Oh crap! Where the heck was I with this story? Erm... What had I planned? Where was I going? Why don't I ever take notes? Oh... I know. Because I think I can remember them! And you know what? That's not true because I totally, absolutely, unmistakably for-... Oh...Never mind. I remember now Howdy everyone! Been awhile, nay? Sorry. I kind of got caught up in a new story of mine and my older ones. Almost finished with some of my older ones, finally! Well, sorry for the wait. I know y'all been dying to read this next chapter! Hee Hee!

Diclaimer- No more, nope, no more. That's it. This is the last time I'm saying this, and you know how I'm going to accomplish this? Like this. I don't own Inuyasha, times twenty! That will last it for twenty chapters If this will get twenty more chapters. I don't know how much longer this is going to be to tell ya the truth.

No Place Like Home

Inuyasha couldn't peal his eyes off the view outside the limousine. His violet eyes wide, his mouth hanging open in disbelief. Inuyasha is, for lack of better words, amazed. It was a two hour drive, Inuyasha was beginning to get tired of sitting around. Then the limousine pulled through a large gate, making its way up a long driveway.

Beautiful sculpted bushes stand on each side of the driveway. Elephants, tigers, hunters, bears, wolves, and other variously shaped bushes are passed by the limo. Inuyasha just sat there unblinking at the acres and acres of greens. No business buildings standing side to side, no scummy apartments crammed together, no streets for bums to live on. Everything was just, natural. Untainted by construction. It was a first time for Inuyasha to see nature at it's most beautiful. Having been living in the city his whole life, he's never seen so much green in one place at one time.

The limo came to a halt and Inuyasha found himself starring at a big large, no massive, mansion. 'Screw mansion, it's a fucking castle!' Inuyasha thinks to himself. He's faintly aware that Naraku is speaking to him, but Inuyasha can't seem to pick up the words as he stares admiringly at the large building, 'Shit, if this guy is really my brother. My family is rich.'

"Are you listening?" Naraku asks, his voice raising a few notches to get the thief's attention.

"Yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever." Inuyasha replies, waving the man off as he continues to stare out the window. When Inuyasha described it as a castle, he wasn't far off. The place is massive, two double doors in the front, large windows spread throughout the mansion. It looks like it could possible be three stories. At the sides of the mansion stands two large towers. They tower high above the rest of the mansion.

Inuyasha falls forward, landing on the gravel driveway, having not expected the door to suddenly open. "Watch what you're doing!" Inuyasha yells at the limo driver. Naraku shakes his head as he steps out of the limo, stepping over Inuyasha's sprawled out form. He turns towards another limo as it stops in the back of theirs. Inuyasha pushes himself to his feet and dusts himself off. "Who this?" He asks, shielding his eyes from the brightness of the sun.

Naraku glances over his shoulder and raises an eyebrow at Inuyasha, "This would be your body guard."

Inuyasha replies with an audible 'Oh,' as he watches the limo driver run around the car to open the back door. For a moment no one steps out. After a few seconds pass, Sango steps out of her car, her gaze never leaving the mansion in front of her as she's stuck in a trance. Inuyasha smirks a little, evidently, he's not the only one impressed with how much money this guy has. He's never seen the officer so transfixed on something. He has to admit, he could stand there starring at her all day like this.

"Mr. Youhan."

'Where the hell did that come from?' Inuyasha thinks to himself.

"Mr. Youhan."

'Well... I guess she isn't that bad looking. Well... I knew that before. I knew that the night she ran me over with her damn car.'

"Mr. Youhan..."

'Hmm... She'll be around me twenty four hours a day.' A smirk appears on Inuyasha's face again, 'I wonder if I could'

"Mr. Youhan!"

Inuyasha jumps in surprise from Naraku's shout. He turns around quickly an snaps at him, "What? And stop calling me that!" Inuyasha adds as a second thought.

Naraku rubs his temples and shakes his head, giving a sigh of annoyance, "Top executive and I'm stuck playing tour guide." Naraku grumbles to himself. He glances back up to Inuyasha, "We'll be going in now." He announces.

"So I get to meet this Good Ol' Brother of mine now." Inuyasha comments, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Mr. Youhan is a very busy man. I'm afraid you won't be seeing him for awhile. He has important matters to attend to." Naraku replies heading towards the front door.

"More important then meeting his lost brother?" Inuyasha asks, not noticing Sango stepping up to his side.

Naraku stops and turns around, a cold smile spreading across his face, "Don't get me wrong. Meeting a family member that's been living like a lowlife his whole life is important to Mr. Youhan. But this business requires a lot of attention. He can't simply drop everything to meet... you."

Inuyasha narrows his eyes at Naraku, not liking the tone in his voice. 'So, I'm just a disgusting lowlife, am I?' He thinks to himself all the while thinking of various techniques to torture Naraku.

"May I ask where I should put my things?" Sango speaks up before the two get caught up into a verbal war.

Naraku directs his gaze over to the officer. He gives her a quick look through, "Your luggage will be brought up to your room." He announces be fore turning around and entering the mansion, "Hurry up. There's much to be done today."

Inuyasha grinds his teeth, glaring at Naraku's retreating form, "I don't like this jackass." He says to himself. He gaze snaps to Sango as she walks up ahead, not saying a word to him, "Well aren't you the anxious one." Inuyasha calls out before following her in.

Inuyasha stops at Sango's side, his gaze landing on Naraku as he speaks to some woman. They seem to be arguing quietly to each other, too quiet for Inuyasha to pick up walk they're saying. Finally the woman hangs her head in defeat and heads over to the two, "You must be Mr. Youhan's younger brother, Inuyasha. " The woman comments as she stops in front of them.

Inuyasha crosses his arms, giving a smug look, "Well, she obviously can't be his brother." Inuyasha comments, referring to Sango. Sango in turn, rubs her temples in aggravation.

The woman sucks in her lips, obviously biting back a retort. She lets out a soft breath, "And you are?" She asks the officer.

"Sango Slayer. I'll be the one watching him." Sango replies confidently.

The woman nods her head, "My name is Kagura. I'm Naraku's assistant. I'll be showing you around."

"Aw... You mean we don't get the jackass as a tour guide?" Inuyasha asks, feigning disappointment. Sango elbows him in his side, "Oof! What the hell wench!"

"Behave yourself." Sango snaps.

"I'll do what the hell I want." Inuyasha crosses his arms and scowls.

Kagura looks between the two in amusement, "Well, that was an interesting display. You'll have to forgive Naraku, he may still be a bit upset about losing his position as Vice President of Youhan's."

"Youhan's?" Sango repeats questioningly.

Kagura nods her head, "Mr. Youhan's father had named the business after the family name."

"So Why'd the jackass lose Vice President?" Inuyasha asks, not particularly interested.

"Because you appeared." Kagura replies. Upon the set of confused looks, Kagura smiles in amusement, "Youhan's is a family business. Your brother was the V.P. when your father was alive. He's president now, and you're the V.P."

"What?" Inuyasha snaps, "You have to be screwing with me. Why the hell would I be the Vice President? I don't even know what this business does!" Inuyasha flails his arms above his head in exaggeration.

"It'll all be explained to you." Kagura replies coolly, "As for why you're the new V.P. around here. Like I said, Youhan's is a family business. You becoming the Vice President was written in your father's Will."

"My father's Will?" Inuyasha repeats softly.

Sango glances at Inuyasha for a moment before turning back to Kagura, "How did he die? I saw the report on the news but... I didn't catch the reasons of his death."

"Sickness." Kagura turns around and begins heading up the stairs, "Let me show the two of you to your room."

"Room? You mean as in there's one?" Sango asks uncertainly. "We're sharing a room?"

Kagura turns around and raises an eyebrow. Inuyasha shoves his hands in his pockets and glances off into space, not paying attention to the conversation. "I'm afraid there's only one room open. The rest are already occupied with staff members." Kagura explains, a half smile tugs onto her lips, "Besides, you are to guarding him twenty-four hours a day, correct?"

"Yeah but-"

"Good." Kagura cuts her off, "Then there's no problems. The room is large enough to fit both of you." Naraku's assistant leads them over to the East Wing on the second floor. They travel down the hall, passing several doors at the side. They stop in front of a large door at the end of the hall, "Here it is. Feel free to ask the staff for anything." Kagura turns around to leave them outside their room.

"Wait a minute." Sango stops her, "Weren't you suppose to show us around?"

Kagura shrugs her shoulders, "Another day. I have more pressing matters to go to. Besides, it isn't like you need me to hold your hand to walk around."

"But I have a job to do!" Sango shouts. Kagura however, doesn't pay any attention to her as she walks away. Sango sighs and rubs her temples in aggravation. 'Why does it seem like everyone here is against us?"

"Whoa..."

Sango hears Inuyasha from behind her. She turns around and walks into the room to see what had seemingly amazed Inuyasha. Sango's eyes widen a bit as she blinks in surprise at the large bedroom. The flooring is wood, that shines from being freshly polished. Red drapes hang off of the large windows, the view of the fields outside can be seen from the window. There's a large cherry wood dresser at the right side, a large mirror standing above it. Down at the other end of the room there's a large television, a couch set up in front of it. There's a small mini fridge in the corner near the television. There's a door open that leads to what looks like a large bathroom. There's a pair of sliding glass doors that lead out to the deck.

Those were the small details that Sango picked up after one very important one, the only one that matters in her opinion. 'One bed.' One incredibly large king sized bed with crimson sheets. Evidently, Inuyasha had not noticed this detail since he was heading over to the television. 'Maybe I can ask to have another one brought up here.' Sango thinks to herself.

Inuyasha chuckles to himself as he heads over to the large television, laughing silently to himself at the officer's distressed looks. The reasons of her distress wasn't hard to figure out. She had been staring at the bed for a few minutes now, the only bed. Apparently she doesn't like the idea of sharing a bed. Inuyasha stops in front of the television and tilts his head to the side. It's definitely a much better one than the piece of junk Sango has in her apartment. Inuyasha kneels down and presses the power button. Inuyasha presses the button again when it doesn't work. "Piece of shit." Inuyasha exclaims before pounding his fist on top of it.

"Don't do that!" Sango shouts racing towards the television, "What'll you do if you break it, you idiot!"

"It isn't working anyway." Inuyasha mutters to himself as he crosses his arms.

"That's because it's not hooked up." Both Sango and Inuyasha jumps in surprise at the voice. Turning around quickly the find themselves starring at a man. His long silver hair falling to his lower back. His amber eyes are like little orbs of molten gold. He's tall and lean. He has high cheekbones that most men don't have. However, despite his somewhat feminine appearance, his gaze is intimidating. Sango's back feels like something crawled down her spine when his gaze lands on her. From the even line his lips are set in, Sango guessed immediately the guy was most likely coldhearted.

Inuyasha walks around to see the back of the television, annoyed to see the wires not attached, "Who's the jackass who had this unhooked?" Inuyasha demands.

The man raises an eyebrow at Inuyasha, "He's standing before you."

Inuyasha scowls, "And who the hell are you?"

"Sessomarouh. I'm your brother."

"Agh... My brother is so womanly looking." Inuyasha mutters to himself.

"Your social skills are amazing." Sessomarouh comments before rolling his eyes.

Inuyasha crosses his arms, his eye twitching a bit, "So you're the one I'm suppose to thank for getting me out of jail."

"Don't bother. I would have left you there if I had my way." Sessomarouh replies coldly.

"Than why the hell did you get me out?"

"Father's Will specifically said that I could not touch anything until you were found. I could not control the business until you had been brought here. I came up to see who my brother was." Sessomarouh looks Inuyasha up and down, a scowl forming on his lips, "I must say, I'm disappointed. You're dirty, uncivilized, ignorant, and annoying. I can see why father left you on the streets for so long, you fit in perfectly."

Sango couldn't do more than just listen to the exchange of words. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. This guy, who claims to be Inuyasha's brother, says that he would have left him in jail if he hadn't need him to get his hands on his father's fortune? 'There's something odd here...' Sango's brows furrow in annoyance, 'He looks familiar from somewhere. I swear I've seen him before.' Sango snaps out of her reverie as Inuyasha slams the bedroom door. Apparently, his brother had left, leaving an angry thief behind.

Inuyasha growls in anger as he stomps his way towards the couch, "Now I know why I never cared about finding any family I had, they're all jackasses." He plops down on the couch and lays down.

Sango walks to the couch and looks over the back of it to glance down at Inuyasha, "What are you doing?" She asks in confusion.

"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm going to sleep!"

"The bed is over there." Sango replies, pointing over to the large bed.

"You can have it. I'll take the couch." Inuyasha closes his eyes, his brows furrowed in annoyance.

"No, you take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch."

"Goddamnit. I said I'll take it already! I've slept on the couch at your place. I'm used to it."

Sango crosses her arms and glares at Inuyasha, "Right, at MY place. Technically, this is YOUR place. So I'll sleep on the couch."

Inuyasha cracks open one eye, a smirk appearing on his face, "My place, my rules. You get the bed and I get the couch."

Sango gives an aggravated noise before marching towards the door. She opens it up and stops to find someone standing in front of it, their hand hovering above it as if they were what to knock, "What?" Sango demands.

The man gulps nervously, "Um... luggage?"

"Just... chuck it somewhere in the room." Sango says before leaving the room to go venture off. Anywhere to get away from Inuyasha.

Okay... I'll admit it right now. This... wasn't a very well written chapter. It's bit rushed as you can tell, it lacks detail. But that's because I wanted to get the two settled in, introduce a few other characters and begin working on Sango's and Inuyasha's building annoy/love relationship, all in one chapter. Now that that's out of the way, (The most aggravating part) I can concentrate on the next chapter. It'll be much better. So until then (Hopefully sooner this time) I'll leave you with this. TTNC!