The story that inspired the Fireplace Chronicles. The term "fireplace" came from the song "I may be a tiny chimney sweep but I've got an enormous broom" in which fireplace is a very suggestive term for... a womanly body part. And "cleaning" a "fireplace" is very suggestive for sleeping with someone. Written when I was melting in my cousin's room and had gone completely insane!
Disclaimer: All Characters belong to Namco since they came from Tekken.
One day...
"Jun! Your fireplace is dirty! Let me clean it!" Kazuya insisted.
"Oh Kazzy-Chan!" Jun giggled.
Then they went out and did the dirty.
Nine vomitously ill months went by for Jun and eventually an Angsty Emo-baby popped out.
"He's so cute Kazzy-Chan! Hey... where'd he go?" Jun exclaimed, puzzled.
She spied Kazuya with the chain saw in hand and baby angst crying.
"Kazzy-Chan! What are you doing?" She asked.
"I was... merely showing him how the chainsaw worked." Kazuya covered up his actions smoothly.
"His name shall be Jin. Because you were busy drinking Gin when he was born." Jun declared.
"Darn..." Kazuya said with feeling.
"Jun! Your fireplace is dirty again!" Kazuya pointed out.
They scampered out and did the dirty again.
Nine MORE months later, a bouncy baby girl was born.
'I shall name her Asuka because I was watching Neon Genesis Evangelion a few minutes ago." Jun decided.
She did not hear the tortured screams of Jin over the noise of the chain saw.
END
Now that you have been mentally scarred for life, please enjoy any and all other installments in this series:) R&R, although if your just telling me how retarded or insane I am, please dont, for I am already fully aware.