I had pinched his ass and winked, telling him how much I loved his cooking. He blanched, and stuttered a weak thank you before rushing off.
Have you tortured your vice-captain today?
It's the best part about being a captain. Especially when your vice-captain is Kira Izuru. And also when you know that he's telling the other vice-captains. You see their confused stares. So then you pull him into a close hug for extra measure, and you can almost feel the color draining from his face.
It's fun to scare people.
And to torture your vice-captain.