I've Never…

I've Never

PG-13

Summary: Set during and after the end of The Gift. Dawn dies instead of Buffy. Buffy doesn't want to be alone in her house so she turns to Spike for company. With a pink dress and a lot of alcohol involved the two become closer. AtS crossover.

Disclaimer: We own nothing, it all belongs to Joss

"Okay, so we set eleven shot glasses, in the middle, and fill it with an alcoholic beverage. Then we go around and one person will say something they've never done before. Then the people who have done what you haven't done, they have to take a shot. Everybody understand?" Everyone nodded their heads in response to Anya, "Okay, let's start I'll go first." Anya began thinking of her first question.

"I've never had sex with a vampire." Immediately Buffy, Spike, and Angel took a shot. Fred shot a weird look at Wesley.

"She was with Angel," he whispered back.

"Okay my turn." Xander said enthusiastically, "I've never…had sex with a garden gnome." Anya reached for her shot glass and when she put it back down, all eyes were on her.

"What, it was a long time ago and besides I was bored."

"Okay let's continue," Willow said immediately following, "I've never cheated on a test." With that Spike, Buffy, Cordy, Wesley, Gunn, Anya, and Xander took their shots. Next came Tara's turn,

"I've never had sex with a guy." All other girls along with Spike and Angel took a shot.

"Man you two, you'll just do it will anybody," Gunn said to the two vampires.

"Wait. You two didn't. Did you?" Buffy asked suspiciously.

"NO! No, never. Okay maybe once…or twice," Spike answered in a low voice.

"Oh. Ew. Gross. Nasty," were all replies to this new information.

"It's not are fault Dru and Darla were kinky." Angel said with embarrassment.

"Okay moving on, I never want to have this conversation again." Spike said getting on with the game. Everyone except Angel and Spike took a shot.

"Again, moving on. I never peed in my pants in high school." Buffy stated partly proud of herself. Embarrassed Xander reached for his shot and downed it.

"What? It was the clown!" Xander said in his defense.

"Gross. Oh I gave the perfect one. I have never worn a pink dress." Cordy said quickly after. Soon followed with Buffy, Anya, Fred, and Spike taking their drinks.

"So what Xander told us was true?" Anya asked.

"Hey! I didn't have any clothes." Spike stated.

"Why not?" Angel quickly asked.

"Apparently he was taking a shower." Xander answered for Spike.

"Angel. Your turn," Buffy interrupted.

"Well in that case I've never worn panty hose." Soon there was Cordy, Fred, Anya, Willow, Tara, Buffy and Spike drinking.

"Before anyone says anything, they went with the dress," Spike said defensively.

"Anyway I believe it's my turn now?" Wesley asked, "So, okay. I've never worn high heeled shoes."

"Will you, bloody people, just leave me alone!" Spike shouted before downing the shot. Also followed by all the girls.

"Can we please change the subject?" Spike asked getting a little annoyed.

"Fine," Gunn replied, "my turn. I've never had sex in a public facility." Anya, Xander, Spike, Buffy, Angel and Cordy all took a shot. Xander was suddenly surprised,

"Buffy how? What? When?"

"That's for me to know and for you never to find out."

"But…"

"My turn," Fred jumped in trying to help Buffy out a little, "Um…Well I've never worn a thong before." Anya, Buffy, Cordy, and Willow all downed a shot while Spike mumbled under his breath,

"Bloody hell," before taking his too. Again when he was done, everybody except Buffy was staring at him.

"I had no underwear and Buffy wouldn't allow me to wear the dress without any."

"Anya your turn. I would like to get the image of Spike in a thong out of my brain as soon as possible. Thanks." Xander begged.

"Alright fine. I've never had sex in a pool." Buffy, Spike, and Cordy took a shot.

"Again I ask, how? What? When?"

"Well in reply to your questions I say again, that is for me to know and for you never to find out."

"Okay fine I give up. I never had sex until I was 17." Everybody took a shot.

"Well Xander looks like you were last to lose your virginity." Spike spat out.

"So, at least I didn't dress up like a girl."

"Yeah, but…"

"Stop it. This could go on forever," Willow shouted to get them to stop. Now my turn…I've never had sex with a slayer." Xander, Spike, and Angel all took a shot.

"So Spike which one was it, the one from China, or New York?" Angel asked curiously.

"Neither." Spike replied.

"Come on tell us which one then."

"It doesn't matter now drop it Peaches."

"I won't drop it until you tell me. Now which one was it?"

"Angel it really doesn't matter." Tara spoke.

"Yes it does."

"No, it really doesn't," Buffy chipped in.

"You two didn't. Did you?" Angel asked looking from Buffy to Spike.

"Well…um…yes." Buffy answered all embarrassed. After a couple of seconds of silence Buffy spoke, "So who wants cake?" Buffy asked before heading straight to the kitchen. Soon followed by Willow.