The Stupid Wench

An InuYashaFic

By Tasha Conley

When the gang goes to a common festival, they meet a so-called fortuneteller who predicts InuYasha's fortune. He calls her stupid, calls her false. Therefore, she puts a spell on him, but Kagome has a big role in this spell, and the stupid fortuneteller didn't even tell her!

Okay look, I may not be able to follow through tomorrow on writing chapter five due to the fact that it's almost completely my sister's day online tomorrow. I may be able to slip it in, but if not...I'll try to get it in on monday followed by chapter six. Okie dokie?

Anyways, guess what? My brother's are currently fighting over who gets to sleep in which bed, and what not...even though it is ten twenty one pm my time. I guess I should get to writing the story huh? Well, Here we go!

Chapter Four

'Hi. Uh, I don't know what to write in here, but Kagome said it would be fun. Well, I hope she brings home some candy for me to eat all by myself. Then InuYasha would be sooo jealous. Uh, InuYasha is looking at me funny from across the fire...gotta go!

-Shippo'

Shippo looked at Miroku, who was intently writing in his journal. He was biting his lip, as he was scrawling across the paper with his pencil. Shippo took notice of Sango, who was attempting reading what Miroku was writing from a side view. Miroku turned and smiled at her. He gave her the notebook. When she read it, Sango's face turned a beet red.

'Dearest Sango,

I know you're reading what I'm writing...or at least trying to. You wanna know a secret? I doubt you consider it a secret, but I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world!

Miroku'

"Uh thanks, Miroku," Sango said. She gave Miroku back his journal. "Don't you let me read anything from your journal ever again."

Miroku frowned, and looked at the black cover of his notebook. "Okay."

InuYasha was sitting thinking about what to write in his journal. He tapped the pink eraser of his pencil on one of the pagesin his notebook. He sighed, and pushed his bangs away from his face. He bit his tongue, and then with his eyes filled with satisfaction, he began to write.

'Everyone thinks I'm acting strange lately, but I don't think so. I'm still being myself, I'm just doing what I want to do when I want to do itis all.

I'm bored when Kagome's not around. She'll be home in two days, and I'll probably surprise her when she's back. I found some big red flowers with thorns on the stems. Roses, right? There's also some pink, yellow,and white ones. They're all on the shore by the lake.

My head hurts again. Maybe that wench at the festival did put a curse on me. Well, I'm strong. So, I'll deal with it. Nothing is intimidating to me. Not even the few measly headaches she provided me.

Hey! Shippo is writing in his journal too! I guess this is easier. Now I don't have all these thoughts in my head.

InuYasha'

When InuYasha finished writing in his journal, he stared at the fire. Watching as the flames swished and swashed, showing forms of wolf demons, horses, and ...Kagome.

"Hey, InuYasha...what do you think is up with you?" Shippo asked quietly. "I think you should ask Kaede how to talk to that fortune teller."

"I know where that fortune teller lives," Miroku said. He smiled sweetly at Sango. "Better not ask how."

He pulled out a map, which looked like it was fastly drawn up. There were pieces of the paperripped up, and stains ofwater wrinkled and dried in the middle.It showed Kaede's village, and right near the end of the village to the trail which leads you to the bone eater well, there was a sign next to a house that said, ' Visit me hot stuff!'

"Wow...got some huh, Miroku?" InuYasha laughed,"Well she was kind of pretty I guess. For a stupid, fake, annoying wench."

"A fake wench...who put a spell on you, forcing you to be on impulse," Sango pointed out. Her finger was pointing up at the sky. She was frowning at InuYasha.

Shippo stared at them once more. Confusion was bubbling up in his mind, and he whined, "What's impulse? I don't get it."

"Feh," InuYasha growled. "She was a fake, and she only gave me headaches that hurts like hell everytime I think about her."

Sango laughed. She was currentely sitting down with Kirrara in her lap. She sat Kirrara as she slept, and suggested that they leave to see the woman in the morning, and return before Kagome comes back.

When everyone agreed, InuYasha, Miroku, and Shippo followed Kirrara's suit. They decided to sleep for the rest of the night by the fire tonight. Sango on the other hand, pulled out her diary and pencil and began to write.

'Dear Diary,

My head hurts. I have this headache, but that may only be from the fire. I've noticed InuYasha is acting strangely. I bet you he likes Kagome. The way hes been acting, you'd think his next act would to pick roses for Kagome and me. He's even being nice to Shippo.

Anyways, I think I kind of like Miroku a little...but SSSHHHH! Don't tell anyone.

Well, I need some sleep.

Sango

Okay, I knwo it's not alot. I'm going to do the revised story some other time, because today i just thought up a new plot for a different InuYasha story...I'll probably delete The Trouble With English Assignments until I finish some other projects. I think after I finish this story, I'll work on the new idea, and I bet you'll probably like it. I'm going to cut this story down to prologue, eight chapters and epligue.Please don't hurt me! Anyways, I gotta go...Tasha

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