Well, as it turns out, I bought the rights to this story from my friend. So it's mine. It only cost me three dimes, a nickel, seven pennies, and a chocolate milkshake.
Life as a Bum has (and probably will be forever) been put on hiatus. But many most likely knew that already.
I apologize for any disappoint this may cause some of you readers, but this story basically has died.
Anywoo, have a happy day.