Chapter 2: The alliance of bosses
This story is by me Eternal Deep and if I see it on any other site I will sue your asses to the GROUND!
Oh and I lied about this chapter's name
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"Hey Zelda, what's going on?" said Link as he readied Epona. "Oh please Link don't fight Ganondorf PLEASE." Zelda pleaded. "Zelda this is something I have to settle. If I don't kill him he will kill me. Please don't cry." said Link. Zelda wiped the water from her eyes. Zelda quickly pressed her lips onto Link's lips. Link's eyes went into surprise. "Zelda……..Wow, Haven't gotten that in a while." said Link. "Don't you like it?" asked Zelda. "Ehh, Yes I do. In fact I would like to do it again." said Link. Link pulled Zelda to him and kissed her. She closed her eyes in pleasure. "Link………." Said Zelda as she grabbed his hand and pulled him to their house. She opened the door and pulled Link into the bedroom. Link saw where this was going and before Zelda could be manly, Link threw her onto the bed.
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"Goodbye Link! I love you!" Yelled Zelda as Link rode off to the field of Hyrule. "I love you too Zelda." yelled back Link. Link stopped when he hit the field. Something was forming around him. 3 dark rings of darkness formed around Link's body. "What the fuck?" asked Link to himself as he was being carried off by the rings. The rings squeezed Link so tight that he passed out.
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Link woke up in a prison cell. Next to him was a man chained to the wall. "Look new fresh meat." said the man. "Fuck off Ill slice your dick off before you try and rape me!" said Link. "By the way where am I?" asked Link to another person in the cell with him. "You are in the temple of boss." said another man. Link felt himself and he still had all his equipment with him. "Ok guys I'm going to get us out of here." said Link as he drew out his megaton hammer. He smashed open the gate and unequipped it. He quickly ran out of the shattered gate. He looked back to the cell members. "Are you guys coming?" asked Link. "No we can't fight off the monsters in this dungeon." said the man in chains. "I will come back for you, ok?" said Link. The men all nodded. "Good luck, the leader of this dungeon is in the basement." said the man in chains. Link ran towards the door. He smashed it open with his Megaton Hammer. He raced down the hall it exposed. He then reached a dead end. He took out the lens of truth and spotted a door. He shattered it with his megaton hammer and revealed a room. The room was full of redeads. He heard the screaming shouts of the redead. He took out his ocarina and played the sun song. The redeads froze and Link hook shot to the door above. He kicked it open with his legs and raced down into it. He hit a hole and fell down. His body hit the hard, cold ground. "Link, we meet again." said a familiar voice. He looked over to see Phantom Ganon on a horse. The room was decorated in 8 of the same pictures. "I'll kill you and your phantom Ganondorf. Phantom Ganon raced into a picture and Link took out his bow and zoomed around to see which picture he was coming out of. The Light arrow built up and as soon as he saw Ganondorf come out of the picture he shot. It hit with perfect ness. Gannon's horse disappeared and phantom Ganon floated in the air. "You remember the old drill Link. Be prepared for my lightning attacked." Said Ganon. "I have a surprise for you now Ganon!" shouted Link as he shot a light arrow pierced into the heart of Ganondorf. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled phantom Ganon as his body shriveled up into a prune. "You are no more Ganon." said Link as he walked into the door in front of him. Link noticed this room right away. Volvagia's domain. It still remained the same as it was. A bunch of lava pits. Link all of a sudden heard the ground rumble. "WHAT THE HELL!?" said Link. Volvagia rose up from the ground. "Link, we meet again!" said Volvagia in dragon language.
Link pulled out his megaton hammer. "Let's rumble!" said Link. Volvagia spat out fire and Link dodged. A bunch of rocks came tumbling down and Link swiftly dodged them. A rock came hurtling toward Link and he smashed it in bits with the megaton hammer. "Come on you Volvagia basterd." said Link to himself. Volvagia reared out his head and Link threw the megaton hammer at Volvagia's head and it snapped its bones in pieces. "SCORE" said Link as he hook shot out of the room onto the next door. The room erupted and lava shot onto Link's cloak, eating some of his tunic. "Damnit, this cloak cost me 500 rupees." Link said. Link raced into the next room and he put on his Iron boots as he put on his blue tunic and dived into the water. The next place was underwater. Link had to get used to underwater travels again. 10 clam monsters appeared and he took out his long shot. He smashed the muscle of one of the clam monsters and it snapped in half and flew into his face, making a cut on his cheek. He flipped backwards and hook shot another one in the muscle and hit the wall, making a dent. He then pushed off and shot two through the muscle. He then hook shot the rest of the six monsters in one clean slate of a shot. He then raced down the underwater path. Two Blocks were in his way and he pushed them forward into a hole. He then walked into another room and the big amoeba monster thingy. He hook shot its core and sliced it with his biggoron sword. It died instantly. "These monsters are just way to easy for me." said Link to himself. Link opened the door to the next to him. He fell downward as soon as he opened the door. He fell and flipped over and hit a big bongo drum. He got bounced up and then hit back hard onto the drum. Bongo Bongo jumped out. He started patting the drums. Link was bounced up and down. It kind of tore at his skin and he got a few cuts. He then aimed an arrow at bongo's eye and shot. It hit perfectly and he then took out his sword and threw it into the stunned bongo bongo. He quickly raced to get the sword and bongo bongo dissolved from pain. In the sudden steel spiked walls came closing in on him and he hesitated. He then hook shot onto a spike and realized there was no way out. "NO it can't end here!" yelled Link. He remembered den's fire and he quickly used it, blasting it downward. He flipped down onto the bongo drum as the steel walls melted. "Link…." said a distant voice. "Rauru? Is that you, where are you?" said Link. Rauru appeared next to Link. "Come on Hurry this place is going to disappear into the darkness!" said Rauru as he flung out his hand to Link. "Come on grab it, I'll guide you out of here!" said Rauru. "I can't there is still people here!" said Link. "There is no time for them!!!" said Rauru as he grabbed Link's hand and warped him onto the field of Hyrule. "NO!" yelled Link. Link had failed yet again to save someone. "Link I must tell you something. Ganondorf has combined with Nabooru to strengthen himself. You will not win if you fight." said Rauru. "Nabooru….when…" Said Link before Rauru came in. "She was the ninja that saved your life." said Rauru. "I see, and yet again I failed to save someone." said Link. "He also has Zelda. He took here when you got taken away to the temple of doom. I'm sorry Link…" said Rauru in a sad voice. "You must now go to the Hyrule lake. There you will find a scientist who will give you a power potion to alter you. This potion will increase your strength ten-fold. That is enough to match Ganondorf's current strength." said Rauru and he disappeared.
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Link ran into the scientists house. "You are Link, eh? Here for the potion?" said the scientist. The scientist gave Link the potion. Link looked at it and smelt it. "YUCK this smells bad!" yelled Link. "Just drink it if you want strength." said the scientist. Link drank it and it went down smoothly. It tasted more like Lon lon milk to Link. Link felt a sudden urge of power in him. He pounded into the ground and it made a dent. " You're dead Ganon, you're dead." said Link to himself.
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"Sir, Link defeated all 4 of the monsters you put out against him." said a squire of Ganondorf. "I expected he would. Little does he know that I am now more powerful than his wildest dreams. I also have his bonnie lass Zelda." said ganondorf, followed by a smirk. He looked over to Zelda who was tied up to the wall. "Here that your little husband is going to die. I'll even give you front row seats so you can watch as he screams in pain." said Ganondorf and then he laughed. "You rapist! You will die and I will laugh as you scream in pain and beg for mercy!" yelled Zelda. Ganondorf heard something in the sudden distance. He heard hoof beats. "What the hell is that sound?" Ganon said to himself. Link came into view. Zelda yelled in glee as she saw her knight in green tunic coming. "It's Link Ganondorf." said Gannon's assistant. Ganondorf took out his two swords. "Bring it on." said Ganondorf.
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So ends chapter two, I hope I didn't leave you in a point where your like "What the fuck I want to know what happens next." Well I'm thinking of how to do the Last chapter. Did you like the sex scene? I sure as hell did. It took me awhile to write the damn thing. Please review this story so I can see what I should do in the next chapter, reviews are inspirational to me.
This story is by me Eternal Deep and if I see it on any other site I will sue your asses to the GROUND!
Oh and I lied about this chapter's name
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"Hey Zelda, what's going on?" said Link as he readied Epona. "Oh please Link don't fight Ganondorf PLEASE." Zelda pleaded. "Zelda this is something I have to settle. If I don't kill him he will kill me. Please don't cry." said Link. Zelda wiped the water from her eyes. Zelda quickly pressed her lips onto Link's lips. Link's eyes went into surprise. "Zelda……..Wow, Haven't gotten that in a while." said Link. "Don't you like it?" asked Zelda. "Ehh, Yes I do. In fact I would like to do it again." said Link. Link pulled Zelda to him and kissed her. She closed her eyes in pleasure. "Link………." Said Zelda as she grabbed his hand and pulled him to their house. She opened the door and pulled Link into the bedroom. Link saw where this was going and before Zelda could be manly, Link threw her onto the bed.
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"Goodbye Link! I love you!" Yelled Zelda as Link rode off to the field of Hyrule. "I love you too Zelda." yelled back Link. Link stopped when he hit the field. Something was forming around him. 3 dark rings of darkness formed around Link's body. "What the fuck?" asked Link to himself as he was being carried off by the rings. The rings squeezed Link so tight that he passed out.
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Link woke up in a prison cell. Next to him was a man chained to the wall. "Look new fresh meat." said the man. "Fuck off Ill slice your dick off before you try and rape me!" said Link. "By the way where am I?" asked Link to another person in the cell with him. "You are in the temple of boss." said another man. Link felt himself and he still had all his equipment with him. "Ok guys I'm going to get us out of here." said Link as he drew out his megaton hammer. He smashed open the gate and unequipped it. He quickly ran out of the shattered gate. He looked back to the cell members. "Are you guys coming?" asked Link. "No we can't fight off the monsters in this dungeon." said the man in chains. "I will come back for you, ok?" said Link. The men all nodded. "Good luck, the leader of this dungeon is in the basement." said the man in chains. Link ran towards the door. He smashed it open with his Megaton Hammer. He raced down the hall it exposed. He then reached a dead end. He took out the lens of truth and spotted a door. He shattered it with his megaton hammer and revealed a room. The room was full of redeads. He heard the screaming shouts of the redead. He took out his ocarina and played the sun song. The redeads froze and Link hook shot to the door above. He kicked it open with his legs and raced down into it. He hit a hole and fell down. His body hit the hard, cold ground. "Link, we meet again." said a familiar voice. He looked over to see Phantom Ganon on a horse. The room was decorated in 8 of the same pictures. "I'll kill you and your phantom Ganondorf. Phantom Ganon raced into a picture and Link took out his bow and zoomed around to see which picture he was coming out of. The Light arrow built up and as soon as he saw Ganondorf come out of the picture he shot. It hit with perfect ness. Gannon's horse disappeared and phantom Ganon floated in the air. "You remember the old drill Link. Be prepared for my lightning attacked." Said Ganon. "I have a surprise for you now Ganon!" shouted Link as he shot a light arrow pierced into the heart of Ganondorf. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled phantom Ganon as his body shriveled up into a prune. "You are no more Ganon." said Link as he walked into the door in front of him. Link noticed this room right away. Volvagia's domain. It still remained the same as it was. A bunch of lava pits. Link all of a sudden heard the ground rumble. "WHAT THE HELL!?" said Link. Volvagia rose up from the ground. "Link, we meet again!" said Volvagia in dragon language.
Link pulled out his megaton hammer. "Let's rumble!" said Link. Volvagia spat out fire and Link dodged. A bunch of rocks came tumbling down and Link swiftly dodged them. A rock came hurtling toward Link and he smashed it in bits with the megaton hammer. "Come on you Volvagia basterd." said Link to himself. Volvagia reared out his head and Link threw the megaton hammer at Volvagia's head and it snapped its bones in pieces. "SCORE" said Link as he hook shot out of the room onto the next door. The room erupted and lava shot onto Link's cloak, eating some of his tunic. "Damnit, this cloak cost me 500 rupees." Link said. Link raced into the next room and he put on his Iron boots as he put on his blue tunic and dived into the water. The next place was underwater. Link had to get used to underwater travels again. 10 clam monsters appeared and he took out his long shot. He smashed the muscle of one of the clam monsters and it snapped in half and flew into his face, making a cut on his cheek. He flipped backwards and hook shot another one in the muscle and hit the wall, making a dent. He then pushed off and shot two through the muscle. He then hook shot the rest of the six monsters in one clean slate of a shot. He then raced down the underwater path. Two Blocks were in his way and he pushed them forward into a hole. He then walked into another room and the big amoeba monster thingy. He hook shot its core and sliced it with his biggoron sword. It died instantly. "These monsters are just way to easy for me." said Link to himself. Link opened the door to the next to him. He fell downward as soon as he opened the door. He fell and flipped over and hit a big bongo drum. He got bounced up and then hit back hard onto the drum. Bongo Bongo jumped out. He started patting the drums. Link was bounced up and down. It kind of tore at his skin and he got a few cuts. He then aimed an arrow at bongo's eye and shot. It hit perfectly and he then took out his sword and threw it into the stunned bongo bongo. He quickly raced to get the sword and bongo bongo dissolved from pain. In the sudden steel spiked walls came closing in on him and he hesitated. He then hook shot onto a spike and realized there was no way out. "NO it can't end here!" yelled Link. He remembered den's fire and he quickly used it, blasting it downward. He flipped down onto the bongo drum as the steel walls melted. "Link…." said a distant voice. "Rauru? Is that you, where are you?" said Link. Rauru appeared next to Link. "Come on Hurry this place is going to disappear into the darkness!" said Rauru as he flung out his hand to Link. "Come on grab it, I'll guide you out of here!" said Rauru. "I can't there is still people here!" said Link. "There is no time for them!!!" said Rauru as he grabbed Link's hand and warped him onto the field of Hyrule. "NO!" yelled Link. Link had failed yet again to save someone. "Link I must tell you something. Ganondorf has combined with Nabooru to strengthen himself. You will not win if you fight." said Rauru. "Nabooru….when…" Said Link before Rauru came in. "She was the ninja that saved your life." said Rauru. "I see, and yet again I failed to save someone." said Link. "He also has Zelda. He took here when you got taken away to the temple of doom. I'm sorry Link…" said Rauru in a sad voice. "You must now go to the Hyrule lake. There you will find a scientist who will give you a power potion to alter you. This potion will increase your strength ten-fold. That is enough to match Ganondorf's current strength." said Rauru and he disappeared.
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Link ran into the scientists house. "You are Link, eh? Here for the potion?" said the scientist. The scientist gave Link the potion. Link looked at it and smelt it. "YUCK this smells bad!" yelled Link. "Just drink it if you want strength." said the scientist. Link drank it and it went down smoothly. It tasted more like Lon lon milk to Link. Link felt a sudden urge of power in him. He pounded into the ground and it made a dent. " You're dead Ganon, you're dead." said Link to himself.
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"Sir, Link defeated all 4 of the monsters you put out against him." said a squire of Ganondorf. "I expected he would. Little does he know that I am now more powerful than his wildest dreams. I also have his bonnie lass Zelda." said ganondorf, followed by a smirk. He looked over to Zelda who was tied up to the wall. "Here that your little husband is going to die. I'll even give you front row seats so you can watch as he screams in pain." said Ganondorf and then he laughed. "You rapist! You will die and I will laugh as you scream in pain and beg for mercy!" yelled Zelda. Ganondorf heard something in the sudden distance. He heard hoof beats. "What the hell is that sound?" Ganon said to himself. Link came into view. Zelda yelled in glee as she saw her knight in green tunic coming. "It's Link Ganondorf." said Gannon's assistant. Ganondorf took out his two swords. "Bring it on." said Ganondorf.
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So ends chapter two, I hope I didn't leave you in a point where your like "What the fuck I want to know what happens next." Well I'm thinking of how to do the Last chapter. Did you like the sex scene? I sure as hell did. It took me awhile to write the damn thing. Please review this story so I can see what I should do in the next chapter, reviews are inspirational to me.