Chapter three
Ooooo! Three chappies!! Sorry I haven't updated since forever. So I'll be adding more of the story as soon as I can later today or this weekend (matters what comes up). OW!! @#%&#$ keyboard!!! My poor fingers ; ;*wahhh* Oh well you just want to read the story, right? Very well, On with the story!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahhahhahha....ok I am tired of laughing. Now Jango and Boba star in Life as a Bum! Part 3!!!!
Summary of last chapter:
Umm oh ya, Anakin hasn't died yet...but I wanna make him suffer. All Padme' can say is Jango..heheh .... and poor Boba is desperately wanting his daddy's attention... oh and Obi-Wan is kind of in a death trap in the *echoes* endless tunnel of doom *evil laugh* with a plant thingy wrapped around his entire body making it impossible to escape through the closing door. meanwhile: J.G. or Jargon the Gorgon is no where to be found...maybe Jango knows where he is???Jar Jar might appear in this one??? heheh
Obi-wan: Anakin can you hear me??
Anakin: Obi-wan??
Obi-wan: Yes I am trapped on Tatooie in *echoes* The Endless Tunnel of
Doom *evil laugh*
Anakin: Was that you laughing??
Obi-wan: No it just does that every time someone says that.
Anakin: says what??
Obi-wan: say what??
Anakin: no says what??
Obi-wan: What??
Anakin: you are so dense old man.
Obi-wan: *I wish I didn't have to say this.* Anikan I need...your...he...he...help.
Anakin: haha now??
Obi-wan: No, I called you on your radar, asked you for help,just so you can confuse me, and for you not to come here.
Anakin: ok so you don't want me to come right
Obi-wan: Anikan I am going to die if you don't come.
Anakin: Padme'
Obi-wan: Padme' oh is she with you???;let me talk to her!!!
Anakin: She is ..is..*crying* she isn't responding to anything..it's like she's dead,but she keeps on saying Jango...
Obi-wan: Where are you?
Anakin: I am stranded on a planet , I don't know what it's name is ...and padme' isn't in her right mind and .. I don't know what to do ...master.
Obi-wan: well I can forget about you coming and saving me.
Anakin: ..are you going to get someone to help??
Obi-wan: I am calling Yoda... he can get someone to help Padme' and you.
Anakin: Thank-you old man
Obi-wan: Master sounds better ..
Anakin: ...
Obi-wan: Anakin?
Anakin: Oh my.... No! Leave her alone, quit it, stop someone help...master
Obi....help....... kkkkkkkkk *faints*
Obi-wan: Anakin...Padme'
Yoda: Stress I sense from young Skywalker...
Obi-wan: Is he alright??
Yoda: Time you must give.
Obi-wan: Yoda... he needs help and so do I ... I am trapped..
Yoda: yes in *echoes* Endless Tunnel of Doom *evil laugh* I see
Obi-wan: Can you help???
Yoda: Time you must give.....
Jango arrives at the bar...
*music playing*
Jango: Great, I come here to relax and get some beer and there is annoying music being played by an.......a.....very ......pretty....girl!!!* cheeks go red*
At home
Boba:*throwing his toys* boring,boring,boring,boring,really boring, boring
Boba: I wish Padme' was here.... she is so nice she would be really fun
Boba: huh!
J.G. : haahhha boba is your father here???
Boba: who are you??
J.G.: I am your father's frrriieeendd.
Boba; what is your name
J.G.: oh I am Jargon the Gorgon
Boba: oh he went to the bar...he won't be back for awhile.
J.G.: thanks...*thinks* sucker