I didn't hear you.
Boba: I was just saying how you were going to take Anakin out in a jiffy, hehe.
Jango: Right, I took him like Jabba eats his food. Hahahahahahahahahhahaha.
Boba: That wasn't funny. That was lame...
Jango: *to himself* kids these days never get a good joke when they hear one.
Boba: Dad do you have to go to see that, what is it... Togin the Gorgon for a job tonight??
Jango: Why do you ask son?
Boba: Well, I thought we could have a father and son picnic...tonight
Jango: Why? Are you going to ask me about girls again? By the way do you have a girlfriend yet???
Boba: *goes red* nooooooooo!!! I just want to celebrate you being alive one more day dad. And no I do not have a girlfriend because guess what dad...
Jango: What Boba what?
Boba: *very sarcastic* because I don't go to school or any where a girl might be in fact I haven't even seen a girl in like 4 years.
Jango: Maybe we ought to get you started in school...and what is this about celebrating me being alive one more day? What's wrong with me? I am not THAT old...
Boba: No dad, I don't want to start school.
Jango: *muttering to himself* I am not THAT old am I? Jango you had better get a girlfriend before you reach over the hill...
Boba: Dad, are you listening? I don't wanna go to no school 'sides I don't need no school.
Jango: *muttering to himself* I am not THAT old am I?? Even my son thinks I am old. That's bad.
Boba: DAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!
Jango: *jumps* What the.. what do you want me to do Boba?? Run into that meteor and kill us both??? Huh or is it only me that you are worried about dying?? Huh! Boba do you think I am so old that I am just going to fall over and die? Huh.
Boba: *laughing* No.. ha...dad... ha ..I ha.. don't ..ha think ....you are old..hahahaha
I just think that one day you might make a wrong move and get yourself blown up.
Jango: Ohh!! hahaha I knew it all the time, really I did, I knew you didn't think I was old. Hahahahahaha.
Boba: So are you going to go see that Togin the Gorgon??
Jango: Nah!! I think I'll go to the bar instead.
Boba: Dad that's beside the point, I wanted you to stay with me tonight.
Jango: Boba tomorrow we can have that picnic, ok?
Boba: Yeah, if you are still alive then
Jango: Well Boba, if I am not, you can have my ship.
Boba: Dad more likely the ship will blow up with you..
Jango: oh yeah, well Booboo tonight I have to find a girl..
Boba: *shakes his head* dad I said you weren't old enough to die, but you are too old for a girlfriend.
Jango: *speechless*
Boba: I wonder if Padme' made it through the explosion???
Jango: *cheeks go red in hearing the name Padme'* Hmmm son, the ship she was in exploded into 1000000000000 or more pieces I don't think she survived.
Boba: dang, she was really nice...
Jango: Tell me about it and her hair was perfect..
Boba: Dad you wouldn't have a crush on her or anything right??
Jango: *cheeks are red now* umm no son *choke* no I wouldn't have a crush..on ...such ... a ...beautiful ...girl as her..
Boba: Ok dad sure, ha it is kinda funny that you killed her though.
Jango: No it's not. Killing is bad.
Boba: hahahahaahahahaaaaahahaahahah.... Dad you are a bounty hunter you shouldn't say that or you could get cursed..hahahaha ..you really did like her didn't you...hahahhahahahahaah
Jango: Boba shutup or I will...
*Turns into where they live...*