The Stupid Wench

An InuYashaFic

By Tasha Conley

When the gang goes to a common festival, they meet a so-called fortuneteller who predicts InuYasha's fortune. He calls her stupid, calls her false. Therefore, she puts a spell on him, but Kagome has a big role in this spell, and the stupid fortuneteller didn't even tell her!

Chapter Three

"InuYasha, how about we do a fun project?" Kagome asked. In her arms she held five notebooks, and pencils. One was blue, another red, another pink, another black, and the final one was a sky blue.

InuYasha looked at her uncertainly. Sango and Miroku looked up. Shippo jumped up next to Kagome, and yelled, "Yeah! Kagome lets do the project…who cares what InuYasha thinks?"

"Yeah, you know InuYasha will say no," Sango replied. She stood up and walked next to Kagome. Sango stared at Miroku expectantly. Miroku rolled his eyes.

"Does it have anything to do with women?" Miroku drawled. Kagome smiled. She gave him a black notebook, and a yellow number two pencil. Then passed out a notebook and pencil to both Sango and Shippo. Shippo's notebook was colored blue, while Sango's was colored the light blue.

Sango slapped Miroku across the face. He smiled wide, and said, "Sango, I was just kidding, you're the only one for me, love."

Sango's eyes went wide, and her cheeks turned into a light pink. Miroku's hand slowly reached near Sango's butt, and then…

"Miroku! Keep your hands to yourself pervert!" Sango screamed in his ear. Miroku covered his ears with his hands and sighed.

"If you want the project to be about women, you can have it be about women, Miroku," Kagome replied hastily. She held out the red notebook, and the fourth pencil out to InuYasha. "Come on, please?"

InuYasha scanned the notebook, looking for any evil lurking through out the cover. "Wireless?" He asked.

"There's no wire, it's just paper you can rip out. Come on please? Please?" Kagome asked. She held up the notebook and pencil closer to him.

"What are we going to do with them?" InuYasha asked. He looked at Kagome in the eyes. Then he smiled.

"We'll just write in them anytime we want to, like a place to keep your thoughts and it's personal so you need to keep it with you, and no one can read it," Kagome replied.

"No. Let's go look for Shikon Shards," InuYasha replied, pulling his face to the right, and putting his nose up. He held his hand in the arm cloth of his kimono, and looked at the ceiling. Perhaps it made him look serious, but whatever his reason, he looked like a female snob rejecting a boy at high school.

'Come on, you know you want to. You want to do it. Do it! Do it! Listen, just do it! Do whatever you want to do, you don't have to listen to anyone except you. Do what you want and don't care what anyone else thinks,' His brain told him.

"Shut up!" InuYasha yelled. He pulled his arms out, and held onto the sides of his head, yelling, "Shut up! Shut up!"

Kagome glared at him. "I don't know what your problem is lately, InuYasha, but I'm going home!"

She dropped the notebook and pencil in front of him, picked up her back pack, pink journal, pencil, and ran out the door as fast as she could.

Shippo watched as Kagome ran out the door and through the fields. He sniffed the air. She was angry. "InuYasha, smell what you did!" He yelled.

"What'd I do to her?" InuYasha asked confused. "Oh no, she didn't think I was yelling at her did she? I was yelling at myself. Kagome!"

InuYasha raced after Kagome.

Miroku and Sango looked at each other , then at Shippo. "What's up with him?" They asked at the same time.

"I don't know…he was strange yesterday too, remember?" Shippo replied. "He made me and Kagome play tag with him, he said no to these things and then he like agreed to the things he said no to."

"Oh, I know what the curse is then," Miroku replied.

"What, Miroku?" Sango asked petting Kirrara, who was currently sitting on her lap, attempting to take a nap.

"Yeah, what do you think the curse is?" Shippo sat on the ground and stared at Miroku intently.

"He's on impulse," Miroku closed his eyes, and replied simply.

"What's impulse?" Shippo asked Sango.

"Why do always have to be such a jerk, InuYasha?" Kagome asked the sky while walking to the bone eater's well.

"I don't try to be, Kagome. I'm sorry," InuYasha said touching her shoulder, away from her sight.

Kagome jumped up in fright. She turned around. "Oh, it's you. I'm going home InuYasha. Don't try to convince me otherwise, or I'll Osawari you!"

"Kagome!" InuYasha said as he fell to the ground. He stood up three minutes later, and glared at Kagome. She giggled, and apologized.

"I'm gonna have to punish you for that Kagome," InuYasha whispered to himself.

"I want to write in that paper thing. I'll do it if you stay here, with me, where you belong," InuYasha mumbled quietly.

"I don't belong here, I CHOOSE whether or notto be here InuYasha. I BELONG at home," Kagome replied. InuYasha was making her nervous, so she walked even faster.

"I told you, you don't trip here as often as in the present," InuYasha said. He ran up and grabbed her.

"INUYASHA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? LET ME GO!" Kagome shrieked. She kicked at him for a little bit, at least until he stopped at the well.

"Kagome, you wanna know a secret?" InuYasha whispered into her ear. His warm breath tickled against her skin. Suddenly her arms were covered in goose bumps.

"What?" She whispered back. She looked up into his amber eyes, and smiled.

"I've always wanted to kiss you, Kagome," InuYasha grinned. He leaned down slowly. Kagome smiled back, and leaned forward. She closed her eyes, and leaned forward some more, until InuYasha backed away. "But I won't since you're angry with me."

He jumped away back to Kaede's village. "I'll see you later, Kagome!" He yelled.

Kagome jumped into the well. When she was on the other side, Kagome sat in the well house. That was when she thought, 'InuYasha, what's wrong with you?'

Okay, what'd ya think? I let you know what the curse is. On Impulse, is when u do everything you want to do just in case ur wondering.

I'm enjoying writing this, and in case you're wondering, InuYasha and the characters will write in their journals starting in chapter four. But I'm going to wait until Thursday to write it okay? Chapter four you know. So it should be out on Friday. Then I'll write chapter five on Friday, and that would be out on Saturday, then you'll have to wait until Monday for chapter six, and we'll follow the same routine until chapter ten is over, and I finish the epilogue. Then that story will be complete and I'll work on my first attempt at an InuYasha fic, the trouble with English assignments.

So you wanna know the cool thing about this story? It should be finished before the 20th of July…Kool huh? Told you I don't slack. Anyways, if you have any ideas for the story, please email them to me at .Thanks.