Summary:

What is going on?? I think I am going crazy...hahaha..lol.

sorry!! lol. Ok .....Yoda....what can I say...his amazing self has shown to be more important than training Jedi...now he wants them to die..lol...well at least obi-won.

lol. Obi-wan has had a few difficulties.. ehehe.. Anakin and Padme' are kind of in a bad situation and Niome has successfully gotten Jango to help her Poor Boba...oh and their may be a few umm, NEW AND FAMILIAR CHARACTERS..heheh.

Jar-Jar is going down!! Hahahahahhahaha ..I won't keep you waiting any longer. Lol

Part 5

Obi-wan: I need food..wahhhh...food...

Creature in the dark: Did I hear food??

Obi-wan: What are you??

Creature: I am the dreaded T.G. Targan the Gorgon.

Obi-wan: Are you J.G. brother or some other freak???

T.G.: I will ignore that remark and yes I am J.G.'s Brother.

Obi-wan: Did he trap you here too?

T.G.: Yes, I have been here for 3 years.

Obi-wan: What do you eat?

T.G.: I eat the creatures J.G. throws down here.

Obi-wan: You aren't going to eat me are you?

T.G.: I was planning on it, but you seem...kind of bony.

Obi-wan: What do you expect I have been stranded for a whole day!!

T.G.: Hahahaahhahaha you can't go a couple days without food??

Obi-wan: No...

T.G.: *speechless*

Anakin: Padme'?

Padme': Yes?

Anakin: Watch your steps cause there are some really deep holes in here.

Padme': So what happened??

Anakin: Lots of things.

Padme': Like what?

Anakin: I will tell you once we find a ship.

Padme': What about your ship?

Anakin: It blew up.

Padme': oh...it was a crappy ship.

Anakin: I made that one.

Padme: *not listening* lets get a ship like slave 1.

Anakin: Padme' Watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Padme': ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

By-stander: *pulls out gun and shoots at Niome*

Jango: nooo

Niome: *cry*

Jango: *Grabs his gun and shoots at the bullet heading straight to Niome and hits the bullet, the bullet flies in the other direction and hits Jar-Jar!!* hahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahh

Jango: Are you ok Niome?

Niome: *crying* sniff yes...*cough*

Jango turns to by-stander:

Bystander: *running away*

Jango: takes out gun and shoots him down.

Jango: *turns to shopkeeper* Sorry bout the mess here is an extra tip.

Shopkeeper: No problem...but can you take him out.??

Jango: whatever.

Shopkeeper: thanks.

Jango: Niome are you ok?

Niome: yes, ....thanks for saving me..

Jango: hahahah I am used to it lady.

Niome: hahahhahah jar-jar is dead...hahaah

Jango: ya, the bullet was kindof aimed at him when I shot my bullet..

Niome: C'mon I need to start looking for this person.

Jango: Of course. Let's go!

Both get in his ship.

The death of Jar-Jar was a very happy experience for most...although few miss him, they still wish he was still there, so they can scream at him....good bye jar jar I hope you like where you are...now ....wherever that is ...but I have an idea of where you are...maybe someone will visit you some time...not!!!!

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Arrives at his house:

Jango: Boba!!! C'mere I wanna show you something..*ahem* someone

Niome: You have a son??

Jango: Clone

Niome: Foam??

Jango: No Clone!

Niome: Phone?

Jango: No clone!

Niome: oh a son...

Jango: No ITS MY CLONE!!!

Niome: oh you have a son named clone..stupid me..

Jango: No it is my clone not my son...

Niome: Say what?

Jango: What?

Niome: Say What?

Jango: What...Boba get your butt over here now...

Niome: I thought you said your son's name was clone!!

Jango: Nevermind.

Boba: ok

Jango: not you ...her

Boba: *appears*

Niome: *gasps!!

Yoda: wacked everyone is....

*This has nothing to do with the story, this is our other friends*

Alia: Robby are you ok??

Robby: Yeah, I think I just got hit by a car!!

Alia: hit by a car?? Shouldn't you be dead..

Robby: I didn't know you wanted me to die...

Alia: I didn't say that.

Robby: Yes you did!! All you care about is that dumb Anakin!!

Alia: noooooo ..you've got it all wrong

Robby: I saw that Anakin poster hanging in your room.

Alia: You've been in my room?

Eheheeeeheheeh Me=??? What the heck?

part 6 coming soon