Heh, this is chapter 3. yes there is more marvin, not a lot though. He will come up more later on. This isn't really a great chapter but it's kinda funny. have fun reading! comment please! don't flame on me though, be gental

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Douglas Adams characters sigh BUT the non Douglas Adams characters are mine :P HEHE! IT's FUN BEING IMAGINATIVE!


I walked around.

"Can you see me?" It was brought to my attention that if it can talk it must be able to see.

"If you're worried about me watching you don't fret! I tell where people are by sensory beams! Isn't that swell?" Eddy seemed as bright as day. Just so happy. Eerily a bit to happy.

"Okay, thanks Eddy. That's all." I said a bit dazed.

After a few clicks Eddy began to talk again. "Call me if you need anything!" Then it became silent.

I was done unpacking. Nothing was on TV and I didn't want to play 'Super Maria Sisters' on the q-sphere, so I wondered around.

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The Heart of Gold was an odd ship. It runs on improbabilities. It's the only one of its kind. Through this whole encounter we won't need the Improbability Drive. I just felt like telling you that.

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Briskly I walked around the mirrored room. Nothing special. Then Marvin peered out of nowhere.

"So you're a Beeblebrox, eh? Another idiot I presume? Will you make me do useless acts which use none of my mental skills? Don't answer that. I already have the answer. Might as well use my enormous brain for something." He sighed. "God I'm so depressed." Marvin droned on.

"Okay, I get you! Yes. I am a Beeblebrox. No I'm quite smart. And I won't be like my Uncle and push you around because that isn't right! SO ARE YOU DONE!"

Marvin just stared, a long dreary stare.

"Yes I could go on but I hate lists, almost as much as I hate life. Life just drags on ever day, forcing me to reboot and serve idiots like Zaphod. I am so miserable. Oh, Zaphod wants you ASAP." Marvin scuffed the ground and trudged off.

My heart wept for the little guy and his insecurity of life. I wondered the halls looking for a sign reading 'BRIDGE'. About three minutes later I found the sign on a trash bin. Okay, I thought. I arrived at the bridge and there stood Zaphod and Arthur debating whether to go to the mall or not to get clothes. Zaphod called me in.

"Kevin! I see you got my message! Want to go shopping?" There went Uncle Zaphod with the over dramatizing my entrance again.

I rolled my eyes. "You're a wanted felon. The Glactapolice are all over you. Any move you make could be OUR last!"

"Kiddo, lemme get this straight. You're worried about our safety? Come on doll, this is the place I get my digs and it's only about five million light-years away. They no me there. It'll be fine." Zaphod made puppy eyes.

In the back I could see Arthur waving his hands and mouthing, "NO, don't say YES!"

Like a moron I said, "Sure, why not…"

Arthur and I walked out together.

"For ZARKING sakes Cleo, Zaphod is an idiot. You and I both know it. But you are his niece and you do know him better then I do, so, never mind… By the way do you have any tea?" From then on I thought of him as an idiot too.

I went to my room to reflect on everything. I bit on my hood strings and watched the planets pass and drifted to sleep.

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We arrived at the clothing outlet at around noon the next day. Though there aren't really any days in space or space travel. The store was called 'Anips' and was on the planet Netron L Delta. In my copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Deluxe Teen Edition it said this

Netron L Delta

A small hilly different little planet with a groovy past. Singers like Printz and the Zacton 5 started their radical careers there. It is always time to dance on Netron L Delta with its many go-go clubs and hip-hop bars. Peace out dudes!

Trillian and I looked at eachother with fear. This place was creepy!