OK chap two! If you are still reading. Still my friend's story. She is really enjoying your comments, and so am I.
Enjoy!
Jango and Boba Fett in: Life as a Bum! Part: 2
**Summary of last time***
Jango and Boba have just returned from the sit of dstruction where Anikan and Padme' have probably been destroyed into millions *hahahah* millions of pieces.
Obi-wan is looking for a thermal detonator!! What an idiot. Will he die or not?? Is jar-jar going to be added to the innocent death list?? find out soon!!!
Obi-wan: Why do I always say yes to all these stupid quests? What am I trying to prove?
By- stander: Um, are you trying to prove how dumb you are???
Obi-wan: *now terribly pissed does his mind controlling thingy* No I am smart and you want ice-cream, go get some!! And never return! No I am smart and you want ice-cream, go get some!! And never return! No I am smart and you want ice-cream, go get some!! And never return!
By-Stander: I want ice-cream!!! Good bye!! Why am I on this planet anyway? I never want to return.
Obi-wan: That's better!! *shakes his head*
Screams from crowd: ahahahhhahah!! Thermal detonator everyone stand back!!
Obi-wan: Ha found what I was looking for...*runs into building*
Jargon the Gorgon: *you know the thing Jango has to go see*
haahahaha I have successfully got Obi-wan alone in the endless tunnel of doom!!!! *evil music starts playing*
Obi-wan: What the heck is that!! *BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!*
Obi-wan: That was not a thermal detonator....this is some kind of trap.
Obi-wan: *sees Jargon in the distance* Jargon or should I say J.G.?? I should have known it was you and your phony thermal detonator trick.
Jargon the Gorgon: *now face to face with Obe-won*ahhahaha I guess I have to give you credit for being smart enough to figure that out. I hope you know that there is only one way out of here!!! And it is closing at this moment...haahhaahahah...goodbye Obi-wan....for good!! Oh and if you do escape you can call me J.G.muwahahahahahah*now leaves through closing door.
Obi-wan: He has got to be kidding I can just walk out......*snap* noooo I am trapped by some sort of evil plant...
evil laugh:hahahhahhahahaaah die die die die die...hahahahaha
Jango: son I am going to the bar now...
Boba: Dad!! You said you were going to play with me.
Jango: No you said that and you also said I was old..
Boba: Correction Dad, I said you were too old for a girlfriend.
Jango: Son, I am going to ...go now
boba: Ok...see ya *droops head* awww he looks so cute.*
Jango: look son tomorrow I will try to do something with you.
Boba: ok dad, just go...
*swoosh and the slave 1 is off... to the bar.*
Meanwhile at the bar...
Girl: Can you help me sir?? Sir?? Can you help me??
Sir or thing: Listen go away and shutup!!
Girl: Sorry
Sir: I said shutup!!
Girl: *cheeks go red*
Blue dragon thing: aww Towani you should be nice to pretty girls..
Girl: *cheeks glow red*
Towani: Ok, what do you want.
Girl: I wanted to know if you have seen this person?
Towani: Let me see!! No, I don't recall nope, sorry I haven't seen him
before.sorry.umm Do play any musical instruments?
Girl: *cheeks really red* Yes actually I play the onaip(piano) and flutala(flute)
Towani: Good! Do play this place needs some excitement.
Girl : ok I will play the oniap first. *starts playing*
By-stander: C'mon if you can't play better than that ...I gonna shoot ya.
Towani: no you're not...Mr.
Towani: girl plz stop playing you are causing a ruckus.
Girl: sorry, want me to try the flutala?
Towani: plz do
Girl : *starts playing*
*meanwhile jango arrives.*
Back to crash site.
Anakin: Padme' are you ok..??
*What he's still alive!!ahahahah!no he's supposed to be in a million pieces.
Anakin: Padme'!! *shakes her* Wake up! Wake up! Padme' get up!! *cries* say
something. !! No don't tell me..
Padme' :Jango!!!!!
Anikan: What ????
*What is going on? Anakin is still alive and all Padme' can say is Jango?? What is going on??*
**** Find out next time in Part 3 Life as a Bum.***