A/N: I pretty much ripped the title off of the CardCaptor Sakura short "Leave it to Kero-chan".
It seemed like a lot of injured people had come to the 4th Division that day for it to have been a normal day. And when she heard the call for captains to report, she wasn't very suprised. She carefully instructed Isane to continue tending to the wounded, and that she should send out a patrol if the flow of injured didn't lessen.
So now she was with the other captains, assembled quietly and awaiting the arrival of Zaraki so that the meeting could commence.
Unfortunately, Zaraki seemed to be running quite late - the call had gone out over fifteen minutes ago, and he had yet to show. She frowned and wondered if there was any way he could've gotten injured in what appeared to be widespread chaos… although it did seem unlikely given that it was Zaraki…
It seemed as if the meeting was going to begin without him, when suddenly a quite small and pink-haired shinigami stumbled in - Yachiru to be exact. She hiccuped and giggled, "Ken-chan can't come to the meeting! He's DRUNK!"
Yamamoto nodded at her, "Well then, I am glad that you had enough discipline to handle the situation and come in his place, young one."
"Oh, I didn't come for Ken-chan! I came to tell you that most of my division is unconscious!"
"Oh? And why is this?"
She smiled, and bounced up to the elder shinigami, "Because Ken-chan gave me sake!"