Addict Group 4: The Crazy Fangirls

In honor of my friends, and made with their help.

"Alright everyone!" Selena smiled sadly. "I'm sorry to say that we're going to deal with our fangirl problems so we can live among normal humans without them threatening to take our manga."

Ame glared. "I don't want to deal with my fangirl problems though! Son Goku is mine!"

Ryu just sighed. "If this is for fangirls, I'm tuning this out." He turned on his mp3 player.

Rachel was busy drooling over a picture of Squall. "MY SQUALL!"

Ruto sighed. "But I love Link!"

"Exactly why you're here." Selena snapped.

Ryu opened one eye. "Everyone hates her anyways. Can't I throw her out the window?"

"Go ahead. I don't want to deal with her." Selena sighed.

Ryu happily grabbed her.

"You'll be hearing from my father!" Ruto shouted as she was dumped out the window.

"Good riddance." Selena sighed.

"Why am I here? I'm not obsessed with a game character! I have Joe!" Tiffany complained.

Selena stared at the empty chair next to Tiffany. "I can see why people sent you here than. He's imaginary."

"No he's not! Don't listen to her Joe!" Tiffany acted like she was covering an invisible person's ears.

"We now know who everyone's a fangirl for. Let's move onto why we're fangirls." Selena smiled. "I'm obsessed with Riku because he's the perfect person for me. Who else feels this way about their Bishie?" ((Bishie refers to Bishounen, or an anime pretty boy))

Everyone raised their hands, except Ryu, who was looking at the bloody corpse of Ruto that was flattened on the pavement below.

After a long and grueling talk between all of the fangirls, chaos erupted, and it went sort of like this...

"All right! Now that we've gotten over our obsessions, let's test ourselves. Ryu! Bring them in!"

Ryu opened the door and dragged in Riku, Squall, and Son Goku ((The Saiyuki Goku)), who were chained up. Hiei walked in willingly.

"Hiei? What's he doing here?" Ame asked. "I'm obsessed with Goku!"

Entertainment value." Hiei said and sat down next to Ryu.

The fangirls glomped their respected Bishie with a resounding shout of "GLOMP!"

"Get off of me, you stalker." Riku said to Selena.

"Got anymore of that yummy Ramen?" Goku asked Ame. They started having a mini picnic on the floor with burnt meat buns and super salty ramen.

Tiffany was hugging air. "Joe is mine and you can't have him."

Rachel was hanging on Squall's arm. "I love you Squall."

"If you loved me, you'd let go of my arm. You're cutting off my circulation." Squall sighed, used to the torture.

"What's going on here?" A tall fat man walked in. "Selena!" He yelled.

"Hi Boss. Um... Did you eat too much of that giant chicken?" Selena said, hiding behind Riku. "If you can use any of your dark powers, please hurry!"

Riku laughed. "You're on your own for this one."

The Boss dragged Selena into the office. Everyone listened in through the door.

"I let the giant chicken slide, since I like to eat chicken, but this! This I cannot!" Boss said annoyed.

"Sorry Boss." Selena frowned. "You shouldn't put me in charge of fangirl problem groups though."

"As of now, you are fired! Tell Ryu that the main part of that court order was that he was in your charge, and he's free to go now."

"Yes sir..." Selena walked out gloomily, than brightened when she shut the door. "Yes!"

"Huh?" Riku stared as Selena glomped him. "Why are you happy?"

"Because that Boss was a vampire and deserved garlic in his pants."

Ryu ran out of the building. "Later!"

All of the fangirls left with their respective Bishie and everyone lived happily ever after... Except Ganondorf, whom Ryu kept stealing from.

THE END!

Same for all the characters that already appeared, except...

Riku is from Kingdom Hearts

Hiei is from Yu Yu Hakusho

Son Goku is NOT from DBZ, but actually Saiyuki.

Ame is from my Games Do Come True fic. If you were wondering about the ramen joke, please read that fic.

Tiffany's from Games Do Come True AND my House of Mosue fic. I'm pretty sure at least...

Joe is Tiffany's "boyfriend" from Games Do Come True.

Ruto is property of Legend of Zelda

Squall is from FF8, but Rachel likes the Kingdom Hearts one better.

Rachel is from Games Do Come True.

Hope you guys liked this. I ran out of ideas on this fic, and it wasn't really my favorite. I decided to finish so I could work on my other fics that everyone seems to love...