I've Never…

Beer, Blood, and Pizza

PG-13

Summary: Set during and after the end of The Gift. Dawn dies instead of Buffy. Buffy doesn't want to be alone in her house so she turns to Spike for company. With a pink dress and a lot of alcohol involved the two become closer. AtS crossover.

Disclaimer: We own nothing, it all belongs to Joss.

Many hours later and many beers later Buffy and Spike were sprawled out on the couch.

"My life sucks."

"What? No it doesn't."

"Yes it does ever since I first moved to Sunnydale. First it was Angel, I thought that I was going to spend the rest of my life with him and then he leaves. Then when I try to go normal with Riley, he is involved in some kind of demon catching organization. Then when I finally realize I can love him he leaves me. Then a couple of months later my mother died and I love her more than anything."

Buffy stopped for a second to catch her breath and tried her best not to cry.

"Then the whole thing with Glory taking Dawn and then Dawn dieing…"

"Buffy just because those things happened doesn't mean your life sucks. Think about all the good things that have happened in your life."

"You know your right, and I've had some good things happen to me today."

"Like what." Spike asked curious to know.

"Well it was funny seeing you in that dress. You helped me today. You made me get my mind off of Dawn and it was a good day and now you are moving in and I got beer."

They both laughed.

"Buffy how many have you had."

"Oh I don't know. I lost count after the first six or seven."

"I think you've had enough." Spike tried to pull the beer out of her hand but she kept a strong grip.

"Fine, but we need to do something besides sit here and drink. It is getting kinda boring."

"Fine, how about a little game of truth or dare." Buffy suggested while reaching over Spike to get another beer.

"Fine. You go first."

"Okay, okay, your turn Buffy."

"Fine. Truth or dare."

"Truth."

"Ok let me think for a second." Buffy laid her head down on Spike's shoulder.

"How many girls have you slept with since you were turned?"

Spike laid his head against the couch trying to think. "Don't judge me but I would have to say around 297."

"HOLY CRAP SPIKE. I've only slept with 3. You've slept with 294 more people."

"Well I am older than you."

"Yeah but only by a hundred years or so and still that is a lot of girls."

"Ok whatever, truth or dare."

"I'll be risky. Dare."

Now Spike had to come up with a really good dare for her. "I dare you to um… order a pizza..."

"Come on Spike that is way easy."

"If you let me finish. I dare you to order a pizza and when the delivery man comes you have flash him."

"WHAT? NO!"

"A dare's a dare, luv."

"Fine"

Spike watched Buffy dial the number to the pizza place. "Yes I would like to order one small cheese pizza."

Spike and Buffy were sitting on the couch waiting for the delivery man when all of a sudden they hear the doorbell. Buffy got up to answer the door and when she opened it she saw a girl instead.

"Spike, what if it is a girl."

"Oooh even better, you have to do it anyway."

"Oh Crap." Buffy mumbled under her breath.

"That'll be $6.95."

Buffy handed her the money, lifted up her shirt for a few seconds, grabbed the pizza with a quick apology and slammed the door.

Buffy turned around to see a very cheerful Spike. "I'm so gonna kill you.

"Whatever you say sweetheart, but that was blood funny."

Buffy took the pizza to the couch and sat down followed by Spike.

"So truth or dare Spike."

"I'll probably regret it but dare."