Addict Group 3: Problems with farm animals...

Long story on this one... I'm going to really make fun of the Legend of Zelda in this, just so you know. I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED! My bro's been hogging the computer...

"Alright everyone! Time to introduce yourselves!" Selena said in her usual happy voice.

"Hey. I'm Ryu." Ryu said, slightly bored.

"I know for a fact you have problems killing helpless farm animals, Ryu. You have to listen today."
Ryu shrugged. "Whatever."

"My name's Link," Link said, "but you already knew that. I'm afraid of chickens."

"Chickens!" Ryu fell to the floor laughing.

"Shut up pitiful human, or I shall sick Killer on you!" Ganondorf said, pointing to a violent looking chicken.

"I think the human race has gone crazy." said one of the cow stealing aliens.

"I conquer." said another.

"What're your names?" Selena asked, slightly annoyed by their interruption.

"My name's Bob 20." The first alien muttered.

"I'm Bob 77." The other nodded.

"I'm July!" The last one said. ((You were expecting another Bob, weren't you?))

"Alright, then what're your problems with farm animals?" Selena asked.

"We steal cows to power our cow-run asteroids." July explained.

"Probably healthier than whatever runs those metal boxes you call cars." Bob 77 grumbled.

"I'm Firefox. I like shooting the brains out of rabbits." Firefox said, grinning.

Ryu smiled. "GO FIREFOX! I must join you one day to hunt!" He pulled out a katana.

"I'll be taking that." Selena confiscated it in a drawer filled with a bunch of Ryu's OTHER weapons of mass destruction.

"Um... Ganondorf... What's your problem with farm animals?" Ryu asked, knowing the answer.

"I'll use them to take over Hyrule!" Ganondorf yelled. "That way, I can finally give Quistis what she's always wanted!"

"And that would be...?" Bob 20 asked, staring.

"She's always wanted one of those drinks with the little umbrellas in them." Ganondorf laughed evilly.

"Can't you just buy one?" Link said, backing slowly away from the chicken.

"They're too expensive. I could have, but someone stole all of my money." He glared at Link. "AND YOU DID IT!"

"Who says I did?"

"Er... You're my enemy. That's why."

Selena shook her head. "Simple how we get Ganondork out of here." She took his chicken and handed him one of those drink things. "There you go. Goodbye."

Ganondorf left quickly.

"Cow obsessed aliens, why don't you use dark power?" Ryu suggested. "After all, you're only out at night anyways."

The aliens thought for a minute, and then left, liking the idea.

"Now all that's left is Link, Ryu, and Firefox." Selena sighed, knowing the job would be harder from then on.

A giant chicken suddenly appeared out the window and grabbed Link.

Link started screaming like a little girl. "HELP ME SOMEONE!"

Ryu grabbed all of his weapons of mass destruction and barbequed the chicken, with the help of Firefox, of course.

A tall man walked into the room. "I smell food! No food or drink in the... OH MY GOD!" He screamed, seeing the giant chicken. "Is that grilled chicken?"

"Yes, Boss. Want some?" Ryu handed him a giant wing.

Link started eating the colossal leg. "This is actually pretty good."

"I think we cured Link." Selena said, eating the other leg.

"I'll let you slide this time." Selena's boss stepped out of the room with his piece of chicken.

"We'll leave Firefox and Ryu's problems unsolved, shall we?" Selena asked Link.

"Probably a good idea..." Link said. They both got an anime sweat drop when they heard Ryu and Firefox plotting how to kill all of the cows and rabbits on the planet...

Everyone but Ryu, Selena, and Firefox belonged to Legend of Zelda. Told you I'd be making fun of it...

Ryu is Black Ryu Lord/my brother's character.

Selena is my character, so no stealing!

Firefox belongs to Firefox116.

When I'm done with this fic, I'll be making another Parody, so don't worry. I haven't become sane yet. Next chapter will be the last one. I got bored with this. Oh! I'm going to the Colossal Anime Convention soon! I'm going as Winry from Full Metal Alchemist! My bro's being Largo of MegaTokyo and I'll have a bunch of my friends in costume too (including a friend who's borrowing my Kimono and one going as the 3v1l one of MegaTokyo)! Anywho, until next time everyone!